Singleton bored of waiting for Mr Right has decided to marry HERSELF

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https://uk.news.yahoo.com/singleton-...140517736.html

Groan, let's hope that it doesn't end up in the divorce courts, or a padded cell?

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  • Profile picture of the author whateverpedia
    What about the honeymoon? By the sounds of it she's been indulging in that activity for a long time already.
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    • Profile picture of the author tagiscom
      Originally Posted by whateverpedia View Post

      What about the honeymoon? By the sounds of it she's been indulging in that activity for a long time already.
      No, she was going on a honeymoon to Rome by herself.

      And yeah, l don't think that the word "virgin" applies to this one?

      I'd better not say anymore!

      I can understand why another forum that will remain nameless, canned this one!

      But we are all adults here, so l am sure that this thread will go down to base level smut in no time at all, lol!

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    • Profile picture of the author lanfear63
      Originally Posted by whateverpedia View Post

      What about the honeymoon? By the sounds of it she's been indulging in that activity for a long time already.
      She's been Grooming herself
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  • Profile picture of the author Kurt
    Because of his heftiness, if Claude married himself it would be polygamy.
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  • Profile picture of the author Gary Chapple
    Clearly she's not right.
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  • Profile picture of the author tagiscom
    Originally Posted by Kurt View Post

    Because of his heftiness, if Claude married himself it would be Rolygamy.


    Originally Posted by Gary Chapple View Post

    Clearly she's not right.
    Yes, she needs a split personality, then it world work?

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  • Profile picture of the author Dan Riffle
    Does this make her a lesbian?

    Not that there's anything wrong with that.
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  • Profile picture of the author Kay King
    I don't think she's insane - reading the article I think she may be more honest than some women I've known.

    At least she admits the part of the "marriage" she wants is just the "party" - the big wedding, the hen parties - the honeymoon. I think it's pretty funny...though I'd skip all the "marriage" stuff and just go for a great trip to Europe.

    With the huge amts spent on destination weddings, one-time-use thousand dollar dresses, etc - I think for many women it's the party that counts. The one day of being "a princess". As a young girl I never played "get married" with my friends - never even thought about weddings and all that stuff....that should have been a clue!

    The neighbor's daughter wanted a 'destination wedding' and $50k-60k later it was done....and she and her hubby moved in with her parents because they can't yet afford a house. Apparently no one considered that money might have been better spent AFTER the day of the wedding....people am crazy.
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    • Profile picture of the author RichBeck
      Originally Posted by Kay King View Post

      The neighbor's daughter wanted a 'destination wedding' and $50k-60k later it was done....and she and her hubby moved in with her parents because they can't yet afford a house. Apparently no one considered that money might have been better spent AFTER the day of the wedding....people am crazy.
      My father's wise friend gave his daughter $50,000...

      He said, "You can spend it on a wedding or a house."

      Guess what she chose?

      The house.
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  • Profile picture of the author Ken Leatherman
    What do they do with the 10K, 20K, 100K wedding dresses after the wedding?

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  • Profile picture of the author Kay King
    What do they do with the 10K, 20K, 100K wedding dresses after the wedding?
    Sell them at a consignment store after they file for divorce?

    My daughter in law wanted a designer dress but didn't like the prices - she wore a $12k gown...rented it from the designer for $300.

    My favorite wedding (I've had a few) - was a visit to a Justice of the Peace and then taking my sons to the Zoo for the rest of the day.
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    • Profile picture of the author TrickyDick
      Originally Posted by Kay King View Post

      My favorite wedding (I've had a few) - was a visit to a Justice of the Peace and then taking my sons to the Zoo for the rest of the day.
      Going to the zoo would get some people "in the mood" for their wedding night. :-)
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    Loved it Kay
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  • Profile picture of the author TrickyDick
    Here she is...

    Waiting for "Mr. Right."

    The guy who meets her list of "100 must haves."



    She'll never get to this...

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