Are there marketers who would like to live in the post-apocalyptic world?

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First things first. I'm definitely not someone who would you classify as the post-apocalypse and zombie this and that fan. Yet, this doesn't mean I'm not fully aware what's going on around me. These things have become extremely popular, addictive, and even addictive. I mean what are we talking about when my daughter plays Plants vs Zombies on her smartphone and my wife hasn't missed a single movie about young boys and girls trying to either get away or survive in some more or less predictable post-apocalyptic scenario. You know what I'm talking about and all those movies, where the Hunger Games and the Maze Runner were the most decent ones.

Here comes the craziest part. Some of my friends freelancers are the huge fans of TV shows dealing with zombies in the post-apocalyptic world. Some of them have obviously taken the advantage of the situation. I don't mind. They run a couple of very successful websites dedicated entirely to The Walking Dead and Fear The Walking Dead TV shows. This is a legitimate thing to do. You give people what they want to want to discuss about and share their views. You are rewarded for your efforts with the impressive traffic. So, I call it a fair deal. Yet, there is another thing I would like to discuss here.

One of my buddies was like, oh I would die for a chance to live in one of these worlds. And I was like. Seriously? Why would you want to wish for such an unreasonable thing? He was like, I want to be free. I was speechless. He finally realized that he had some explaining to do. Well, I would be free from any obligation. I would roam the world and enjoy the absolute freedom. Now, when a freelancer just like me talks this way, this is at least to say a little awkward. So, I said that this is ridiculous. You are already a freelance, what more could you possibly wish for in terms of freedom? He was persistent. He obviously needs zombies to feel free.

So, I decided it is about time to do something that my friend comes to his senses. I said that is funny to hear something like that from a person who can't imagine his life without the World Wide Web. In addition, I said you would have to forget about some things you take for granted at the moment. I was clearly referring to an opportunity to order a pizza, take a shower, watch your favorite movie, and similar. Finally, some results. My friend had this look on his face, I obviously haven't thought about that. Yet, this wasn't meant we were done with this discussion.

Wouldn't be great to travel around the world with your buddies? To live your every day like is the last one. At this point, I had to stop him because I just knew he would go on with this never-ending story about the wicked corporate world. You can imagine that I was merciless. I said that I simply can't understand and justify some people who think that it would be easier to live in the ruins of the existing world. OK, you don't have to go to work, you just pay a visit to the local market and take all the things you need for free, if there are any left. That's the only catch.

Obviously, the apocalypse, even the smallest one, would a true blessing for some folks, who got tired of regular jobs and daily routines. I haven't seen it, but I heard about the episode of the Fear The Walking Dead where a group of friends (I don't know if there were all former freelancers) discusses their current lifestyle with one of the survivors, who obviously doesn't share their enthusiasm over the new deadly circumstances. They were like, we have the time of our lives. This is great. Without nothing to worry about (except this annoying detail called survival, I guess) we drive around or walk on foot (when the run out of gas, I guess again).

You know what I would like to stay and live in my beautiful imperfect world. I have to work and I have to work a lot. Guess what? I don't mind. Some of my clients I really don't like, but the least thing for me to wish for is to see them being turned into zombies. I don't hate them that much. And one more thing. I would gladly invite all those post-apocalyptic enthusiasts to spend some time in the wilderness without electricity, the Internet, and other necessities of the modern civilization. Or, it would be great, if they could spend some time in the regions after a hurricane pays them a sudden visit.

Till then, I'm writing this thread in the safety and comfort of my home. Oh boy, I love this phrase. As far as I'm concerned the apocalypse can wait. How about you? Would you like to join some of my friends in the post-apocalyptic world with no regrets? If so, what would you take with you? What are the things you would miss the most?
#apocalypse #freelancers #marketers #zombies
  • Profile picture of the author tagiscom
    Nah, l have dealt with enough brain dead zombies online, for a lifetime.

    And the ones in shopping centres, with their faces stuck in their iphones.

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    • Profile picture of the author neshaword
      Originally Posted by tagiscom View Post

      Nah, l have dealt with enough brain dead zombies online, for a lifetime.

      And the ones in shopping centres, with their faces stuck in their iphones.

      Ha ha ha, this is great! Appreciated =)
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  • Profile picture of the author Claude Whitacre
    My suspicion is that the people who think it would be "cool" to live in a post apocalyptic world..would be the first to be eaten by cannibals.

    If you want to live in a post apocalyptic world, just become homeless, and don't accept help from anyone. Oh, and you can't use money, or stores, can't take showers or wash your clothes.

    Just live on the outskirts of society, without any hope of getting back to a normal life.



    Sound like fun? Kids today.
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    • Profile picture of the author neshaword
      Originally Posted by Claude Whitacre View Post

      My suspicion is that the people who think it would be "cool" to live in a post apocalyptic world..would be the first to be eaten by cannibals.

      If you want to live in a post apocalyptic world, just become homeless, and don't accept help from anyone. Oh, and you can't use money, or stores, can't take showers or wash your clothes.

      Just live on the outskirts of society, without any hope of getting back to a normal life.

      Sound like fun? Kids today.
      Great points Claud. Remember my friend I mentioned in my thread. I think he wouldn't even make to welcome the first wave of cannibals. Without his smartphone and the Internet, he would barely make through a single day, lol. "Kids today." The kids today have seen too many movies that's for sure. Those impatient ones could pay a visit to some military camps to practice some survival skills, lol. Great answer. Thx.
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      • Profile picture of the author Dennis Gaskill
        Originally Posted by neshaword View Post

        Great points Claud.
        Claude lost weight!

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    • Profile picture of the author lanfear63
      Originally Posted by Claude Whitacre View Post

      My suspicion is that the people who think it would be "cool" to live in a post apocalyptic world..would be the first to be eaten by cannibals.

      If you want to live in a post apocalyptic world, just become homeless, and don't accept help from anyone. Oh, and you can't use money, or stores, can't take showers or wash your clothes.

      Just live on the outskirts of society, without any hope of getting back to a normal life.



      Sound like fun? Kids today.
      If we were post apocalyptic and still had a house (with no power or gas) my wife said she would get a shotgun to defend it with and our quickly dwindling supply of cold canned goods. That, after a while would eventually lead to having to go out to forage for game, (like possums, yuk) to stop ourselves starving. (along with everybody else)

      Not for me, the only place that shotgun would be pointing would be in my mouth.

      Watch this wonderful full length cartoon (with the voice of John Mills) about an old couples naivety in dealing with a post nuclear strike. Truly great stuff.

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      • Profile picture of the author neshaword
        Originally Posted by lanfear63 View Post

        If we were post apocalyptic and still had a house (with no power or gas) my wife said she would get a shotgun to defend it with and our quickly dwindling supply of cold canned goods. That, after a while would eventually lead to having to go out to forage for game, (like possums, yuk) to stop ourselves starving. (along with everybody else)

        Not for me, the only place that shotgun would be pointing would be in my mouth.

        Watch this wonderful full length cartoon (with the voice of John Mills) about an old couples naivety in dealing with a post nuclear strike. Truly great stuff.

        WHEN THE WIND BLOWS - YouTube
        Yeah, this is the whole movie, it's not a cartoon, lol. Not gonna lie, just run through it.

        My wife is like, you and your stupid TV shows. She can't stand the Walking Dead. I tried to explain her how emotional was the scene of a couple holding hands after they ended their lives. They didn't want to turn into zombies. They didn't want to survive at all costs over live and dead bodies in the world that is a shadow, at least the say, of the world they used to know. Actually, I feel sorry for all those people feeling strong and good about themselves because they want to survive no matter what in no matter how it looks right now the post-apocalyptic world. I really don't know what has gotten into me to write a thread like this, but I got some quite unexpected comments I will remember and think about for a long time.

        Thank you,
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        • Profile picture of the author lanfear63
          Originally Posted by neshaword View Post

          Yeah, this is the whole movie, it's not a cartoon, lol. Not gonna lie, just run through it.

          My wife is like, you and your stupid TV shows. She can't stand the Walking Dead. I tried to explain her how emotional was the scene of a couple holding hands after they ended their lives. They didn't want to turn into zombies. They didn't want to survive at all costs over live and dead bodies in the world that is a shadow, at least the say, of the world they used to know. Actually, I feel sorry for all those people feeling strong and good about themselves because they want to survive no matter what in no matter how it looks right now the post-apocalyptic world. I really don't know what has gotten into me to write a thread like this, but I got some quite unexpected comments I will remember and think about for a long time.

          Thank you,
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          Er, it is a cartoon, just a bit of real footage at the beginning. Saw it years ago.
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  • Profile picture of the author tagiscom
    I dunno Claude, it might be fun....


    Slay the occasional pesky zombie, and keep the generators going and all will be fine...


    Ignore that traffic in the distance for the above movie, that traffic isn't there!

    And of course if watching the more update version, don't ask the obvious question of, why doesn't the main actor ditch the dodgy plasma tv, or DVD player, and or get a new one?

    I am sure that the zombies wouldn't be raiding the shelves, for anything but zombie type horror movies?

    So Shrek and other comedy would be safe,.....well, probably best to leave Soylent Green on the shelf?

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  • Profile picture of the author Frank Donovan
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      Originally Posted by Frank Donovan View Post

      Suggestions for future thread topics:


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      - Do Leprechauns prefer shortform sales letters?

      - Could Drogon, Rhaegal and Viserion claim for royalties from sales of Dragon Naturally Speaking?
      I'm pretty sure he can fill the forum with junk
      without any help Frank.
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      • Profile picture of the author Ron Lafuddy
        Originally Posted by lgibbon View Post

        I'm pretty sure he can fill the forum with junk
        without any help Frank.
        Agreed, And if practice makes perfect, he's on the road to perfection.
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        Originally Posted by lgibbon View Post

        I'm pretty sure he can fill the forum with junk
        without any help Frank.
        Pity you got the Ban-Hammer for this.. I have to agree 100% though, some people just have too much time on their hands...
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          Originally Posted by salegurus View Post

          Pity you got the Ban-Hammer for this.. I have to agree 100% though, some people just have too much time on their hands...
          Don't think it was for that comment, unless he's one of the "team"
          The reason they gave was:
          "continuous slander of the moderating team"
          Strange, because slander means false allegations.
          Nothing I've written here has been false.
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          • Profile picture of the author Kurt
            Originally Posted by lgibbon View Post

            Don't think it was for that comment, unless he's one of the "team"
            The reason they gave was:
            "continuous slander of the moderating team"
            Strange, because slander means false allegations.
            Nothing I've written here has been false.
            Not to mention slander is verbal. Libel is when it's in print/written.
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            Originally Posted by lgibbon View Post

            Don't think it was for that comment, unless he's one of the "team"
            The reason they gave was:
            "continuous slander of the moderating team"
            Strange, because slander means false allegations.
            Nothing I've written here has been false.
            That's rather hypocritical of the mods, considering I once sent them detailed and documented proof that a member libeled another member and they did absolutely nothing about it. But God forbid someone is critical of the (lack of effective and professional) modding around here...
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  • Gotta figure the worst part about life after a zombie apocalypse would be tryin' to swim in an oceana septic discharge animated by anticerebral ferocity.

    Kinda like Mind Warriors — only with more pro-active cranial larvae.
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    For Claude, "post apocalyptic" means Krispy Kreme turned off their fresh donuts sign.
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  • Profile picture of the author GordonJ
    been trying to live in the WF world contaminated by NeshaDust...in other words, you are the Apocalypse (of common sense).

    GordonJ

    PS. I'm starting to agree with the guy who says you are a Troll, and I need to get back to ignoring trolls and to quit feeding them, so, I'm going NeshaFree.
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    I don't know about you guys, but I'd be happy to see those who were once dead walk again! 8)
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    • Profile picture of the author whateverpedia
      Originally Posted by attackdome View Post

      I don't know about you guys, but I'd be happy to see those who were once dead walk again! 8)
      Yeah it'd be great to have Nero, Caligula, Genghis Khan, Vlad The Impaler, Countess Bathory, Bloody Mary, Torquemada, Ivan The Terrible, Hitler, Stalin, Pol Pot and Usama bin Laden wandering the Earth again.

      Fun times.
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        Originally Posted by whateverpedia View Post

        Yeah it'd be great to have Nero, Caligula, Genghis Khan, Vlad The Impaler, Countess Bathory, Bloody Mary, Torquemada, Ivan The Terrible, Hitler, Stalin, Pol Pot and Usama bin Laden wandering the Earth again.

        Fun times.
        Can you imagine the conversation at that dinner party?

        "Wait. They're running Clinton and Trump?!"
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  • Profile picture of the author tagiscom
    Originally Posted by Frank Donovan View Post

    Suggestions for future thread topics:


    - If you lived in Dracula's castle in Transylvania, would you be able to get a PayPal account?

    - Do Leprechauns prefer shortform sales letters?

    - Could Drogon, Rhaegal and Viserion claim for royalties from sales of Dragon Naturally Speaking?
    But in a post apocalyptic world there would still be plenty of shopping trolley and iphone sales stuff jobs!

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  • Profile picture of the author tagiscom
    Watching World War Z, tonight, so maybe l will learn some new facts.

    Apart from all hell breaking loose, and a baseball bat is your best friend.

    And zombies enjoy piling up on each other, should be fun.

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      Originally Posted by tagiscom View Post

      Watching World War Z, tonight, so maybe l will learn some new facts.

      Apart from all hell breaking loose, and a baseball bat is your best friend.

      And zombies enjoy piling up on each other, should be fun.

      You watched the first part. Right? I can't believe that the WWZ 2 is already out there?!

      Regarding a baseball bat, lol. Is this The Walking Dead reference of the Season 7 premiere, lol.
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      • Profile picture of the author tagiscom
        Originally Posted by neshaword View Post

        You watched the first part. Right? I can't believe that the WWZ 2 is already out there?!

        Regarding a baseball bat, lol. Is this The Walking Dead reference of the Season 7 premiere, lol.
        Just finished watching the first one, and l have to admit that l am going off the zombie apocalyptic world idea.

        The Omega man is pretty tame by comparison.


        Couldn't get into the walking dead series, although l don't mind a good zombie flick.

        At least Shaun of the Dead, had a few more laughs.

        Go to the pub, clobber your Father, he, he.



        PS at least l learned that crowbars get stuck, so baseball bats are a better option.
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  • LinkedIn, take note.

    Gotta figure sum section entitled "HOW WOULDYA COPE WITH A ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE?"

    Dozensa answers, I guess.

    Question is, canya narrow it down to mebbe sum crispoest twelve?
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