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Where's the beef?

by Kurt
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Here's a story just begging for Claude jokes...Guy in WY caught with 30 eyes in his butt...


Wyoming Man Found with 30 Eyeballs in His Anal Cavity | CRAZED.COM


Claude said he hopes to beat this world record with a little more practice.
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    Originally Posted by Kurt View Post

    Here's a story just begging for Claude jokes...Guy in WY caught with 30 eyes in his butt...


    Wyoming Man Found with 30 Eyeballs in His Anal Cavity | CRAZED.COM


    Claude said he hopes to beat this world record with a little more practice.
    The way I'm going to beat this record is to use your entire head, including your scrawny little neck.


    Seriously, My mind keeps flipping back and forth between what part of this story is worse, the fact that he eats eyes...or the fact that he eats anything that he has stuck in his butt.

    He was also drunk. I think I'd have to be drunk too.

    Of course, lets not forget this guy works in a slaughterhouse.

    Imagine him introducing himself to you....

    "Hi, I'm drunk.....and I work in a slaughterhouse......and...and I like the taste of eyeballs.....and I have ED.......and.....and.....I stick the eyeballs in my butt...."

    And you say "My name is Kurt. It's like looking in the mirror"
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    Rectum?! Damned near killed 'em!
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  • Profile picture of the author lanfear63
    Some questions Kurt:

    Did you read about this or was it a feature on 20/20?

    Were they wearing gl-asses?

    Does he have eye-balls too?

    Were his actions short sighted?

    Where did he get the Optic Nerve to pull this stunt?

    Is this a heianus crime or did it just raise a few eyebrows?

    Is his girlfriend called Iris?

    Do you think he will be stigmatized over this?

    When the cops reached in to have a look, should they have not turned a blind eye?

    What do doctors think the Out-look for his butt's going to be?

    And.. are these jokes going to get any Cornea?
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    LMAO...


    Tilbott told police he estimates he has smuggled several thousand eyeballs from the plant over the past few months.

    He'll forever be known as The Smuggler.

    Freak.
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  • Profile picture of the author Dan Riffle
    Oddly enough, there's a Whitacre angle to this story, too:

    https://www.yahoo.com/news/arkansas-...202856591.html
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  • Profile picture of the author tagiscom
    "I put them in soups," Tilbott said in the police report. "They're beneficial for erectile dysfunction, which I currently battle, but I also just like the texture and taste."
    Lol, erectile,......soup,....sprffff,.....glad l live in Australia. Yep, keep sharp knives and guns away from this one.

    I thought that being in a slaughterhouse, another part of a steers anatomy would cure that?

    I bet this guy will be the butt of everyone's jokes from now on.

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    This gives a whole new meaning to the word "hindsight".
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  • Profile picture of the author tagiscom
    Originally Posted by Kurt View Post

    Claude will keep an eye on the situation.
    Unfortunately!

    But he is the living end, (what the hell, whatti has gone walkabout).

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    where' the beef?

    in my paddock, my freezer and my tummy
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    Banned
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    Seriously, Opssssss
    He's crazy
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  • Profile picture of the author lanfear63
    "Tilbott told police he estimates he has smuggled several thousand eyeballs from the plant over the past few months."

    And there were no eye witnesses?
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    • Profile picture of the author tagiscom
      Originally Posted by lanfear63 View Post

      "Tilbott told police he estimates he has smuggled several thousand eyeballs from the plant over the past few months."

      And there were no eye witnesses?
      The eyes have it.

      Glad he wasn't caught doing this in an Arabic country, or he might have been subject to "an eye for an eye"!

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