A lady walks into a pet store...

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She sees a beautiful parrot with a sign on its cage: $10 OBO.

The lady asks the pet shop owner, "Why so cheap?"

The owner says "This bird used to live in a brothel, so he says a lot of inappropriate things."

The lady can't pass up the deal and decides to get the bird anyway. She gets the bird home and the first thing the bird says is "Finally cleaned up this dump, and the new madam isn't bad looking."

The lady finds it amusing.

Her two teen daughters get home and the bird says "New whores in the house, business will be booming tonight." The girls are shocked but laugh it off.

A few hours later the woman's husband gets home and the bird says "Hey Claude."



Joe Mobley
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    Lmao.............................................
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  • Profile picture of the author tagiscom
    Originally Posted by Joe Mobley View Post

    She sees a beautiful parrot with a sign on its cage: $10 OBO.

    The lady asks the pet shop owner, "Why so cheap?"

    The owner says "This bird used to live in a brothel, so he says a lot of inappropriate things."

    The lady can't pass up the deal and decides to get the bird anyway. She gets the bird home and the first thing the bird says is "Finally cleaned up this dump, and the new madam isn't bad looking."

    The lady finds it amusing.

    Her two teen daughters get home and the bird says "New whores in the house, business will be booming tonight." The girls are shocked but laugh it off.

    A few hours later the woman's husband gets home and the bird says "Hey Claude, Polly Wants a Donut."


    Joe Mobley

    Need to be accurate.
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    LOL.. Funny
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  • Profile picture of the author officeboy
    Originally Posted by Joe Mobley View Post

    She sees a beautiful parrot with a sign on its cage: $10 OBO.

    The lady asks the pet shop owner, "Why so cheap?"

    The owner says "This bird used to live in a brothel, so he says a lot of inappropriate things."

    The lady can't pass up the deal and decides to get the bird anyway. She gets the bird home and the first thing the bird says is "Finally cleaned up this dump, and the new madam isn't bad looking."

    The lady finds it amusing.

    Her two teen daughters get home and the bird says "New whores in the house, business will be booming tonight." The girls are shocked but laugh it off.

    A few hours later the woman's husband gets home and the bird says "Hey Claude."



    Joe Mobley
    Lol that is a good parrot, know every costumer been to the old place, and then it came world war 3 in the house
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    I know this story. so much fun))
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