OMG! I Need to Make 19¢ in the Next FOUR Days!

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I thought that would make a nice change of pace from the regular "big money, short time" posts.

It would have been more fun in the main forum, but I figured it'd either get deleted or moved here anyway, so I'll just cut out the middleman.
  • Profile picture of the author R Hagel
    First, take a deep breath. Don't panic.

    Secondly -- is there anything you can sell for a penny? I mean you only need 19 customers to make your goal.

    Freelancing is always an option. Sell a 19 word article at a penny a word.

    Do you have anything laying around your house that you can sell on CraigsList? Maybe a pack of gum or something.

    Sorry you're in such a tight squeeze. I'd offer more ideas, but I'm plum out. I hate to sound like a downer, but I'm not sure if 19¢ in four days is even possible...

    Cheers,
    Becky
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    • Profile picture of the author TimPhelan
      Stop dreaming and get a job!
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    • Profile picture of the author KimW
      Originally Posted by R Hagel View Post

      Sorry you're in such a tight squeeze. I'd offer more ideas, but I'm plum out. I hate to sound like a downer, but I'm not sure if 19¢ in four days is even possible...

      Cheers,
      Becky
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      I bet if every forum member donated "something" that,even as unattainable as 19¢ sounds, we could do it!
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      • Profile picture of the author R Hagel
        Originally Posted by KimW View Post

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        I bet if every forum member donated "something" that,even as unattainable as 19¢ sounds, we could do it!
        You think big, Kim. I like that about you. But 19¢... really? Maybe if his goal was 9¢ we could do it. But I just don't think the 19¢ is really doable at this time.
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        • Profile picture of the author kf
          Dan - I hate to break it to you, but as others have said, few very reach these income levels.

          You have lofty goals though, and if you keep focused on your goal (be sure to watch the Secret), then you might get there one day.

          But IMO, you are going to have to find a mentor. Only with a mentor will you be able to accelerate to riches.

          But the four day part? Wheeew brother, you are asking a lot. Just sayin'.

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          • Profile picture of the author WendellC
            Dan -

            Hi.

            I would try and set up some JV partners for this one.

            You can try and team up with 19 partners who would be willing to take a $0.01 bonus for a firesale or perhaps if you can find someone with a huge 19 member list you MIGHT be able to get a few sales from that to reach your financial goal.

            If you set the bar a little lower you might be better off since you'll be able to keep the motivation going. Just be persistent and don't give up!

            Good luck and hope this helps.

            Wendell

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  • Profile picture of the author Scot Standke
    Just take the 12 empty beer cans you slammed last night, down to the local recycling center and cash in baby!
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  • Profile picture of the author john_kennedy
    Send me your PP address and I'll send you a penny. Maybe 18 others....

    John
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  • Profile picture of the author HeySal
    kf - don't be silly - Mentors can cost 2 cents EVERY Session. Why it would cost Dan 10 times what he now owes to be able to count on knowing enough to pull together anything that makes that kind of bucks in time.

    Dan - how the HELL did you let this happen to yourself? It seems to me you should be asking for grants to pay for economics classes and maybe you will learn to better manage your funds so this doesn't happen again. You should have been asking these questions BEFORE you got in nearly this deep and needed anything this side of a miracle or better to help you get out of it.

    Well, that's my 2 cents worth - cough it up man - I could use it myself right now.
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  • Profile picture of the author Crew Chief
    Become a Collegiate Guinea pig - go to your local college and offer to participate in a scientific impact experiment to test the theory of knuckle strength. Each student (19 in all at a penny per participant) takes a swig of beer and then a swipe at your knoggens. If their knuckles hurt after the fact, it proves beyond a shadow of a doubt that when a person applies their hand with force to a person's head, it definitely hurts. Another valuable study for mankind! What college student wouldn't participate in that study? You tell me!
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    • Profile picture of the author whateverpedia
      If you are receiving donations you had better register as a charity otherwise the taxman may plunder your new found wealth by as much as 6 or 7 cents.

      On the plus side you may be able to offset the tax payable by deducting your mentor's fees.

      Check with your accountant before making a decision.
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    • Profile picture of the author whateverpedia
      Originally Posted by Crew Chief View Post

      Become a Collegiate Guinea pig - go to your local college and offer to participate in a scientific impact experiment to test the theory of knuckle strength. Each student (19 in all at a penny per participant) takes a swig of beer and then a swipe at your knoggens. If their knuckles hurt after the fact, it proves beyond a shadow of a doubt that when a person applies their hand with force to a person's head, it definitely hurts. Another valuable study for mankind! What college student wouldn't participate in that study? You tell me!

      Now just how in heck is he going to find 19 college students who are willing to take a swig of beer?!?!?!?
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  • Profile picture of the author jakesellers
    19 cents in 4 days? Sounds like my first 400 days with Adsense.
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    Best.Post.Ever!
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  • Profile picture of the author Scot Standke
    Smoke one less cigarette today, that'll be good for .40c

    Reinvest the remaining .21c or...

    put it aside and you are good for another month!
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  • Profile picture of the author whateverpedia
    Try hopping around on one foot. That way a pair of shoes will last twice as long. The bonus with this is that a pair of socks will last twice as long as well !!!

    Ok, ok, I realise this would only work over a longer time frame than 4 days, however as they say time IS money. Over a 12 month period you could save as much as $19.

    You read that correctly. Nineteen WHOLE dollars.

    Now we're talking big bucks. That Ferrari can't be too far away.

    Don't stop dreaming.
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  • Profile picture of the author Michael Oksa
    Hi Dan,

    You need a plan more than anything.

    Day 1 - Do whatever it takes to earn $0.0083333333.... That is exactly how much you will need to buy a guide on making money online. Oh, just in case you're wondering, that's how a "dime a dozen" breaks down.

    Day 2 - Skim through the guide.

    Day 3 - Think of all the possibilities and how easy the guide makes it sound.

    Day 4 - Complain that the guide doesn't work, but copy all of the ideas and sell your "version" of it for $0.39. Why so much? Because you are going to offer PLR.

    Rinse and repeat so you don't find yourself in the same jam again.

    All the best,
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    • Profile picture of the author Steven Wagenheim
      Donate a kidney.

      If you can swing it...donate your brain.

      Considering how it got you into this mess in the first place, you probably
      won't get much more than 19 cents for it anyway.
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    • Profile picture of the author Dan C. Rinnert
      Wow. Thanks everyone. I've been so done the whole day. But, when I logged into my computer this evening, I found I had earned 6¢.

      That gives me some breathing room. Now, I have three days remaining (plus what remains of today) to get another 13¢.

      I hope I can make it...
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      • Profile picture of the author Michael Oksa
        Originally Posted by Dan C. Rinnert View Post

        Wow. Thanks everyone. I've been so done the whole day. But, when I logged into my computer this evening, I found I had earned 6¢.

        That gives me some breathing room. Now, I have three days remaining (plus what remains of today) to get another 13¢.

        I hope I can make it...
        Hi Dan,

        With a positive attitude like that, you are sure to go far. I don't want to get your hopes up, but I wouldn't be surprised if you make a total of 20¢, 21¢, or dare I be so bold as to say 34¢!!!

        It may sound crazy, but I think you can do it.

        Just a friendly tip: Try to spend more time fantasizing about what you will do with all of your instant riches, instead of any actual work - it's a lot more fun.

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        • Profile picture of the author cimbah
          I think 13¢ is doable. Keep an eye out for my first WSO on how to make 13¢ while you're sleeping. It goes on sale soon for only 37¢. I might have to get my post count up before I can post the WSO, though.
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      • Profile picture of the author TimPhelan
        If you pay me 9¢ I will show you how to make that 13¢ over and over.

        Originally Posted by Dan C. Rinnert View Post

        Wow. Thanks everyone. I've been so done the whole day. But, when I logged into my computer this evening, I found I had earned 6¢.

        That gives me some breathing room. Now, I have three days remaining (plus what remains of today) to get another 13¢.

        I hope I can make it...
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        • Profile picture of the author whateverpedia
          Originally Posted by cimbah View Post

          I think 13¢ is doable. Keep an eye out for my first WSO on how to make 13¢ while you're sleeping. It goes on sale soon for only 37¢. I might have to get my post count up before I can post the WSO, though.
          Originally Posted by TimPhelan View Post

          If you pay me 9¢ I will show you how to make that 13¢ over and over.

          Despite all the sound advice offered to young(?) Dan, it seems the vultures are never far away.

          Like flies to a turd they pounce on the unsuspecting and innocent with their "make 13c while you sleep", and "make 13c every day on autopilot" claims.

          The trouble is their long verbose sales pitches (as quoted above) make it sound sooo easy, and before you know it your 9c poorer!

          Demand written and verifiable proof that their "techniques" work.

          The internets is a dangerous place full of unscrupulous types who are only too happy to sell you a dream, then take your (and many others) 9c and disappear leaving you destitute and suicidal.

          REMEMBER: If it sounds too good to be true, it probably is.

          However you seem to have hit upon the trick to REALLY making money. I quote:

          Originally Posted by Dan C. Rinnert View Post

          Wow. Thanks everyone. I've been so done the whole day. But, when I logged into my computer this evening, I found I had earned 6¢.
          The mere act of logging onto your pc earned you 6c!!!

          If you were to log on four times a day you would make enough to pay the taxman, repay your debt, and still have some beer money left over. Or, better still, reinvest your profits back into your business.

          Once your capital base grows you can then outsource the job of logging on to your pc to India. Pay a team of say, 100 Indians 1c each to log on to your pc 10 times a day @ 1c per log on. That would be a daily expenditure of $10.00. Sounds a lot doesn't it. Don't worry though because your revenue would be a staggering $60.00!!! Every day!!!

          Leaving you with $50 a day in net profit.

          Then, and this should be your ultimate goal, release a WSO called "How to Make $50 a day - Guaranteed.

          And that should ensure your grandchildren, and their grandchildren will never want for anything.

          The skies the limit Dan, go for it!
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  • Profile picture of the author solardave
    Wow! This is amazing you needing that amount. I just wrote my first Ebook titled "HOW TO MAKE 19 CENTS (or more) IN 4 DAYS. I will be giving it to the first 3 people who ask for it. But just remember. "YOU ASKED FOR IT!"
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    • Profile picture of the author seasoned
      Originally Posted by solardave View Post

      Wow! This is amazing you needing that amount. I just wrote my first Ebook titled "HOW TO MAKE 19 CENTS (or more) IN 4 DAYS. I will be giving it to the first 3 people who ask for it. But just remember. "YOU ASKED FOR IT!"
      WOW, we CAN'T even break even!?!?!?
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  • Profile picture of the author KimW
    Sorry solardave, I'm hoping to get my new book and wso out before yours. I'm calling it "How to make 19¢ in three days and take the 4th day off"
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    • Profile picture of the author Dave Patterson
      Originally Posted by KimW View Post

      Sorry solardave, I'm hoping to get my new book and wso out before yours. I'm calling it "How to make 19¢ in three days and take the 4th day off"
      I hope you didn't rip off my book..."How I Found 19 Cents in My Underwear And YOU Can Too!"
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      • Profile picture of the author KimW
        Originally Posted by Dave Patterson View Post

        I hope you didn't rip off my book..."How I Found 19 Cents in My Underwear And YOU Can Too!"
        Don't worry Dave, "How I found 19¢ in Dave's underwear and you can too! " in a whole different WSO.
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        • Profile picture of the author whateverpedia
          Originally Posted by KimW View Post

          Don't worry Dave, "How I found 19¢ in Dave's underwear and you can too! " in a whole different WSO.
          This is what I was referring to above, Demand proof that Dave wears underwear before handing over your money.
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          • Profile picture of the author R Hagel
            Originally Posted by whateverpedia View Post

            This is what I was referring to above, Demand proof that Dave wears underwear before handing over your money.
            Bad advice. I think Dan (the original poster) demanded proof and look what happened to him. He hasn't been able to work for weeks. That's why he's in the mess he's in.
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            • Profile picture of the author Barbara Eyre
              OMG - This thread SHOULD have been in the main forum ... so many newbies can learn from this. Absolute GOLD being given here. You can't get this level of advice (for free I might add) anywhere else BUT the Warrior Forum! We go that extra millimeter so you can make that 19 cents we are all striving for!



              ROFLMAO!
              dear lord - I can't stop laughing! hehehehehe
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            • Profile picture of the author whateverpedia
              Originally Posted by R Hagel View Post

              Bad advice. I think Dan (the original poster) demanded proof and look what happened to him. He hasn't been able to work for weeks. That's why he's in the mess he's in.
              DOH!!! Of course.

              For `tis written in the Book Of Whatever:

              Ch4 V19: The acolyte called Dan didst doubt the money making power of Dave's underwear saying, "Showest me proof that riches can be derived thereof"

              Ch 4 V20: And the Gods didst hear these words of doubt and were displeased.

              CH4 V21: And the Gods didst demand of the acolyte Dan that he pay recommpense.

              CH4 V22: And the counting of the fee shall be 19 bits of copper alloy.

              CH4 V23: And the Gods didst tell the Warriors who witnessed the downfall of Dan to go forth and spread the word.

              CH4 V24 And the word was "Lookest thou not a gift horse, or Dave's underwear in the mouth"

              CH4 V25: And the Warriors didst hear these words and were pleased at the wisdom contained therein.

              There's a lesson in that for all of us.
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          • Profile picture of the author Dan C. Rinnert
            Originally Posted by whateverpedia View Post

            This is what I was referring to above, Demand proof that Dave wears underwear before handing over your money.
            I reported him as a scammer, but WF still lets him offer his deceptive WSO. It's a conspiracy!!! I want my nickel back!!!
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            • Profile picture of the author Dan C. Rinnert
              Well, now I'm getting worried. It's been fourteen hours. I've written an article and commented on three blogs and I still haven't gotten the remaining 13¢ that I need.

              I'm beginning to think this IM stuff is one big scam.
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            • Profile picture of the author Michael Oksa
              Originally Posted by Dan C. Rinnert View Post

              I reported him as a scammer, but WF still lets him offer his deceptive WSO. It's a conspiracy!!! I want my nickel back!!!
              And I want my quarterback, but it looks like he's playing for the Vikings this season.



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    • Profile picture of the author seasoned
      Originally Posted by KimW View Post

      Sorry solardave, I'm hoping to get my new book and wso out before yours. I'm calling it "How to make 19¢ in three days and take the 4th day off"

      CAREFUL, that implies you can take ever 4 days off. I would LOVE to do that! IMAGINE, over 90 days off! SOME may argue that you ALREADY get almost that much off because of the weekend, but your statement doesn't have that disclaimer!

      Steve
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  • Profile picture of the author Ron Kerr
    Dan, I am afraid you need to lift your goals a little.

    I made 23 cents yesterday, and it only took me a couple of hours work on my 357 Adsense sites.

    I'm no newbie.
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      • Profile picture of the author Lawrh
        @Ron Kerr,

        357 Adsense, is that the new Smith&Wesson?

        I guess 23 cents is worth risking time in the big house.

        Not wise to brag about it though.
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      • Profile picture of the author R Hagel
        Originally Posted by Barbara Eyre View Post

        Ron - You're a GURU! WOW!
        Pssst... he's lying! I saw the totally fake Clickbank screenshot. He actually made 23 cents in 23 days, but a few minutes in front of Photoshop made it looked like he did it in one day.
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    • Profile picture of the author whateverpedia
      Originally Posted by Ron Kerr View Post

      Dan, I am afraid you need to lift your goals a little.

      I made 23 cents yesterday, and it only took me a couple of hours work on my 357 Adsense sites.

      I'm no newbie.
      SCAM ALERT!!!!!

      I can see this guy is going to launch a WSO shortly. But before he does that let's debunk his outlandish claim here and now.

      So, lets see. 2 (a couple of) hours work x 357 sites = 714 hours of work for 23c income.

      Even the most boobheaded newb knows that this HIGH level of return is just not possible for so LITTLE work with adsense.

      Can't be done. Ever. Never.

      In fact I've just got WSO fever. Keep a look out for -

      $$$ ADSENSE ARMAGEDDON $$$

      ~ one man's journey from rags to better quality rags ~

      A step by step guide to how you can generate adsense revenue
      as much as 4 or 5 cents a day
      with a modest portfolio of 491,285,687,654,987,321,852,963,741 websites!!!

      Since it will be the only honest ebook ever written, you'll pay a premium for it.





      $1.99 a copy.





      No refunds.






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  • Profile picture of the author Michael Motley
    Ok, what you will need to do is buy MY WSO HOW TO MAKE 24 CENTS IN 24 HOURS.

    Ill give it to you at the good buddy price of just 15 cents, so you're already 9 cents up.

    Then you'll want to go sign up with my membership site for 9.95 a month but you'll get a free e-book writen by me thats a 10.00 value, so you're like 14 cents ahead of the game already
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      • Profile picture of the author Steven Wagenheim
        Can anybody see this post?

        Please respond if you can.

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        • Profile picture of the author KimW
          Originally Posted by Steven Wagenheim View Post

          Can anybody see this post?

          Please respond if you can.

          Thanks.

          Thats pretty weird,even for you Steven!
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          • Profile picture of the author Steven Wagenheim
            Originally Posted by KimW View Post

            Thats pretty weird,even for you Steven!
            Yeah, well what's been going on here the last 2 days has been pretty weird.

            I got a ton of people on my list emailing me telling me that all my threads are
            coming up with invalid links.

            I was starting to think I fell into the twilight zone.

            I haven't even had somebody rip me a new one for one of my stupid
            comments in days.

            Now THAT is weird.
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            • Profile picture of the author Killer Joe
              Originally Posted by Steven Wagenheim View Post

              I haven't even had somebody rip me a new one for one of my stupid comments in days.

              Now THAT is weird.
              That's not wierd, that's f*@&ing unbelievable

              Maybe you need to start using that [you] thingy.

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  • Profile picture of the author dave830
    I'm an undercover DOJ agent, working on the Rinnert case for years.

    He's amassed almost $1.87 with this scam thus far.

    Danny boy, you're going down. The IM community needs an example.
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    • Profile picture of the author Dan C. Rinnert
      I'm growing concerned here, folks. Things were looking up yesterday when I made that 6¢. I was optimistic for today, hoping I might even meet my goal before the weekend. Like I mentioned, I even went ahead and wrote a page of content and commented on three blogs.

      But, nothing. I'm thinking maybe that 6¢ was from someone just toying with me, pushing me to believe I could make this money online so I would buy their 24¢ WSO.

      Looks like I've got to come up with some plans for the weekend!
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    • Profile picture of the author whateverpedia
      Originally Posted by dave830 View Post

      I'm an undercover DOJ agent, working on the Rinnert case for years.

      He's amassed almost $1.87 with this scam thus far.

      Danny boy, you're going down. The IM community needs an example.
      I am an undercover hitman who has been hired by Dan to provide a "final solution" to the dave830 problem.

      Be afraid.
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    I DONT LIKE CLICK BANK AS WELL.
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    • Profile picture of the author whateverpedia
      Originally Posted by pakidesigner View Post

      I DONT LIKE CLICK BANK AS WELL.
      ?!?!?!?!?!
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  • Profile picture of the author jameswatson2002
    hehe good ! so its fake !
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  • Profile picture of the author KimW
    I have just discovered a blue-fart method of making 19¢ in 48 hours or less.
    I know it sounds unbelievable, but I have empirical proof.
    PM me for details as I don't want to risk this method getting out to to many people before your able to make your 19¢.

    By the way, Becky Hagel, who has previously scoffed at the very thought of being able to do this has promised a testimonial ASAP.
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    • Profile picture of the author R Hagel
      Hi Dan,

      I've really been pretty skeptical about all of this, especially the big thinkers here. But Kim sent me his ebook and I've had a change of heart:

      Originally Posted by KimW View Post

      By the way, Becky Hagel, who has previously scoffed at the very thought of being able to do this has promised a testimonial ASAP.
      Here:

      "I'm so new that I didn't even know how to turn on a computer. So yesterday morning, as usual, I called my neighbor over to fire it up and get it online. He even had to open the attachment that Kim sent me (I'm clueless). Point is, I have ZERO technical skills.

      I was sure I'd hate this system. I knew it wouldn't work. Or if nothing else, I wouldn't understand it. Boy was I ever wrong! It freakin' blew me away! It's absolutely BRILLIANT! In fact, by the time I went to bed last night I had pocketed TEN CENTS! That's right, for the first time in my life I had two nickels to rub together... and I owe it all to Kim!

      Look, if I can do this, ANYONE can. I highly recommend you get your hands on Kim's system now... no matter what he charges. It's worth every penny!"
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      • Profile picture of the author whateverpedia
        Originally Posted by R Hagel View Post

        "I'm so new that I didn't even know how to turn on a computer. So yesterday morning, as usual, I called my neighbor over to fire it up and get it online. He even had to open the attachment that Kim sent me (I'm clueless). Point is, I have ZERO technical skills.

        I was sure I'd hate this system. I knew it wouldn't work. Or if nothing else, I wouldn't understand it. Boy was I ever wrong! It freakin' blew me away! It's absolutely BRILLIANT! In fact, by the time I went to bed last night I had pocketed TEN CENTS! That's right, for the first time in my life I had two nickels to rub together... and I owe it all to Kim!

        Look, if I can do this, ANYONE can. I highly recommend you get your hands on Kim's system now... no matter what he charges. It's worth every penny!"
        I thought we were supposed to be helping Dan.

        Seductive testimonials like this will only distract him from his goal.

        Must admit though, the testimonial is seductive. Hmmm testimonials. Where's my credit card....

        No! Stop!

        Grrr!!!

        See how easy it is to be sidetracked.
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  • Profile picture of the author Michael Oksa
    Gee whiz!

    I just figured out what Dan REALLY needs. A plan. A system.

    An ARMY of affiliates selling for him.

    Imagine this: 19 affiliates earning you 1¢ EACH - PER DAY!!!!

    That's $69.35 per year - or about $10 after taxes.

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    • Profile picture of the author Dan C. Rinnert
      Originally Posted by Michael Oksa View Post

      Gee whiz!

      I just figured out what Dan REALLY needs. A plan. A system.

      An ARMY of affiliates selling for him.
      That sounds great! But I still need 13¢ by the end of day Monday.

      Okay. Here's my eBook:

      My eBook
      by Me

      Thank you for buying my eBook. You have just invested in the best eBook ever. Ever!

      Okay. My eBook is the best ever because I wrote it and that's what I think.

      Thanks.

      The End.
      I will sell copies for 4¢ each with a 75% commission. Can't afford Clickbank, obviously. So, I will trust everyone with the code above, with which you can make your own PDF and sell it. Just send me 1¢ for every copy you sell.

      I'll even sweeten the deal. If you can sell it for a nickel, you still only pay me 1¢ per copy. That's an 80% commission!
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  • Profile picture of the author Jay Jennings
    This thread should be a sticky.

    Dan, take the business plans shown here and turn that into a report and do a WSO -- that should get you out of the unfortunate situation you're in.

    Good luck.

    Jay Jennings
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  • Profile picture of the author DotComBum
    Easy, join a forum that allows selling of signature links, then post all you can in 3 days, on the fourth day, you can sell your signature link for a least a few dollars.
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  • Profile picture of the author KimW
    Dan,
    By my calculations we are at day 4.
    Please enlighten us all to the results of your almost impossible goal.
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    • Profile picture of the author Dan C. Rinnert
      Originally Posted by KimW View Post

      Dan,
      By my calculations we are at day 4.
      Please enlighten us all to the results of your almost impossible goal.
      It does not go well. Didn't make a penny the whole weekend. Have until the end of the day, but it does not look good. Just 13¢ short of what is needed!
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      • Profile picture of the author Dan C. Rinnert
        I failed.

        I didn't make the last 13¢ that I needed.

        It was a fun thread, though.

        And, actually, there was some truth to the deal. I did need 19¢ (in one area) to beat last month's earnings (in that area). As it is, I ended up 13¢ short of beating last month's earnings.

        I could have done some more to actually meet that goal, but I was busy wrapping up a project which has more potential than 19¢ (hopefully - LOL!).

        I was sure I'd get that 19¢ though, just passively. Maybe I jinxed it by starting this thread!
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        • Profile picture of the author whateverpedia
          Originally Posted by Dan C. Rinnert View Post

          I didn't make the last 13¢ that I needed.
          Bad luck Dan, valliant effort, etc., etc.

          Actually the answer was probabaly right under your nose all along.

          Originally Posted by TimPhelan View Post

          Stop dreaming and get a job!
          That was a fun thread wasn't it. Who knows, maybe this new-fangled internets thingy might actually catch on. Maybe. :confused:
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          • Profile picture of the author barbling
            I'm surprised that nobody thought to suggest using the

            Law of Attraction!

            Just THINK how much you want 19 cents to come TO you...and by golly, you'll be inundated by hordes of shiny copper pennies smashing themselves to your forehead as they are attracted to your intention!
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  • Profile picture of the author bogartkick
    That really sucks me! Just like PTC sites earning only cents daily and delayed payouts? Good grief. You lose everything spending your precious time in making cents?
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  • Profile picture of the author mbenton
    That's a shame, Dan. You should've gotten off the internet and walked around in the drive through at McDonalds, probably would've found your 13 cents lying on the ground just waiting for you...you guys should know there's no real money in cyberspace. Hell, John Reese can tell you that.
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