Thailand: Python Emerges From Toilet and Bites Man's Penis, Official Says

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Thailand: Python Emerges From Toilet and Bites Man's Penis, Official Says
  • Profile picture of the author TimPhelan
    Claude is buying a ticket to Thailand as we speak.
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  • Profile picture of the author 1nspire
    Oh dude I saw on my fb wall. Some things can never be unseen. I would be flipping out.
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    • Profile picture of the author yukon
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      Originally Posted by 1nspire View Post

      Oh dude I saw on my fb wall. Some things can never be unseen. I would be flipping out.
      You have a Facebook wall?
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  • Originally Posted by TrickyDick View Post

    Reptiles got no sensea foreplay.
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    Lightin' fuses is for blowin' stuff togethah.

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    • Profile picture of the author lanfear63
      Originally Posted by Princess Balestra View Post

      Reptiles got no sensea foreplay.
      At least it wasn't a snake in the Gr-Ass
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      Feel The Power Of The Mark Side

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    • Profile picture of the author TrickyDick
      Originally Posted by Princess Balestra View Post

      Reptiles got no sensea foreplay.
      I guess you prefer a good tongue-lashing before being bitten on the genitalia...
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      • Originally Posted by TrickyDick View Post

        I guess you prefer a good tongue-lashing before being bitten on the genitalia...
        Also, mebbe flowers or sumthin'.

        But I guess that is a big ask of a reptile -- especially if they gotta swim with 'em through a sewer.
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        Lightin' fuses is for blowin' stuff togethah.

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  • Profile picture of the author MrJonny
    Cringe worthy
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  • Profile picture of the author Zodiax
    Claude would have broke the toilet by sitting on it.
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    'I hated every minute of training, but I said, 'Don't quit. Suffer now and live the rest of your life as a champion'
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    • Profile picture of the author positivenegative
      Originally Posted by Zodiax View Post

      Claude would have broke the toilet by shitting on it.
      Fixed that for ya.
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