Should I Iron My Toaster?
I struggle to imagine a less unreligious festival, an' the purpose of my post is not to invoke any kinda behaysoos, *bless moi* but jus' to say HAPPY HOLIDAYS to anyone got holidays over the weekend, especially if they are expectin' bunny-borne chocolates an' an excuse to indulge in ultramerrimentery.
In its way, it is a shambollically shallow gesture, but I figure the true depths of said shame will not be fully plundered until mebbe after lunchtime next Toosday.
It is my intention to take time out from the planet, so if I am quiet over the holidays, it will not be cos I got sealed in a cave behind a rock -- though I am sure my friends will wanna try this if I hit the vino.
(Call me psychic, but most people do not stash heavy diggin' equipment in their broom cupboard in the run up to a festival hosted by an imaginary bunny.)
So listen, do plentya warm, fluffy hooman stuff over the weekend -- an' mebbe if you are workin', grow a beard an' dye it yellow (guys) or strap on an origami beak (gals).
An' that is an order!
Lightin' fuses is for blowin' stuff togethah.
Lightin' fuses is for blowin' stuff togethah.
Lightin' fuses is for blowin' stuff togethah.
Lightin' fuses is for blowin' stuff togethah.
Lightin' fuses is for blowin' stuff togethah.
Lightin' fuses is for blowin' stuff togethah.
Raising a child is akin to knowing you're getting fired in 18 years and having to train your replacement without actively sabotaging them.
Raising a child is akin to knowing you're getting fired in 18 years and having to train your replacement without actively sabotaging them.
"May I have ten thousand marbles, please?"
"May I have ten thousand marbles, please?"
"May I have ten thousand marbles, please?"
Raising a child is akin to knowing you're getting fired in 18 years and having to train your replacement without actively sabotaging them.
"May I have ten thousand marbles, please?"
"May I have ten thousand marbles, please?"
"May I have ten thousand marbles, please?"
Raising a child is akin to knowing you're getting fired in 18 years and having to train your replacement without actively sabotaging them.
Raising a child is akin to knowing you're getting fired in 18 years and having to train your replacement without actively sabotaging them.
"May I have ten thousand marbles, please?"
Just when you think you've got it all figured out, someone changes the rules.
Raising a child is akin to knowing you're getting fired in 18 years and having to train your replacement without actively sabotaging them.
What if they're not stars? What if they are holes poked in the top of a container so we can breath?
Nothing to see here including a Sig so just move on :)
Raising a child is akin to knowing you're getting fired in 18 years and having to train your replacement without actively sabotaging them.
Nothing to see here including a Sig so just move on :)
Nothing to see here including a Sig so just move on :)
'I hated every minute of training, but I said, 'Don't quit. Suffer now and live the rest of your life as a champion'
-Muhammad Ali
Sal
When the Roads and Paths end, learn to guide yourself through the wilderness
Beyond the Path
Nothing to see here including a Sig so just move on :)
Nothing to see here including a Sig so just move on :)
Nothing to see here including a Sig so just move on :)
'I hated every minute of training, but I said, 'Don't quit. Suffer now and live the rest of your life as a champion'
-Muhammad Ali
'I hated every minute of training, but I said, 'Don't quit. Suffer now and live the rest of your life as a champion'
-Muhammad Ali
Sal
When the Roads and Paths end, learn to guide yourself through the wilderness
Beyond the Path
Nothing to see here including a Sig so just move on :)
Nothing to see here including a Sig so just move on :)
"May I have ten thousand marbles, please?"
"May I have ten thousand marbles, please?"
Nothing to see here including a Sig so just move on :)
"May I have ten thousand marbles, please?"
Nothing to see here including a Sig so just move on :)
"May I have ten thousand marbles, please?"
Nothing to see here including a Sig so just move on :)
Nothing to see here including a Sig so just move on :)
Nothing to see here including a Sig so just move on :)
Nothing to see here including a Sig so just move on :)