Neil Young vs frank Zappa

8 years ago

As she abused the sausage patty

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George Schwab

8 years ago

Maybe the youngins know Neil as part of Crosby&Stills&Nash

but possible they dont know Frank

here a little update what he was up to:

"Hey there, people, I'm Bobby Brown
They say I'm the cutest boy in town
My car is fast, my teeth are shiny
I tell all the girls they can kiss my heinie
Here I am at a famous school
I'm dressin' sharp & I'm actin' cool
I got a cheerleader here wants to help with my paper
Let her do all the work & maybe later I'll rape her

Oh God I am the American dream
I do not think I'm too extreme
& I'm a handsome son of a bitch
I'm gonna get a good job & be real rich

(Get a good
Get a good
Get a good
Get a good job)

Women's Liberation
Came creepin' across the nation
I tell you people I was not ready
When I ****ed this dyke by the name of Freddie
She made a little speech then,
Aw, she tried to make me say "when"
She had my balls in a vise, but she left the dick
I guess it's still hooked on, but now it shoots too quick

Oh God I am the American dream
But now I smell like Vaseline
& I'm a miserable son of a bitch
Am I a lord or a lady, I don't know which

(I wonder wonder
Wonder wonder)

So I went out & bought me a leisure suit
I jingle my change, but I'm still kinda cute
Got a job doin' radio promo
& none of the jocks can even tell I'm a homo
Eventually me n' a friend
Sorta drifted along into S&M
I can take about an hour on the tower of power
'Long as I gets a little golden shower

Oh God I am the American dream
With a spindle up my butt till it makes me scream
& I'll do anything to get ahead
I lay awake nights sayin', "Thank you, Fred!"
Oh God, oh God, I'm so fantastic!
Thanks to Freddie, I'm a sexual spastic
And my name is Bobby Brown
Watch me now, I'm goin down,
And my name is Bobby Brown
Watch me now, I'm goin down

(Laughing) I knew you'd be surprised"

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Kurt

8 years ago

THE POODLE BY-EE-ITES
THE POODLE CHEWS IT
THE POODLE BY-EE-ITES
THE POODLE CHEWS IT
THE POODLE BY-EE-ITES
THE POODLE CHEWS IT
THE POODLE BY-EE-ITES
THE POODLE CHEWS IT

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Frank Donovan

8 years ago

Originally Posted by Kurt

THE POODLE BY-EE-ITES
(Come on, Frenchie)
THE POODLE CHEWS IT
(Snap it!)
THE POODLE BY-EE-ITES
(Come on, Frenchie)
THE POODLE CHEWS IT
(Snap it!)
THE POODLE BY-EE-ITES
(Come on, Frenchie)
THE POODLE CHEWS IT
(Snap it!)
THE POODLE BY-EE-ITES
(Come on, Frenchie)
THE POODLE CHEWS IT
(Not a speck of cereal)
etc.

Fixed.

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George Schwab

8 years ago

lucky POODLE - he gets it all

now i have dinner

POODLE : cannot touch that one

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Kurt

8 years ago

I might be moving to Montana soon

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George Schwab 8 years ago

Originally Posted by Kurt

I might be moving to Montana soon

hahaha,me too!

PS. sorry mods i logged in with a different ip

my local isp doesnt like it when i have a good time

I like to dump them, soon come , man
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BigFrank

Banned 8 years ago

Frank Zappa wrote and recorded what I consider to be the first rap song ever. It's called "Trouble Comin' Everyday.' Check it out.

I can listen to 20 minutes of Zappa, compared to 2 hours of Neil Young. My radio station playlist has 2 cuts by Zappa and 27 by Young.

I applaud the lyrics to Booby Brown, but musically, it's pure crap. Unfortunately, musically, most of Zappa's output is crap. It was fun when I was dropping acid in the 60's, but times and tastes change - or at least they should.

Frank

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Kurt

8 years ago

Originally Posted by BigFrank

Frank Zappa wrote and recorded what I consider to be the first rap song ever. It's called "Trouble Comin' Everyday.' Check it out.

I can listen to 20 minutes of Zappa, compared to 2 hours of Neil Young. My radio station playlist has 2 cuts by Zappa and 27 by Young.

I applaud the lyrics to Booby Brown, but musically, it's pure crap. Unfortunately, musically, most of Zappa's output is crap. It was fun when I was dropping acid in the 60's, but times and tastes change - or at least they should.

Frank

I can listen to two days of Zappa and 2 seconds of Neil Young.

And I consider "Cocaine Blues" by Johnny Cash to be the first "rap" song.

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BigFrank

Banned 8 years ago

Originally Posted by Kurt

I can listen to two days of Zappa and 2 seconds of Neil Young.

You're a masochist. We get it.

And I consider "Cocaine Blues" by Johnny Cash to be the first "rap" song.

Sorry, that's just a typical shit-kickin' song. The Zappa song is urban-poetry.

Frank

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Kurt

8 years ago

Originally Posted by BigFrank

You're a masochist. We get it.

Sorry, that's just a typical shit-kickin' song. The Zappa song is urban-poetry.

Frank

Cocaine, murder, cops, guns, judges, bitches and prison...sounds like topics covered by many rap artists to me...

Johnny Cash - Cocaine Blues Lyrics - YouTube

I'm a masochist for listening to someone you call "urban-poetry"??? That's ironic.

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BigFrank

Banned 8 years ago

Originally Posted by Kurt

I'm a masochist for listening to someone you call "urban-poetry"??? That's ironic.

Rap and Urban Poetry. You can't deny it, unless you just choose to be argumentative. lol

Trouble Every Day - Mothers of Invention - YouTube

Cheers. - Frank

P.S. I love the mini-homage (sarcasm) to Bob Dylan. Priceless!!!

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Kurt

8 years ago

Originally Posted by BigFrank

Rap and Urban Poetry. You can't deny it, unless you just choose to be argumentative. lol

Trouble Every Day - Mothers of Invention - YouTube

Cheers. - Frank

P.S. I love the mini-homage (sarcasm) to Bob Dylan. Priceless!!!

Ummmm....I never said it wasn't "rap" or "urban poetry". I said Cocaine Blues was first.

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BigFrank

Banned 8 years ago

Originally Posted by Kurt

Ummmm....I never said it wasn't "rap" or "urban poetry". I said Cocaine Blues was first.

First at what? That song is run-of-the-mill hillbilly horse shit. Instead of cryin' in his bear about his dead dog or his busted pickup truck, he's talking about cocaine.

What am I missing??? lol

Frank

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Kurt

8 years ago

Originally Posted by BigFrank

First at what? That song is run-of-the-mill hillbilly horse shit. Instead of cryin' in his bear about his dead dog or his busted pickup truck, he's talking about cocaine.

What am I missing??? lol

Frank

What are you missing? A clue.

It's a fact that Johnny Cash was before Zappa. The rest is opinion. I have a feeling it's just because both you and Zappa are both named "Frank". And discussing what the first rap song was is about as amusing as discussing who was the first to litter. I'd much rather be discussing what was the LAST rap song.

Not to mention, anyone that can cry in their "bear" is someone that you probably shouldn't mess with... LOL

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TimPhelan 8 years ago

Originally Posted by Kurt

And I consider "Cocaine Blues" by Johnny Cash to be the first "rap" song.

Before Cash there was this version in the 40s.

Cocaine Blues Red Arnall - YouTube

The first rap song? I would say James Brown, Gil Scott-Heron or some of the Reggae toasters from the 70s were closer to making the first rap song than a Zappa song or Cocaine Blues.

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George Schwab 8 years ago

Originally Posted by BigFrank

Frank Zappa wrote and recorded what I consider to be the first rap song ever. It's called "Trouble Comin' Everyday.' Check it out.

Frank

I ACTUALLY DO KNOW THAT SONG: Brilliant!

then again i'm sort of a fan: got 25 'albums' of that guy - before
sold them ALL

only got 3 of Neil

but man, my best friend: he says Neil rules - so i go with that
he always knows, and actually he likes guitar bands - hahaha

guitar bands ?

you know:

The Smiths

The Kooks

hahaha, Brits!

what da f
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Kurt

8 years ago

Down in joe's garage
We didn't have no dope or lsd
But a coupla quartsa beer

Would fix it so the intonation
Would not offend yer ear
And the same old chords goin' over 'n over
Became a symphony

We could play it again 'n again 'n again
'Cause it sounded good to me
One more time!

We could jam in joe's garage
His mama was screamin',
"turn it down!"
We was playin' the same old song

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George Schwab

8 years ago

ahh, the days of "Hungry Freaks, daddy"
its been awhile...the sound almost is 'true mono'

the mothers were almost serious at that time, later
Frank got a bit too deep into sarcasm, funny
at times, too long at other times [get off the
f**g guitar Frank that solo has to end rigght now]

still later:

My car is fast, my teeth are shiny
I tell all the girls they can kiss my heinky* [censored & fixed]

* slang expression for a bottle of Heineken

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George Schwab

8 years ago

all lyrics aside, musically i like the time period of
'Apostrophe' and 'One Size Fits All' because he
was good on guitar - But George Duke on
keyboards added a much more complex deeper
layer to all arrangments and was a true virtuoso.
Even Zappa was impressed, and he always hired
already the best studio & live musicians.

Play 'Sofa1' & 'Sofa2' & 'Inca Roads" at full volume
with all verandah doors open to let your neighbours
know what real 'Hifi' is - now they understand the
difference between smartphone sound and true sound.

Lyrics are the salt on the pepper as heard in:

Absolutely Free - Any Way The Wind Blows
Camarillo Brillo - Cosmik Debris -
Fine Girl - Florentine Pogen - Montana
Muffin Man - Nanook Rubs It
Po-Jama People - San Ber'dino - Valley girl
Let's Make The Water Turn Black

and don't you touch that deadly yellow snow!

Arf! she said...

-sent from my pretend-to-be-a-smartphone-app-

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Kurt

8 years ago

The crux of the biscuit is the apostrophe

Steve Allen show, Frank Zappa Playing music on a...

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George Schwab

8 years ago

hahaha, "and i can play my nose..."

he looked a bit like Tesla at that time

good PR, thats how you get on any TV show

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George Schwab

8 years ago

"run-of-the-mill hillbilly horse shit."

LOL. Have to start a swipe file and collect those limlicks....

No, totally undervalued, Johnny Cash is the real Johannes Bargeld

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George Schwab

8 years ago

With the oil of Aphrodite,
and the dust of the Grand Wazoo
He said "You might not believe this, little fella
But it'll cure your asthma too"

And now to a little urban poem a la Original Franz:

What's the ugliest part

--------> of your body?

...some say your nose

....some say your toes...

....

...

..

.

I think it's your MIND!

ALL YOUR CHILDREN ARE POOR
UNFORTUNATE VICTIMS OF
SYSTEMS BEYOND THEIR
CONTROL
A PLAGUE UPON YOUR
IGNORANCE & THE GRAY
DESPAIR OF YOUR UGLY LIFE

Where did Annie go
When she went to town?
Who are all those creeps
That she brings around?

ALL YOUR CHILDREN ARE POOR
UNFORTUNATE VICTIMS OF LIES
YOU BELIEVE
A PLAGUE UPON YOUR
IGNORANCE THAT KEEPS
THE YOUNG FROM THE TRUTH
THEY DESERVE...

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whateverpedia

8 years ago

Why Does It Hurt When I Pee?

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whateverpedia

8 years ago

Oh, and BTW, the best thing Zappa recorded was the Hot Rats album.

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George Schwab

8 years ago

Originally Posted by whateverpedia

Oh, and BTW, the best thing Zappa recorded was the Hot Rats album.

well he started it off with: Peaches En Regalia

that is nowadays teaching material for universities

in contemporary composing

i love that tune, simply classic!

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whateverpedia

8 years ago

Originally Posted by George Schwab

well he started it off with: Peaches En Regalia

that is nowadays teaching material for universities

in contemporary composing

i love that tune, simply classic!

Peaches..., Willie The Pimp, The Gumbo Variations, and so on. There isn't a dud moment on the whole album.

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George Schwab

8 years ago

thanks, i will want to rediscover it, now, for realzz

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George Schwab

8 years ago

Franky was always a bit....ahead of us.....:

"The first word in this song is discorporate.
It means: to leave your body

Discorporate & come with me
Shifting; drifting
Cloudless; starless
Velvet valleys & a sapphire
Sea: wah wah

Unbind your mind
There is no time
To lick your stamps
And paste them in
Discorporate
And we will begin...wah wah!

Flower power sucks!'
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LOL. It;s not complicated, is it?
It is? Consider this:

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"Some people's hot
Some people's cold
Some people's not very
Swift to behold
Some people do it
Some see right through it
Some wear pyjamas
If only they knew it?"

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George Schwab

8 years ago

one more, it's a hypnotic sing along karaoke that doesnt
want to leave my mind since 3 days, mothers of invention:

Now believe me when I tell you that my song is really true
I want everyone to listen and believe
It's about some little people from a long time ago
And all the things the neighbors didn't know

Early in the morning Daddy Dinky went to work
Selling lamps & chairs to San Ber'dino squares
And I still remember Mama with her apron & her pad
Feeding all the boys at Ed's Cafe!

Whizzing & pasting & pooting through the day
(Ronnie helping Kenny helping burn his poots away!)
And all the while on a shelf in the shed:
KENNY'S LITTLE CREATURES ON DISPLAY!

Ronnie saves his numies on a window in his room
(A marvel to be seen: dysentery green)
While Kenny & his buddies had a game out in the back:
LET'S MAKE THE WATER TURN BLACK

We see them after school in a world of their own
(To some it might seem creepy what they do...)
The neighbors on the right sat & watched them every night
(I bet you'd do the same if they was you)

Whizzing & pasting & pooting through the day
(Ronnie helping Kenny helping burn his poots away!)
And all the while on a shelf in the shed:
KENNY'S LITTLE CREATURES ON DISPLAY!

Ronnie's in the Army now & Kenny's taking pills
Oh! How they yearn to see a bomber burn!
Color flashing, thunder crashing, dynamite machine!
(Wait till the fire turns green...
wait till the fire turns green)
WAIT TILL THE FIRE TURNS GREEN!