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In a unanimous decision, the judges score the bout Man 1 Kangaroo 0.


  • Profile picture of the author Claude Whitacre
    I still don't know why the guy punched the kangaroo in the face. It had already let go of the dog.

    Is it possible that, because the animal stands like a man, that the guy is more apt to think of it as human, and react as though it were human?

    If the kangaroo looked more like a bear, would the guy still punch it in the face?

    As I'm typing this, I'm explaining to my cat why walking across the keyboard...over and over again...isn't really making this easier.

    Humans.
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    • Profile picture of the author Frank Donovan
      Originally Posted by Claude Whitacre View Post

      As I'm typing this, I'm explaining to my cat why walking across the keyboard...over and over again...isn't really making this easier.
      Have you tried typing while sitting down?
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      • Profile picture of the author whateverpedia
        Originally Posted by Frank Donovan View Post

        Have you tried typing while sitting down?
        Judging by the quality of his posts, I'd say he always sits down when he's typing. On a porcelain seat connected to the sewage system.
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        • Profile picture of the author lanfear63
          Originally Posted by whateverpedia View Post

          Judging by the quality of his posts, I'd say he always sits down when he's typing. On a porcelain seat connected to the sewage system.
          So you mean Diarrhea and Verbal Diarrhea
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      Originally Posted by Claude Whitacre View Post

      I still don't know why the guy punched the kangaroo in the face. It had already let go of the dog.

      Is it possible that, because the animal stands like a man, that the guy is more apt to think of it as human, and react as though it were human?

      If the kangaroo looked more like a bear, would the guy still punch it in the face?

      As I'm typing this, I'm explaining to my cat why walking across the keyboard...over and over again...isn't really making this easier.

      Humans.
      If we're going to over-analyze, I'll guess it's because the guy backed up a couple of steps and the kangaroo moved toward the guy and was in position to use it's claws to do potentially lethal damage.

      Like the voice over guy stated, the roo tried to disembowel the dog before letting it go, that's what kangaroos do.
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    • Profile picture of the author PaulSch
      Originally Posted by Claude Whitacre View Post


      As I'm typing this, I'm explaining to my cat why walking across the keyboard...over and over again...isn't really making this easier.
      Why are you walking back and forth across your keyboard whilst talking to your cat and trying to type? Clearly multitasking is not your forte.
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  • Profile picture of the author tagiscom
    Originally Posted by Claude Whitacre View Post

    I still don't know why the guy punched the kangaroo in the face. It had already let go of the dog.

    Is it possible that, because the animal stands like a man, that the guy is more apt to think of it as human, and react as though it were human?

    If the kangaroo looked more like a bear, would the guy still punch it in the face?

    As I'm typing this, I'm explaining to my cat why walking across the keyboard...over and over again...isn't really making this easier.

    Humans.
    Probably because he was on tape, but the dog was bloodied so, yeah, there is that.


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    • Profile picture of the author Kurt
      Originally Posted by tagiscom View Post

      Probably because he was on tape, but the dog was bloodied so, yeah, there is that.


      Don't you Aussies generally dislike kangaroos and think of them as pests?
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      • Profile picture of the author whateverpedia
        Originally Posted by Kurt View Post

        Don't you Aussies generally dislike kangaroos and think of them as pests?
        Sometimes. Occasionally they can reach plague proportions and need to be culled. Despite being our national animal (and also on our coat of arms) they are in no danger of becoming endangered and are hunted by professional shooters for, amongst other things, dog food.

        They're also suitable for human consumption. Their meat is very lean and very palatable. Kangaroo steaks are exported to over 50 countries. Worth a try if you're ever offered some. After all, the Aboriginal peoples have been eating them for thousands of years.
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  • Profile picture of the author yukon
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    He's lucky that kangaroo didn't do a roundhouse kick and put him in a sleeper hold.

    Lmao at the dog in a headlock.

    Hilarious.
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  • Profile picture of the author rondo
    Roos can be really dangerous. One kick can knock you down or rip your guts open.

    I don't think the guy meant to hurt it, just stun it. He is a zookeeper so I'm sure he knew what he was doing.

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  • Profile picture of the author socialentry
    Clearly a setup.

    That kangaroo was a handpicked tomato can.
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  • Profile picture of the author tagiscom
    Originally Posted by Kurt View Post

    Don't you Aussies generally dislike kangaroos and think of them as pests?
    Nah, we have been conditioned from birth, (well, almost) to cherish and respect kangeroo's.




    Unless they have a go at us, when it will be a bullet in the head, (but in a nice way).


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  • Profile picture of the author Woomeister
    The video shows the guy punching an adolescent kangaroo, if it had been a fully grown male it would have killed him, don't even imagine it would have ended any other way.
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  • Profile picture of the author yukon
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    The guy should have kicked the kangaroo in the junk when it turned to hop away.
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  • Profile picture of the author yukon
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    At 0:40 the guy had his hand on a knife.
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    • Profile picture of the author Woomeister
      Originally Posted by yukon View Post

      At 0:40 the guy had his hand on a knife.
      It wouldn't have helped against a full grown Alpha male with a kick reach of 10 ft and enough power to tear you in half.
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      • Profile picture of the author yukon
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        Originally Posted by Woomeister View Post

        It wouldn't have helped against a full grown Alpha male with a kick reach of 10 ft and enough power to tear you in half.

        It would have one less foot.





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  • Profile picture of the author Claude Whitacre
    Originally Posted by Frank Donovan View Post

    Have you tried typing while sitting down?
    Originally Posted by PaulSch View Post

    Why are you walking back and forth across your keyboard whilst talking to your cat and trying to type? Clearly multitasking is not your forte.
    Paul; A great question/insult/witty post.
    Lessened only because Frank kind of beat you to it.

    Originally Posted by Kurt View Post

    If we're going to over-analyze, I'll guess it's because the guy backed up a couple of steps and the kangaroo moved toward the guy and was in position to use it's claws to do potentially lethal damage.

    Like the voice over guy stated, the roo tried to disembowel the dog before letting it go, that's what kangaroos do.
    That's idiotic. A verbal warning would have sufficed. Just tell the kangaroo that it's against the law to disembowel a dog. Explain the penalties, and also mention that he wouldn't have a chance at trial....because it would be a kangaroo court.

    Jeesh, do I have to do all the work here?
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    • Profile picture of the author Kurt
      Originally Posted by Claude Whitacre View Post

      That's idiotic. A verbal warning would have sufficed. Just tell the kangaroo that it's against the law to disembowel a dog. Explain the penalties, and also mention that he wouldn't have a chance at trial....because it was a kangaroo court.

      Jeesh, do I have to do all the work here?
      And you wonder why we all wish the kangaroo would have put you in a headlock instead of the dog...
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      • Profile picture of the author yukon
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        Originally Posted by Kurt View Post

        And you wonder why we all wish the kangaroo would have put you in a headlock instead of the dog...


        It was Claude's dog. It ran away to Australia.
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        • Profile picture of the author Kurt
          Originally Posted by yukon View Post

          It was Claude's dog. It ran away to Australia.
          It was a stow-away on a boat skippered by Captain Kangaroo. The dog had its own cabin.
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          • Profile picture of the author whateverpedia
            Originally Posted by Kurt View Post

            It was a stow-away on a boat skippered by Captain Kangaroo. The dog had its own cabin.
            It would never have got in if Johnny Depp had tried to bring it in.
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            • Profile picture of the author Kurt
              Originally Posted by whateverpedia View Post

              It would never have got in if Johnny Depp had tried to bring it in.
              Just think of the trouble Depp would have been in if he tried to smuggle Claude through customs...
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              • Profile picture of the author lanfear63
                Originally Posted by Kurt View Post

                Just think of the trouble Depp would have been in if he tried to smuggle Claude through customs...
                Mr Depp, the sniffer dog seems interested in that massive case you have there, you know you aren't allowed to bring perishable foodstuff into the country, open it up please.

                Oh, it's ok Mr Depp, nobody in their right mind would want to eat that.
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                • Profile picture of the author Kurt
                  Originally Posted by lanfear63 View Post

                  Mr Depp, the sniffer dog seems interested in that massive case you have there, you know you aren't allowed to bring perishable foodstuff into the country, open it up please.

                  Oh, it's ok Mr Depp, nobody in their right mind would want to eat that.
                  Putting Claude in a case is like trying to stuff a mountain into a thimble. Camouflage is better. Stick a harpoon in him and tie him to the ship.
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                  • Profile picture of the author whateverpedia
                    Originally Posted by Kurt View Post

                    Stick a harpoon in him and tie him to the ship.
                    Even Greenpeace wouldn't object to harpooning Claude.
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                    • Profile picture of the author Kurt
                      Originally Posted by whateverpedia View Post

                      Even Greenpeace wouldn't object to harpooning Claude.
                      I actually saw a girl from PETA holding a sign that said "Use Claude for Lab Testing!".
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                    • Profile picture of the author Claude Whitacre
                      Originally Posted by whateverpedia View Post

                      Even Greenpeace wouldn't object to harpooning Claude.

                      That's mean. And it's untrue.

                      I have a document that says that Greenpeace forbids anyone harpooning me, when I go swimming in the ocean.

                      And I have further documentation from the EPA that states that when I go swimming in the oceans, I am not the sole reason for rising ocean levels.

                      It's on Breitbart. Fair, balanced, and the truth.
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                      • Profile picture of the author Kurt
                        Originally Posted by Claude Whitacre View Post

                        That's mean. And it's untrue.

                        I have a document that says that Greenpeace forbids anyone harpooning me, when I go swimming in the ocean.

                        And I have further documentation from the EPA that states that when I go swimming in the oceans, I am not the sole reason for rising ocean levels.

                        It's on Breitbart. Fair, balanced, and the truth.
                        But if you read the Greenpeace fine print, it's not only OK but highly encouraged to harpoon you any time you're not swimming in the ocean.

                        Sadly, Claude swimming in the ocean was the inspiration for Claude's failed porn movie titled "Thar Claude Blows!".
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                        • Profile picture of the author lanfear63
                          Originally Posted by Kurt View Post

                          But if you read the Greenpeace fine print, it's not only OK but highly encouraged to harpoon you any time you're not swimming in the ocean.

                          Sadly, Claude swimming in the ocean was the inspiration for Claude's failed porn movie titled "Thar Claude Blows!".
                          Claude swimming in the ocean means a Tsunami somewhere in the world.
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                          • Profile picture of the author Claude Whitacre
                            Originally Posted by lanfear63 View Post

                            Claude swimming in the ocean means a Tsunami somewhere in the world.

                            That's a lie! It only means a Tsunami in the ocean I am swimming in.

                            Get your facts straight, Buckaroo!
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    its face look like "da hell! just wanna play!"
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  • Profile picture of the author tagiscom
    Originally Posted by Claude Whitacre View Post

    Paul; A great question/insult/witty post.
    Lessened only because Frank kind of beat you to it.



    That's idiotic. A verbal warning would have sufficed. Just tell the kangaroo that it's against the law to disembowel a dog. Explain the penalties, and also mention that he wouldn't have a chance at trial....because it would be a kangaroo court.

    Jeesh, do I have to do all the work here?

    True, Claude come over here, and have a round of golf on us, and go and shake the hand of a roo at least half a metre taller than you, l am sure that you will receive a rapid response.


    And have an ambulance on standby, someone has to shovel stuff back in?



    Originally Posted by Kurt View Post

    It was a stow-away on a boat skippered by Captain Kangaroo. The dog had its own cabin.
    Yes, and Boo Peep airlines should be able to handle it, they will just have to throw him out of the door half a mile before landing to get over quarantine.


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    Man Win
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    Totally awesome video.Those things look pretty tough. Even after getting punched it was still locking eyes with the dude.
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    if you kangaroo kich man why ?
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    Anyone else wish the title to this thread read "Kangaroo 1 Claude 0"?
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  • Profile picture of the author socialentry
    Let me come to Claude's defense.

    PETA condemns the harpooning of giant whales.
    therefore PETA does not support the harpooning of Claude,

    Claude's honor successfully defended against horrible slur.
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    • Profile picture of the author lanfear63
      Originally Posted by socialentry View Post

      Let me come to Claude's defense.

      PETA condemns the harpooning of giant whales.
      therefore PETA does not support the harpooning of Claude,

      Claude's honor successfully defended against horrible slur.
      Ohhhh, so that's what Kurt was insinuating.
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    • Profile picture of the author whateverpedia
      Originally Posted by socialentry View Post

      Claude's honor successfully defended against horrible slur.
      That's the first time that the words honor (sic) and Claude have ever been used in the same sentence.
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      • Profile picture of the author Claude Whitacre
        Originally Posted by whateverpedia View Post

        That's the first time that the words honor (sic) and Claude have ever been used in the same sentence.
        That's not true. Just last week, the court transcripts showed that I told the judge, "If the waitress didn't want me to pinch her butt, why did she wear that sexy outfit, your Honor?"
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        • Profile picture of the author lanfear63
          Originally Posted by Claude Whitacre View Post

          That's not true. Just last week, the court transcripts showed that I told the judge, "If the waitress didn't want me to pinch her butt, why did she wear that sexy outfit, your Honor?"
          "That's not true. Just last week, the court transcripts showed that I told the judge, "If the waiter didn't want me to pinch his butt, why did he wear that sexy outfit, your Honor?"

          Fixed
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    man upset should give them mouth punch lightning kangaroos wao ..........
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