A farmer is being interviewed about his cows

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Interviewer: How much milk do these cows give?

Farmer: Which one? The Black one or the brown one?
Interviewer: Brown one.
Farmer: A couple of litres per day.

Interviewer: And the black one?
Farmer: A couple of litres per day.

Interviewer(naturally a bit flummoxed): I see. What do you give them to eat?
Farmer: Which one? Black or brown?

Interviewer: Black.
Farmer: It eats grass.
Interviewer: And the other one?
Farmer: Grass.

Interviewer(now annoyed) : Why do you keep asking which one when the answers are the same?!
Farmer: Because the black ones mine.
Interviewer: Oh, and the brown one?
Farmer: Its also mine





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    [QUOTE=Joe Mobley;11017318]Interviewer: How much milk do these cows give?

    Farmer: Which one? The Black one or the brown one?
    Interviewer: Brown one.
    Farmer: A couple of litres per day.

    Interviewer: And the black one?
    Farmer: A couple of litres per day.

    Interviewer(naturally a bit flummoxed): I see. What do you give them to eat?
    Farmer: Which one? Black or brown?

    Interviewer: Black.
    Farmer: It eats grass.
    Interviewer: And the other one?
    Farmer: Grass.

    Interviewer(now annoyed) : Why do you keep asking which one when the answers are the same?!
    Farmer: Because the black ones mine.
    Interviewer: Oh, and the brown one?
    Farmer: Its also mine





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    This is a comedy and not an interview.
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    Lmao, somehow I got a kick out of this...
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    that's just about how every tech support session goes. irrelevant questions and useless answers.
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