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I've only done one of these 10 things...

by Kurt
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I've only done one of these 10 things. Can you guess what it was?


Found Waldo
Ate pizza
Complimented United Airlines customer service
Twerked
Ordered a hamburger instead of a cheeseburger
Announced wrong winner at Academy Awards
Auditioned for the Rockettes
Gave a damn about the Kardasians
Complained about doing a nude scene with Jessica Alba
Said "that's too much bacon"
  • Profile picture of the author Frank Donovan
    In your defense, it was probably cold on that movie set.
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  • Profile picture of the author whateverpedia
    I going with "complained about doing a nude scene with Claude wearing a Jessica Alba mask".
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  • Profile picture of the author yukon
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    Originally Posted by Kurt View Post

    I've only done one of these 10 things. Can you guess what it was?


    Found Waldo
    Ate pizza
    Complimented United Airlines customer service
    Twerked
    Ordered a hamburger instead of a cheeseburger
    Announced wrong winner at Academy Awards
    Auditioned for the Rockettes
    Gave a damn about the Kardasians
    Complained about doing a nude scene with Jessica Alba
    Said "that's too much bacon"
    I've done all that, twice, in one day.
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  • Profile picture of the author tagiscom
    Originally Posted by Kurt View Post

    I've only done one of these 10 things. Can you guess what it was?


    Found Waldo
    Ate pizza
    Complimented United Airlines customer service
    Twerked
    Ordered a hamburger instead of a cheeseburger
    Announced wrong winner at Academy Awards
    Auditioned for the Rockettes
    Gave a damn about the Kardasians
    Complained about doing a nude scene with Jessica Alba
    Said "that's too much bacon"
    Auditioned for the Rockettes, must have been painful?

    Especially on the forth of July.

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  • Profile picture of the author Claude Whitacre
    Originally Posted by Kurt View Post

    Complained about doing a nude scene with Jessica Alba
    Believe me, Jessica Alba would have complained.....as would any woman...or man....or Realdoll.
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  • Profile picture of the author hardraysnight
    i too ate pizza
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