Nightmare neighbours - have you ever had one?

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Not really a few years ago I sent a few tennis balls over the fence and he refused to give them back.
  • Profile picture of the author blastfromthepast
    I'll sleep easier tonight knowing that.
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  • Profile picture of the author George Schwab
    hahaha, yeah I had one - he burned his rubbish next to our house

    that might be a traditional way to dispose of natural things

    but that gut burned plastics

    I put on my sunglasses and said: NOW you put water on it
    and you will NEVER do it again, or i come to your house
    with the complete set of local community enforcers

    He complied - he never done it again since months

    He's a good neighbor now, just a bit slow initially
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  • Profile picture of the author yukon
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    Originally Posted by Spinnernet View Post

    Not really a few years ago I sent a few tennis balls over the fence and he refused to give them back.

    Tip: If you want to keep something, don't give it away.
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  • Profile picture of the author BigFrank
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    Mine keep disappearing and whenever someone new moves in they are always asking why my backyard is all dug up. I just smile.

    Frank
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    • Profile picture of the author yukon
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      Originally Posted by BigFrank View Post

      Mine keep disappearing and whenever someone new moves in they are always asking why my backyard is all dug up. I just smile.

      Frank


      Buried horses?





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      • Profile picture of the author BigFrank
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        Originally Posted by yukon View Post

        Buried horses?
        Never. The meat is much too tasty and I have a large freezer.

        Frank
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  • Profile picture of the author centuriprime
    I had one that kept telling me to cut my tree down because it was blocking light. Tree was nice feature so no way I was going to do that. It was there first.
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  • Profile picture of the author laurencewins
    I lived in a large block of units. I was just about the only Caucasian person living there as well as several other blocks nearby. There were lots of problems. If I rang the cops, I only had to name my street and they knew where it was and which unit was causing the problems...by "problems" I'm talking kids knocking on my door and running away, LOTS of times. Having had more than 1 tyre let down in my car so I needed help.

    I am also talking about knife fights, gun fights, idiots that decided to set a tree on fire that was leaning against my outside wall... I had to call the fire brigade...about 60-70 adults and kids were all outside laughing and jabbering away.

    I was very lucky when I moved out of that area.
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  • I am one.

    Soon as sumone has me, I will letcha know the gory.
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    Lightin' fuses is for blowin' stuff togethah.

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  • Profile picture of the author henkelok
    A noisy neighbour who always bang the gates
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  • Profile picture of the author Ken Leatherman
    I have a very nosy wife. Does she count as a Nightmare Neighbor?
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    • Profile picture of the author BigFrank
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      Originally Posted by Ken Leatherman View Post

      I have a very nosy wife. Does she count as a Nightmare Neighbor?
      Only if you can sell her to the guy next door.

      Frank
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