Random marketing jargon that grates (and a headline generator)
Because this post shows up on the site that offers:
https://www.portent.com/tools/title-maker
I did take the chance and read:
https://www.portent.com/blog/random/...ing-jargon.htm
There are some biting commentaries, like:
Engagement
What marketers mean: I cant measure return on investment, so Ill use this word instead.
or
Guerilla Marketing
What marketers mean: I dont just want you to throw up in your mouth. I want you to take a pencil and ram it into your left temple.
Psychographics
What marketers mean: This will cost a lot of money.
or
IOT
What marketers mean: I read the newspaper.
Some pretty good glossary thingees there... enjoy!
https://www.portent.com/tools/title-maker
I did take the chance and read:
https://www.portent.com/blog/random/...ing-jargon.htm
There are some biting commentaries, like:
Engagement
What marketers mean: I cant measure return on investment, so Ill use this word instead.
or
Guerilla Marketing
What marketers mean: I dont just want you to throw up in your mouth. I want you to take a pencil and ram it into your left temple.
Psychographics
What marketers mean: This will cost a lot of money.
or
IOT
What marketers mean: I read the newspaper.
Some pretty good glossary thingees there... enjoy!