Merry Christmas Everyone

7 years ago

Originally Posted by PaulSch

Despite my best efforts the big day is almost upon us, so before I crawl into my bed, pull the covers over my head and do my best to ignore everything for the next week I'd like to wish everybody here

A Very Merry Christmas and a Prosperous New Year
(yes, even Claude)

Thank you again. And i hope everyone has a great weekend with family, however you celebrate.

My wife is spending the whole day today, preparing a great Christmas dinner where all my in-laws converge at my home tomorrow. And I vow to be the most agreeable godless heathen I can be...for the duration.

Remember my motto, that has served me well.......; "Dan Riffle is an idiot".

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Dan Riffle

7 years ago

Originally Posted by Claude Whitacre

Thank you again. And i hope everyone has a great weekend with family, however you celebrate.

My wife i spending the whole day today, preparing a great Christmas dinner where all my in-laws converge at my home tomorrow. And I vow to be the most agreeable godless heathen I can be...for the duration.

Remember my motto, that has served me well.......; "Dan Riffle is an idiot".

Hey, stop stealing my material, you Godless heathen.

My Christmas wish for you: Mohawk invents self-cleaning carpet.

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Kurt

7 years ago

Originally Posted by Claude Whitacre

Thank you again. And i hope everyone has a great weekend with family, however you celebrate.

My wife i spending the whole day today, preparing a great Christmas dinner where all my in-laws converge at my home tomorrow. And I vow to be the most agreeable godless heathen I can be...for the duration.

Remember my motto, that has served me well.......; "Dan Riffle is an idiot".

You're the "Cousin Eddie" of all your family holiday get-togethers.

Cousin Eddie and Snot - Christmas Vacation (5/10)...

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Claude Whitacre

7 years ago

Originally Posted by Kurt

You're the "Cousin Eddie" of all your family holiday get-togethers.

No. But I came from an entire family of Cousin Eddies.
My wife's family is now who I see every Christmas and Thanksgiving. Wonderful religious people who are kind, giving, great cooks, college educated (Hell, one sister-in-law owned a college for a decade or so), and nearly drama free.

Norman Rockwell could have used them as models.

I am the heathen business owner, who profits off the misery of others.

Right now, I'm hiding at my store, and will show up at Noon or so for dinner with the extended family. And it will go very well, and we will ll be full of joy and love....

Because I vow to keep my damn mouth shut.

Originally Posted by Dan Riffle

Hey, stop stealing my material, you Godless heathen.

My Christmas wish for you: Mohawk invents self-cleaning carpet.

Well done. An admirable insult/friendly gesture.

If Mohawk invented self cleaning carpets, I'd add a UV lamp on my vacuums and claim that the UV lamp will kill the carcinogens that the "Self cleaning carpet" gives off....and double their price.

My motto; "If someone solves a problem, create another problem, and sell the only solution to it.".

Always profit off the misery of others. I learned that at Trump University. I'm lying. They rejected my application.

Have a beautiful Christmas, my furry little friend.

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Dan Riffle 7 years ago

Originally Posted by Claude Whitacre

Because I vow to keep my damn mouth shut.

If only we could be so lucky.
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tagiscom

7 years ago

Originally Posted by Claude Whitacre

No. But I came from an entire family of Cousin Eddies.
My wife's family is now who I see every Christmas and Thanksgiving. Wonderful religious people who are kind, giving, great cooks, college educated (Hell, one sister-in-law owned a college for a decade or so), and nearly drama free.

Norman Rockwell could have used them as models.

I am the heathen business owner, who profits off the misery of others.

Right now, I'm hiding at my store, and will show up at Noon or so for dinner with the extended family. And it will go very well, and we will ll be full of joy and love....

Because I vow to keep my damn mouth shut.

Well done. An admirable insult/friendly gesture.

If Mohawk invented self cleaning carpets, I'd add a UV lamp on my vacuums and claim that the UV lamp will kill the carcinogens that the "Self cleaning carpet" gives off....and double their price.

My motto; "If someone solves a problem, create another problem, and sell the only solution to it.".

Always profit off the misery of others. I learned that at Trump University. I'm lying. They rejected my application.

Have a beautiful Christmas, my furry little friend.

Ever thought of moving into the medical field?

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Kurt

7 years ago

Originally Posted by Claude Whitacre

No. But I came from an entire family of Cousin Eddies.
My wife's family is now who I see every Christmas and Thanksgiving. Wonderful religious people who are kind, giving, great cooks, college educated (Hell, one sister-in-law owned a college for a decade or so), and nearly drama free.

Norman Rockwell could have used them as models.

I am the heathen business owner, who profits off the misery of others.

Right now, I'm hiding at my store, and will show up at Noon or so for dinner with the extended family. And it will go very well, and we will ll be full of joy and love....

Because I vow to keep my damn mouth shut.

First you tell us you're not Cousin Eddie, then go on to explain exactly why you're Cousin Eddie. So did Mac hump all your guests' legs too?

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Dan Riffle 7 years ago

Originally Posted by Kurt

First you tell us you're not So did Mac hump all your guests' legs too?

Um, that's Claude's job.
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  Originally Posted by Dan Riffle
  
  Um, that's Claude's job.
  
  Humping legs isn't mutually exclusive to either. Neither is hacking up fur balls or taking a dump in a litter box.
  
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Claude Whitacre 7 years ago

Originally Posted by Kurt

So did Mac hump all your guests' legs too?

Mac is only a year old. A baby. The fact that you fantasize about my one year old, humping people's legs...disgusts me. I suspect you are a big fan of Kittie Porn.

By the way, at the Christmas dinner, a major topic of conversation was haunted houses. Everyone at the table has a firm belief in ghosts (except me). It was interesting listening to them convince each other that people who don't believe in ghosts are irrational.

I kept my mouth shut. For some reason, it was more fun to just listen to their stories.
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tagiscom

7 years ago

Originally Posted by Claude Whitacre

Thank you again. And i hope everyone has a great weekend with family, however you celebrate.

My wife i spending the whole day today, preparing a great Christmas dinner where all my in-laws converge at my home tomorrow. And I vow to be the most agreeable godless heathen I can be...for the duration.

Remember my motto, that has served me well.......; "Dan Riffle is an idiot".

Dan Riffle,....ok, l thought that someone else was trying to take the crown, at least for this year.

Goodless heaven, lol, just bite down on a roast bone, when everyone starts singing Merry Xmas, that should do the trick.

And keep telling yourself, that the pudding is worth it.

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Dan Riffle

7 years ago

Originally Posted by tagiscom

Dan Riffle,....ok, l thought that someone else was trying to take the crown, at least for this year.

Goodless heaven, lol, just bite down on a roast bone, when everyone starts singing Merry Xmas, that should do the trick.

And keep telling yourself, that the pudding is worth it.

Heathen, Shane. Heathen.

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7 years ago

Merry Christmas To EveryOne

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tagiscom

7 years ago

Originally Posted by Dan Riffle

Heathen, Shane. Heathen.

Me a heathen, nah, I might be an unappreciated genius, with Laptop issues, but never that!

Just got over the Xmas dinner and cleanup afterwards; not a bad pudding, but last years Jamie Olivers one was better, more alcohol l guess.

And 37 degrees, even with the air con. on full blast wasn't fun.

But l got a Tropical Calendar, and vouchers, and another vital part for my Philidalphia experiment, so l am set for 2017.

Might have to get insurance if part of the house disappears, sigh.

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whateverpedia 7 years ago

Originally Posted by tagiscom

I might be an unappreciated genius]

Then again, your level of genius may well be completely appreciated and understood.
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tagiscom

7 years ago

Originally Posted by whateverpedia

Then again, your level of genius may well be completely appreciated and understood.

Hmmm, l comment that could either be a thumbs up or thumbs down, seems that genius takes on many guises.

But l do take my cups of tea, hot, so it goes without saying.

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Banned 7 years ago

Merry Christmas.

I'm either a little late or really early.

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Claude Whitacre

7 years ago

Originally Posted by whateverpedia

Then again, your level of genius may well be completely appreciated and understood.

Originally Posted by tagiscom

Hmmm, l comment that could either be a thumbs up or thumbs down, seems that genius takes on many guises.

Shane; Well said. Your genius takes on a very very convincing disguise.

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tagiscom

7 years ago

Originally Posted by Claude Whitacre

Shane; Well said. Your genius takes on a very very convincing disguise.

Lol, notice that l didn't say which way Whatever, was going with that two way comment.

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christina9

7 years ago

Merry Christmas to you too and a Happy New Year!

Stay cool and plan a prosperous year ahead!

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Banned 7 years ago

Originally Posted by gamingmaster1

I got myself a BenQ LED monitor from Christmas. It is a 24-inch monitor with 1080p designed for gaming purpose. It has a good review according to Best Gaming Monitor - Jen Reviews. I was able to play all my games at max settings with this monitor and my high-end graphic card. I really recommend it to anyone, who is looking to buy a gaming monitor.

Did that really happen?