Can you wiggle your ears?

by MissTerraK

Posted: 8 years ago 8 replies

OFF TOPIC

If so, show me...

Do you show your teeth when you smile?

Like this?

When you wink with your left eye, does the left side of your mouth go up too?

Do you get confused when someone runs their fingers along the top of their wine goblet too?

Are you too big for mommy kisses now, also?

Can you catch a ball as good as this?

Have you ever been so tired you fell asleep sitting up?

Okay, okay, guilty as charged. I got bored waiting for my new leather sofa to be delivered, so I went looking for some puppy love.

Terra

Princess Balestra 8 years ago

Ooooooh, leather sofa.

It is like bein' cupped in the palm of a friendly giant who don't care if you drool all over his flesh.

Oh, an' yeah — I can wiggle my ears, but I have to do other stuff also.
- [ 1 ] Thanks
- 1 reply
Signature

Lightin' fuses is for blowin' stuff togethah.
{{ DiscussionBoard.errors[10562343].message }}
- lanfear63 8 years ago
  
  Originally Posted by Princess Balestra
  
  Ooooooh, leather sofa.
  
  It is like bein' cupped in the palm of a friendly giant who don't care if you drool all over his flesh.
  
  I never knew Claude made sofa's
  
  [ 1 ] Thanks
  
  1 reply
  
  Signature
  
  Feel The Power Of The Mark Side
  
  {{ DiscussionBoard.errors[10562352].message }}
  
  Princess Balestra 8 years ago
  
  Originally Posted by lanfear63
  
  I never knew Claude made sofa's
  
  Ha!
  
  Prolly it is like skin grafts where you peel from the rear.
  
  1 Whitacre butt = numerous leathery additions to your livin' room.
  
  Mebbe that is why he got the cat.
  
  Feline saliva is the perfect healin' balm for raw gluteals.
  
  Thanks
  
  1 reply
  
  Signature
  
  Lightin' fuses is for blowin' stuff togethah.
  
  {{ DiscussionBoard.errors[10562356].message }}
  
  Claude Whitacre 8 years ago
  
  Originally Posted by Princess Balestra
  
  Feline saliva is the perfect healin' balm for raw gluteals.
  
  I tried to sell my wife on the idea that saliva was the perfect spermicide....but she didn't buy that for a minute.
  
  Thanks
  
  1 reply
  
  Signature
  One Call Closing book https://www.amazon.com/One-Call-Clos...=1527788418&sr
  
  What if they're not stars? What if they are holes poked in the top of a container so we can breath?
  
  {{ DiscussionBoard.errors[10562498].message }}
  
  MissTerraK 8 years ago
  
  Originally Posted by Claude Whitacre
  
  I tried to sell my wife on the idea that saliva was the perfect spermicide....but she didn't buy that for a minute.
  
  Yikes, Claude!
  Oh, and smart lady you married.
  
  Terra
  
  Thanks
  
  1 reply
  
  {{ DiscussionBoard.errors[10562506].message }}
  
  tagiscom 8 years ago
  
  This is a trick question right!
  
  Thanks
  
  Signature
  Archimedes Forum, Sign up l won't bite
  
  {{ DiscussionBoard.errors[10562975].message }}
Princess Balestra 8 years ago

On a less fleshpeely note, I am entranced by Tooth Mutt.

That grin is a wave of stoopid upon which I will surf for the resta the day, hungerin' for no wipeout.
- Thanks
- 1 reply
Signature

Lightin' fuses is for blowin' stuff togethah.
{{ DiscussionBoard.errors[10562358].message }}
- MissTerraK 8 years ago
  
  Ha!
  
  They delivered a Claude Butt love seat so I sent it back!
  
  No, but seriously, they did deliver the leather love seat instead of my leather sofa and I had to send it back. I got up early this morning all excited, had hubby and son move an old couch out of the family room to the garage, to be donated to charity, move my upstairs sitting room couch down to the family room in it's place, move my coffee table and antique end table that was Grama's down there too. I put up my new drapes and my new wall hanging that matches the new throw pillows for the sofa that I had already purchased, but was waiting for the new sofa, as they all match.
  
  I put on the new bedding set I got for our bedroom too, all in anticipation for the new leather sofa. I wanted it all new all at the same time. But now my house is all out of whack and I have nothing to sit on in the sitting room.
  That's just wrong I tell ya!
  
  They are going to deliver it tomorrow, hubby just told me. He said when they call with a delivery time, he'll come home from work if needed. You see, right after work, I have my very first physical therapy session tomorrow.
  
  Well, at least if I'm super sore, I have a plush, supple leather sofa to sink into when I get home. I hope, anyway.
  
  And yes, Mark, that old dinosaur TV set you saw last year is long gone and replaced with a 52 inch Smart LED back lit HD TV.
  
  Terra
  
  Thanks
  
  {{ DiscussionBoard.errors[10562430].message }}