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9 years ago

I still don't know why the guy punched the kangaroo in the face. It had already let go of the dog.

Is it possible that, because the animal stands like a man, that the guy is more apt to think of it as human, and react as though it were human?

If the kangaroo looked more like a bear, would the guy still punch it in the face?

As I'm typing this, I'm explaining to my cat why walking across the keyboard...over and over again...isn't really making this easier.

Humans.

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Frank Donovan 9 years ago

Originally Posted by Claude Whitacre

As I'm typing this, I'm explaining to my cat why walking across the keyboard...over and over again...isn't really making this easier.

Have you tried typing while sitting down?
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- whateverpedia 9 years ago
  
  Originally Posted by Frank Donovan
  
  Have you tried typing while sitting down?
  
  Judging by the quality of his posts, I'd say he always sits down when he's typing. On a porcelain seat connected to the sewage system.
  
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  lanfear63 9 years ago
  
  Originally Posted by whateverpedia
  
  Judging by the quality of his posts, I'd say he always sits down when he's typing. On a porcelain seat connected to the sewage system.
  
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Kurt

9 years ago

Originally Posted by Claude Whitacre

I still don't know why the guy punched the kangaroo in the face. It had already let go of the dog.

Is it possible that, because the animal stands like a man, that the guy is more apt to think of it as human, and react as though it were human?

If the kangaroo looked more like a bear, would the guy still punch it in the face?

As I'm typing this, I'm explaining to my cat why walking across the keyboard...over and over again...isn't really making this easier.

Humans.

If we're going to over-analyze, I'll guess it's because the guy backed up a couple of steps and the kangaroo moved toward the guy and was in position to use it's claws to do potentially lethal damage.

Like the voice over guy stated, the roo tried to disembowel the dog before letting it go, that's what kangaroos do.

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PaulSch 9 years ago

Originally Posted by Claude Whitacre

As I'm typing this, I'm explaining to my cat why walking across the keyboard...over and over again...isn't really making this easier.

Why are you walking back and forth across your keyboard whilst talking to your cat and trying to type? Clearly multitasking is not your forte.
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tagiscom

9 years ago

Originally Posted by Claude Whitacre

I still don't know why the guy punched the kangaroo in the face. It had already let go of the dog.

Is it possible that, because the animal stands like a man, that the guy is more apt to think of it as human, and react as though it were human?

If the kangaroo looked more like a bear, would the guy still punch it in the face?

As I'm typing this, I'm explaining to my cat why walking across the keyboard...over and over again...isn't really making this easier.

Humans.

Probably because he was on tape, but the dog was bloodied so, yeah, there is that.

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Kurt 9 years ago

Originally Posted by tagiscom

Probably because he was on tape, but the dog was bloodied so, yeah, there is that.

Don't you Aussies generally dislike kangaroos and think of them as pests?
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- whateverpedia 9 years ago
  
  Originally Posted by Kurt
  
  Don't you Aussies generally dislike kangaroos and think of them as pests?
  
  Sometimes. Occasionally they can reach plague proportions and need to be culled. Despite being our national animal (and also on our coat of arms) they are in no danger of becoming endangered and are hunted by professional shooters for, amongst other things, dog food.
  
  They're also suitable for human consumption. Their meat is very lean and very palatable. Kangaroo steaks are exported to over 50 countries. Worth a try if you're ever offered some. After all, the Aboriginal peoples have been eating them for thousands of years.
  
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yukon

Banned 9 years ago

He's lucky that kangaroo didn't do a roundhouse kick and put him in a sleeper hold.

Lmao at the dog in a headlock.

Hilarious.

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rondo

9 years ago

Roos can be really dangerous. One kick can knock you down or rip your guts open.

I don't think the guy meant to hurt it, just stun it. He is a zookeeper so I'm sure he knew what he was doing.

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socialentry

9 years ago

Clearly a setup.

That kangaroo was a handpicked tomato can.

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tagiscom

9 years ago

Originally Posted by Kurt

Don't you Aussies generally dislike kangaroos and think of them as pests?

Nah, we have been conditioned from birth, (well, almost) to cherish and respect kangeroo's.

skippy the bush kangaroo - YouTube

Unless they have a go at us, when it will be a bullet in the head, (but in a nice way).

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Woomeister

9 years ago

The video shows the guy punching an adolescent kangaroo, if it had been a fully grown male it would have killed him, don't even imagine it would have ended any other way.

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yukon

Banned 9 years ago

The guy should have kicked the kangaroo in the junk when it turned to hop away.

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yukon

Banned 9 years ago

At 0:40 the guy had his hand on a knife.

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Woomeister 9 years ago

Originally Posted by yukon

At 0:40 the guy had his hand on a knife.

It wouldn't have helped against a full grown Alpha male with a kick reach of 10 ft and enough power to tear you in half.
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  Originally Posted by Woomeister
  
  It wouldn't have helped against a full grown Alpha male with a kick reach of 10 ft and enough power to tear you in half.
  
  It would have one less foot.
  
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Claude Whitacre

9 years ago

Originally Posted by Frank Donovan

Have you tried typing while sitting down?

Originally Posted by PaulSch

Why are you walking back and forth across your keyboard whilst talking to your cat and trying to type? Clearly multitasking is not your forte.

Paul; A great question/insult/witty post.
Lessened only because Frank kind of beat you to it.

Originally Posted by Kurt

If we're going to over-analyze, I'll guess it's because the guy backed up a couple of steps and the kangaroo moved toward the guy and was in position to use it's claws to do potentially lethal damage.

Like the voice over guy stated, the roo tried to disembowel the dog before letting it go, that's what kangaroos do.

That's idiotic. A verbal warning would have sufficed. Just tell the kangaroo that it's against the law to disembowel a dog. Explain the penalties, and also mention that he wouldn't have a chance at trial....because it would be a kangaroo court.

Jeesh, do I have to do all the work here?

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Kurt

9 years ago

Originally Posted by Claude Whitacre

That's idiotic. A verbal warning would have sufficed. Just tell the kangaroo that it's against the law to disembowel a dog. Explain the penalties, and also mention that he wouldn't have a chance at trial....because it was a kangaroo court.

Jeesh, do I have to do all the work here?

And you wonder why we all wish the kangaroo would have put you in a headlock instead of the dog...

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yukon

Banned 9 years ago

Originally Posted by Kurt

And you wonder why we all wish the kangaroo would have put you in a headlock instead of the dog...

It was Claude's dog. It ran away to Australia.

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Kurt

9 years ago

Originally Posted by yukon

It was Claude's dog. It ran away to Australia.

It was a stow-away on a boat skippered by Captain Kangaroo. The dog had its own cabin.

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whateverpedia

9 years ago

Originally Posted by Kurt

It was a stow-away on a boat skippered by Captain Kangaroo. The dog had its own cabin.

It would never have got in if Johnny Depp had tried to bring it in.

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Kurt

9 years ago

Originally Posted by whateverpedia

It would never have got in if Johnny Depp had tried to bring it in.

Just think of the trouble Depp would have been in if he tried to smuggle Claude through customs...

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lanfear63

9 years ago

Originally Posted by Kurt

Just think of the trouble Depp would have been in if he tried to smuggle Claude through customs...

Mr Depp, the sniffer dog seems interested in that massive case you have there, you know you aren't allowed to bring perishable foodstuff into the country, open it up please.

Oh, it's ok Mr Depp, nobody in their right mind would want to eat that.

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Kurt

9 years ago

Originally Posted by lanfear63

Mr Depp, the sniffer dog seems interested in that massive case you have there, you know you aren't allowed to bring perishable foodstuff into the country, open it up please.

Oh, it's ok Mr Depp, nobody in their right mind would want to eat that.

Putting Claude in a case is like trying to stuff a mountain into a thimble. Camouflage is better. Stick a harpoon in him and tie him to the ship.

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whateverpedia

9 years ago

Originally Posted by Kurt

Stick a harpoon in him and tie him to the ship.

Even Greenpeace wouldn't object to harpooning Claude.

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Kurt 9 years ago

Originally Posted by whateverpedia

Even Greenpeace wouldn't object to harpooning Claude.

I actually saw a girl from PETA holding a sign that said "Use Claude for Lab Testing!".
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Claude Whitacre

9 years ago

Originally Posted by whateverpedia

Even Greenpeace wouldn't object to harpooning Claude.

That's mean. And it's untrue.

I have a document that says that Greenpeace forbids anyone harpooning me, when I go swimming in the ocean.

And I have further documentation from the EPA that states that when I go swimming in the oceans, I am not the sole reason for rising ocean levels.

It's on Breitbart. Fair, balanced, and the truth.

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Kurt

9 years ago

Originally Posted by Claude Whitacre

That's mean. And it's untrue.

I have a document that says that Greenpeace forbids anyone harpooning me, when I go swimming in the ocean.

And I have further documentation from the EPA that states that when I go swimming in the oceans, I am not the sole reason for rising ocean levels.

It's on Breitbart. Fair, balanced, and the truth.

But if you read the Greenpeace fine print, it's not only OK but highly encouraged to harpoon you any time you're not swimming in the ocean.

Sadly, Claude swimming in the ocean was the inspiration for Claude's failed porn movie titled "Thar Claude Blows!".

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lanfear63

9 years ago

Originally Posted by Kurt

But if you read the Greenpeace fine print, it's not only OK but highly encouraged to harpoon you any time you're not swimming in the ocean.

Sadly, Claude swimming in the ocean was the inspiration for Claude's failed porn movie titled "Thar Claude Blows!".

Claude swimming in the ocean means a Tsunami somewhere in the world.

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Claude Whitacre 9 years ago

Originally Posted by lanfear63

Claude swimming in the ocean means a Tsunami somewhere in the world.

That's a lie! It only means a Tsunami in the ocean I am swimming in.

Get your facts straight, Buckaroo!
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9 years ago

its face look like "da hell! just wanna play!"

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tagiscom

9 years ago

Originally Posted by Claude Whitacre

Paul; A great question/insult/witty post.
Lessened only because Frank kind of beat you to it.

That's idiotic. A verbal warning would have sufficed. Just tell the kangaroo that it's against the law to disembowel a dog. Explain the penalties, and also mention that he wouldn't have a chance at trial....because it would be a kangaroo court.

Jeesh, do I have to do all the work here?

True, Claude come over here, and have a round of golf on us, and go and shake the hand of a roo at least half a metre taller than you, l am sure that you will receive a rapid response.

And have an ambulance on standby, someone has to shovel stuff back in?

Originally Posted by Kurt

It was a stow-away on a boat skippered by Captain Kangaroo. The dog had its own cabin.

Yes, and Boo Peep airlines should be able to handle it, they will just have to throw him out of the door half a mile before landing to get over quarantine.

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9 years ago

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mattlaclear

9 years ago

Totally awesome video.Those things look pretty tough. Even after getting punched it was still locking eyes with the dude.

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9 years ago

if you kangaroo kich man why ?

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9 years ago

Anyone else wish the title to this thread read "Kangaroo 1 Claude 0"?

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socialentry

9 years ago

Let me come to Claude's defense.

PETA condemns the harpooning of giant whales.
therefore PETA does not support the harpooning of Claude,

Claude's honor successfully defended against horrible slur.

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lanfear63

9 years ago

Originally Posted by socialentry

Let me come to Claude's defense.

PETA condemns the harpooning of giant whales.
therefore PETA does not support the harpooning of Claude,

Claude's honor successfully defended against horrible slur.

Ohhhh, so that's what Kurt was insinuating.

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whateverpedia

9 years ago

Originally Posted by socialentry

Claude's honor successfully defended against horrible slur.

That's the first time that the words honor (sic) and Claude have ever been used in the same sentence.

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Claude Whitacre

9 years ago

Originally Posted by whateverpedia

That's the first time that the words honor (sic) and Claude have ever been used in the same sentence.

That's not true. Just last week, the court transcripts showed that I told the judge, "If the waitress didn't want me to pinch her butt, why did she wear that sexy outfit, your Honor?"

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lanfear63

9 years ago

Originally Posted by Claude Whitacre

That's not true. Just last week, the court transcripts showed that I told the judge, "If the waitress didn't want me to pinch her butt, why did she wear that sexy outfit, your Honor?"

"That's not true. Just last week, the court transcripts showed that I told the judge, "If the waiter didn't want me to pinch his butt, why did he wear that sexy outfit, your Honor?"

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