Attn: [you]: You May Have Just Won $10 Million Dollars!

Rick McCombs

14 years ago

Damn Jared, I was ready to pack the truck and head for Vermont!

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R Hagel

14 years ago

Dear [you],

I am completely, utterly and totally in love with you.

You're all I think about. You're all I dream about. You're the reason I get up in the morning, just to see if you're here on the forum. And at night I eagerly go to bed just so I can have those sweet dreams of you.

Sometimes I wonder what it would feel like to run my fingers through your hair and whisper softly in your ear. I wonder if me running my fingers lightly up your neck would give you the chills. I sometimes imagine you catching your breath in pleasure.

I probably shouldn't have even posted this. I probably ruined my chances with you. But I knew I'd regret it for the rest of my life if I didn't tell you how much I want you, [you].

With love...

Becky

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Dave Patterson

14 years ago

Originally Posted by R Hagel

Dear [you],

I am completely, utterly and totally in love with you.

You're all I think about. You're all I dream about. You're the reason I get up in the morning, just to see if you're here on the forum. And at night I eagerly go to bed just so I can have those sweet dreams of you.

Sometimes I wonder what it would feel like to run my fingers through your hair and whisper softly in your ear. I wonder if me running my fingers lightly up your neck would give you the chills. I sometimes imagine you catching your breath in pleasure.

I probably shouldn't have even posted this. I probably ruined my chances with you. But I knew I'd regret it for the rest of my life if I didn't tell you how much I want you, [you].

With love...

Becky

*scuffing toes in dust

Aw Shucks, Miss Becky

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Rick McCombs 14 years ago

Yep, I'm pack'in the truck! On my way, Becky!! Gotta get there before Dave does.
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John M Kane

14 years ago

Originally Posted by R Hagel

Dear [you],

I am completely, utterly and totally in love with you.

You're all I think about. You're all I dream about. You're the reason I get up in the morning, just to see if you're here on the forum. And at night I eagerly go to bed just so I can have those sweet dreams of you.

Sometimes I wonder what it would feel like to run my fingers through your hair and whisper softly in your ear. I wonder if me running my fingers lightly up your neck would give you the chills. I sometimes imagine you catching your breath in pleasure.

I probably shouldn't have even posted this. I probably ruined my chances with you. But I knew I'd regret it for the rest of my life if I didn't tell you how much I want you, [you].

With love...

Becky

HAHHHA!
Yeah me too
I'll have to stop in at the "Hair Club for Men" first.

I'm stealing this for my EHarmony profile!

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myob 14 years ago

Congratulations, [YOU], for winning $10 Million Dollars.

See that you spend it wisely. There is a special offer just for you in my sig file.
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Jared Alberghini

14 years ago

Uh oh... I just realized not everyone knows about the [ you ] code just yet...

lulz... this could get ugly...

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KimPup

14 years ago

Good God! That was some creepy Sh*t! Glad I figured it out!

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Steven Wagenheim 14 years ago

:sigh:

I give up.
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- Rick McCombs 14 years ago
  
  Originally Posted by Steven Wagenheim
  
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  I give up.
  
  Like children with a new toy, Steven.
  
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  glchandler 14 years ago
  
  Well, actually I do not really SUCK....not really a compliment to see my name all over the WF this morning but will learn to live with it.
  
  Figured the OP of the threads just did not figure the coding out properly but am glad to help out with the morning giggles.
  
  I will however take any royalties, percentages or donations to my paypal a/c if his marketing starts flowing with $$$!
  
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Patrician

14 years ago

Barf me out Ms Becky. Gag me with a spoon.

(ValleyGirl talk for Chill, I don't play that.)

This was worse than being told I am the #1 Internet Marketer and I knew it had to be facetious since I never market anything.

[you]

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Patrician

14 years ago

Originally Posted by Jared Alberghini

Sorry, but someone just had to say it.

P.S. Yes, I am a 2 year old. Playing is fun.

wash your mouth out with soap you terrible two year old.

lol. you are naughty. go sit in the corner.

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Wax 14 years ago

Heh. I recently joined and was wondering what that was all about, now I know!
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Killer Joe

14 years ago

I'm beginning to enjoy this.

Somebody named [you] just put $500.00 in my PayPal account.

I've transferred it to my bank account already before they figure out they've been scammed and want it back.

KJ

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HeySal

14 years ago

Originally Posted by Jared Alberghini

Sorry, but someone just had to say it.

P.S. Yes, I am a 2 year old. Playing is fun.

Please refer to Peter Pan Syndrome thread. Jared - yeah this is fun but you just HAVE to quit wearing that green mini-skirt and tights. Next thing you know you'll actually jump from a tall building thinking you can fl.................
Oh Hi Jared...Nice tights! Going somewhere?

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Karen Blundell

14 years ago

where's my cheque?

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Jared Alberghini

14 years ago

Originally Posted by Karen Blundell

where's my cheque?

All I need is your bank details, your social security number, any other personal information you think I will need to get into your bank account... I mean, transfer the money to your bank account.

I also just need $500 up front, and I'll send your $10 million right away!

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Karen Blundell

14 years ago

Originally Posted by Jared Alberghini

All I need is your bank details, your social security number, any other personal information you think I will need to get into your bank account... I mean, transfer the money to your bank account.

I also just need $500 up front, and I'll send your $10 million right away!

I'll get right on that

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HeySal

14 years ago

Hmmm.... Y x viewers of thread......x lawsuits for false advertising...x fraud charges.........

Hi Jared - have I talked you recently about purchasing my WSO?

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ryanman

14 years ago

I don't get the idea why this thread is opened on my warrior id...Funny none the less.

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Jared Alberghini

14 years ago

I don't get the idea why this thread is opened on my warrior id...Funny none the less.

lulz... people STILL aren't getting it... even in the original thread from Allen...

1 word: Read

(seems most people refuse to read)

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ExRat

14 years ago

Hi Becky,

Dear Unregistered,

I am completely, utterly and totally in love with you.

You're all I think about. You're all I dream about. You're the reason I get up in the morning, just to see if you're here on the forum. And at night I eagerly go to bed just so I can have those sweet dreams of you.

Sometimes I wonder what it would feel like to run my fingers through your hair and whisper softly in your ear. I wonder if me running my fingers lightly up your neck would give you the chills. I sometimes imagine you catching your breath in pleasure.

I probably shouldn't have even posted this. I probably ruined my chances with you. But I knew I'd regret it for the rest of my life if I didn't tell you how much I want you, Unregistered.

With love...

Becky

I love it when you call me Unregistered

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Oh Damn! Did I just post this in the forum??!!

It looked so much like your last PM, I thought I was still in my inbox - woops!!

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