Why they're smarter than me...

by Kurt
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Yet another example of why they're smarter than me. Yeterday I saw a Toyota commercial and I couldn't understand why they'd use a dumb old song...later that afternoon, I was singing "bippity boppity boo". Later that night I still had "bippity boppity boo" stuck in my head. I woke up this morning and "bippity boppity boo" is still playing over and over in my head. Now I understand why Toyota used "Bippity Boppity Boo".


Bippity boppity
Bippity boppity
Bippity boppity...
Bippity boppity boo


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    • Profile picture of the author gnojham
      Originally Posted by tagiscom View Post


      We know you want to!
      I thought you guys boycotted this place because of lack of quality smileys and the admins didn't give a crap about about your ridiculous demands?
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      • Profile picture of the author tagiscom
        Originally Posted by gnojham View Post

        I thought you guys boycotted this place because of lack of quality smileys and the admins didn't give a crap about about your ridiculous demands?
        And you are?

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        • Profile picture of the author gnojham
          Originally Posted by tagiscom View Post

          And you are?

          Joe
          Did they provide better smileys?
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          • Profile picture of the author tagiscom
            Originally Posted by gnojham View Post

            Joe
            Did they provide better smileys?
            No, but they will fix the smileys in the fullness of time, at the appropriate juncture,

            But hopefully soon?

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            • Profile picture of the author Claude Whitacre
              Originally Posted by tagiscom View Post

              No, but they will fix the smileys in the fullness of time, at the appropriate juncture,
              I'm going to use that.

              Wife; "Hey! When are you going to fix the leaky faucet?"
              Me: "In the fullness of time, at the appropriate juncture, my dear"
              Wife; "Wrong answer, Shakespeare!"
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              • Profile picture of the author tagiscom
                Originally Posted by Claude Whitacre View Post

                I'm going to use that.

                Wife; "Hey! When are you going to fix the leaky faucet?"
                Me: "In the fullness of time, at the appropriate juncture, my dear"
                Wife; "Wrong answer, Shakespeare!"
                I have to warn you Claude that that quote was from Yes Minister, but it is a multipurpose way of saying never.

                But in the case of smileys here, probably never!

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              • Profile picture of the author Dan Riffle
                Originally Posted by Claude Whitacre View Post

                I'm going to use that.

                Wife; "Hey! When are you going to fix the leaky faucet?"
                Me: "In the fullness of time, at the appropriate juncture, my dear"
                Wife; "Wrong answer, Shakespeare!"

                Shakespeare? More like Shakes the Clown.
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                • Profile picture of the author Claude Whitacre
                  Originally Posted by Dan Riffle View Post

                  Shakespeare? More like Shakes the Clown.
                  You have insulted my wife for the first time.

                  As a man...a real man...I only let another man insult my wife five times before I do something about it. And what I'll eventually do is write you a nasty letter...with postage due.

                  You have been warned.
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                  • Profile picture of the author Dan Riffle
                    Originally Posted by Claude Whitacre View Post

                    You have insulted my wife for the first time.

                    As a man...a real man...I only let another man insult my wife five times before I do something about it. And what I'll eventually do is write you a nasty letter...with postage due.

                    You have been warned.
                    How did I insult your wife? By insinuating she married Shakes the Clown? In comparison to you, that's considered marrying up.

                    If I insulted her in anyway, it would be her taste in men. However, I'm pretty sure she'd agree. I mean, the proof is in the pudding...and pie...and cake...and doughnuts...
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                    • Profile picture of the author tagiscom
                      Originally Posted by Dan Riffle View Post

                      How did I insult your wife? By insinuating she married Shakes the Clown? In comparison to you, that's considered marrying up.

                      If I insulted her in anyway, it would be her taste in men. However, I'm pretty sure she'd agree. I mean, the proof is in the pudding...and pie...and cake...and doughnuts...
                      I think that if Claude created a new movie, (might get 10 rotten tomatoes this time) and instead of calling it, "Scent of a Woman" to "Scent of Claude" he would pack them in...

                      Pack them into hospitals and padded cells, and psychiatrist leather sofas?

                      Not even the red flashing screen, with the skull and crossbones, with the text saying, "Warning, this movie, might be hazardous to all living matter, and turn off your mobile phone, but fell free to put this onto video" would be enough.

                      And the free donuts with your popcorn, nah, l donut with a Choc Top might be good for 10 minutes?

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                      • Profile picture of the author Claude Whitacre
                        Originally Posted by tagiscom View Post

                        I think that if Claude created a new movie, (might get 10 rotten tomatoes this time) and instead of calling it, "Scent of a Woman" to "Scent of Claude" he would pack them in...

                        Pack them into hospitals and padded cells, and psychiatrist leather sofas?

                        Not even the red flashing screen, with the skull and crossbones, with the text saying, "Warning, this movie, might be hazardous to all living matter, and turn off your mobile phone, but fell free to put this onto video" would be enough.

                        And the free donuts with your popcorn, nah, l donut with a Choc Top might be good for 10 minutes?
                        Shane;
                        I have to commend you. That wasn't a bad insult. Not the level of a Riffle, Kurt, Whatty, or Mark insult....but not bad.

                        Your insult made me smile.

                        But these other guys can make me laugh with their insults.

                        Kurt can make me cry.

                        But I will never respect your insulting ability until your insult makes me bleed.

                        When it comes to insults, the bar is set pretty high.
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                        • Profile picture of the author Kurt
                          Originally Posted by Claude Whitacre View Post

                          Shane;
                          I have to commend you. That wasn't a bad insult. Not the level of a Riffle, Kurt, Whatty, or Mark insult....but not bad.

                          Your insult made me smile.

                          But these other guys can make me laugh with their insults.

                          Kurt can make me cry.

                          But I will never respect your insulting ability until your insult makes me bleed.

                          When it comes to insults, the bar is set pretty high.
                          It's good to have a purpose in life. Need a hanky?
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                          • Profile picture of the author Claude Whitacre
                            Originally Posted by Kurt View Post

                            It's good to have a purpose in life. Need a hanky?
                            Is that what you boys in the bathhouse call it now?

                            If so........heck, I guess I'll take one.
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                            • Profile picture of the author Dan Riffle
                              Originally Posted by Claude Whitacre View Post

                              If so........heck, I guess I'll take one.
                              I'm sure you've taken more than one on numerous occasions...
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                        • Profile picture of the author tagiscom
                          Originally Posted by Claude Whitacre View Post

                          Shane;
                          I have to commend you. That wasn't a bad insult. Not the level of a Riffle, Kurt, Whatty, or Mark insult....but not bad.

                          Your insult made me smile.

                          But these other guys can make me laugh with their insults.

                          Kurt can make me cry.

                          But I will never respect your insulting ability until your insult makes me bleed.

                          When it comes to insults, the bar is set pretty high.
                          Hmmm, you have thrown down the glove now,....and l will graciously pick it up, in the fullness of time.

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                          • Profile picture of the author Kurt
                            Originally Posted by tagiscom View Post

                            Hmmm, you have thrown down the glove now,....and l will graciously pick it up, in the fullness of time.

                            Since it's Claude, it should be "in the fullness of the waist line"...although you can make a good case that Claude's simply full of it.
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                            • Profile picture of the author tagiscom
                              Originally Posted by Kurt View Post

                              Since it's Claude, it should be "in the fullness of the waist line"...although you can make a good case that Claude's simply full of it.
                              Full of it, maybe, but l am worried that a 5 star insult will take more time than l have?

                              But quick 5 star insults, maybe.

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                    • Profile picture of the author Claude Whitacre
                      Originally Posted by Dan Riffle View Post

                      How did I insult your wife? By insinuating she married Shakes the Clown? In comparison to you, that's considered marrying up.

                      If I insulted her in anyway, it would be her taste in men. However, I'm pretty sure she'd agree. I mean, the proof is in the pudding...and pie...and cake...and doughnuts...
                      Every time you insult me, you insult my wife...because she married me. If you knew anything about Quantum Physics you would know what I mean.

                      Are you insinuating that I don't have the sex appeal and personal gravitas of a clown? I beg to differ. I certainly do have the sex appeal of a clown.


                      Great, now I want pudding, pie, cake, and donuts.



















                      I hate you.
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            Originally Posted by gnojham View Post

            Joe
            Did they provide better smileys?
            Lol, I remember that thread.
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    • Profile picture of the author Kurt
      Originally Posted by tagiscom View Post



      We know you want to!

      Boom Boom Boom Boom!


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    Why they're smarter than me...
    Never mind, I thought this was going to be a thread about all the Claudes.
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  • Profile picture of the author Claude Whitacre
    I saw this thread and thought "Kurt is writing a thread about why "they" are smarter than he is? Who's "they"?"

    And then I realized that they could be anyone....and the thread would be correct.

    Covfefe.
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    • Profile picture of the author Kurt
      Originally Posted by Claude Whitacre View Post

      I saw this thread and thought "Kurt is writing a thread about why "they" are smarter than he is? Who's "they"?"

      And then I realized that they could be anyone....and the thread would be correct.

      Covfefe.
      Claude is the reason for the "boo" in bippity boppity boo.


      Boo!


      PS. I like it when you post in the same thread I do. It guarantees I'm not the dumbest person on the thread.
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      • Profile picture of the author Claude Whitacre
        Originally Posted by Kurt View Post


        PS. I like it when you post in the same thread I do. It guarantees I'm not the dumbest person on the thread.
        It also guarantees that I'm not the only person in the thread. Take that!
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  • Profile picture of the author whateverpedia
    Originally Posted by Kurt View Post

    Yeterday I saw a Toyota commercial
    No need to watch the video to find out why they're smarter than you.
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    • Profile picture of the author Claude Whitacre
      Originally Posted by whateverpedia View Post

      No need to watch the video to find out why they're smarter than you.
      I Googled "Why everyone is smarter than Kurt" and got 65 bajillion responses. It seems there is an entire industry dedicated to exposing why everyone is smarter than Kurt.

      A fun fact:
      If you take every article ever written about Kurt's lack of intelligence, you'll have used every word in the English language, including "cucumber".
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      • Profile picture of the author tagiscom
        Originally Posted by Claude Whitacre View Post

        I Googled "Why everyone is smarter than Kurt" and got 65 bajillion responses. It seems there is an entire industry dedicated to exposing why everyone is smarter than Kurt.

        A fun fact:
        If you take every article ever written about Kurt's lack of intelligence, you'll have used every word in the English language, including "cucumber".
        Funny, l tried that on the Googlybear search engine, and got zero for that question.

        But l also tried it on the new Cloogle, search engine, and got a 100 bajillion reasons why Claude liked donuts.

        And a million Krispy Kreme popup ad,s, and the occasional KFC full screen popup commercial, and one or two, weight Watcher ad's, (probably hackers).

        And if l try their Youtube equivalent site, or as they call it, Metube, all l get is how to make donut how to videos, and kitten videos.

        Glad l kept away from MyFaceBook, or MyTwitter.

        Or MyBay, l will stop now!

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