Watching Grass Grow, Exiting New Development!

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Well, not really, but possibly the most enthralling thread here?

You be the judge!


I skipped most of the video, but watched the end, just in case....

Well, after a few minutes, l was almost asleep, but the grass moving down the bottom, gave me hope, lol!



PS l am sure someone, (anyone) here could top this, but l have seen paint dry, so that one is off my torture list.
  • Profile picture of the author Dan Riffle
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  • Profile picture of the author Dan Riffle
    Lesson: Claude bores you more in six minutes than grass does in ten hours.
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    • Profile picture of the author yukon
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      Originally Posted by Dan Riffle View Post

      Lesson: Claude bores you more in six minutes than grass does in ten hours.


      That's the sales technique.

      [OK, damn it! I'll buy a vacuum cleaner If you just go away.]




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      • Profile picture of the author BigFrank
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        Originally Posted by yukon View Post

        That's the sales technique.

        [OK, damn it! I'll buy your entire stock If you just go away.]
        Fixed that for you.

        Frank
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      • Profile picture of the author tagiscom
        Originally Posted by lanfear63 View Post

        Claude only employes gay people to cut his grass. Homowsexuals.
        That is an obvious sexist remark, but with the place almost empty, l doubt, that anyone will care.

        And Claude will be watching Game of Thrones, inside with his giant box of dunuts, and his favourite beverage, a steamy cup of lard.

        But that is a given.

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  • Profile picture of the author tagiscom
    Originally Posted by Dan Riffle View Post

    Lesson: Claude bores you more in six minutes than grass does in ten hours.
    Gee, how could you say such a thing???

    He bored me in about 30 seconds!


    But l did tell a fib, l only watched about a minute of the grass one.


    Originally Posted by yukon View Post

    That's the sales technique.

    [OK, damn it! I'll buy a vacuum cleaner If you just go away.]
    Yes, that is in chapter one, bore your prospects.



    Originally Posted by StSignal View Post

    Lol,nice one.
    Don't worry StSig, Claude likes it when we disgrace his character in front of, hmmm, 3 people!

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  • Profile picture of the author tagiscom
    And for the record l don't find Claude boring, parsea, but sales and IM talk in general.

    I even find most of what Frank Kern Says as boring, but he does crack some jokes, so, l last about a minute with him.

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    i agree with that. Melbourne is too cold for me in winter

    then again i would buy a vacuum cleaner from Claude
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    • Profile picture of the author tagiscom
      Originally Posted by George Schwab View Post

      i agree with that. Melbourne is too cold for me in winter

      then again i would buy a vacuum cleaner from Claude
      I would as well, but if the conversation went into sales or IM, l wouldn't stay, (well, if anyone discussed that l wouldn't stay)1

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  • Profile picture of the author joansmith
    Originally Posted by tagiscom View Post

    Well, not really, but possibly the most enthralling thread here?

    You be the judge!

    10 Hours of Watching Grass Grow - YouTube

    I skipped most of the video, but watched the end, just in case....

    Well, after a few minutes, l was almost asleep, but the grass moving down the bottom, gave me hope, lol!



    PS l am sure someone, (anyone) here could top this, but l have seen paint dry, so that one is off my torture list.
    This was amazing! watched the whole thing TWICE!!
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