You can't touch me dude

I'm a member of the exclusive Rameskhan VIP group and very proud to be here. It took years of repeated applications, bribes and calling in favors but I finally made it.

Now, the secret is finally going to be revealed unto me.

And that secret is....@####$%$@##%$e^
(you don't expect me to give it away, but I will tell you this, one very prominent poster here, a large guy from the floor cleaning industry.. no names mentioned.. is going down for a very long time)

He didn't welcome you.


He welcomed me to his site. I'm honored to meet the new owner. This is a special moment for me......as opposed to you and Riffle.....who are just special.

I welcome you, Yukon welcomes you.

Claude welcomes you, after a 2 hour bender at Krispy Kreme!