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My girlfriend and I almost didn't have the second date because on the first date I didn't open the car door for her

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I just swam to the surface.





Joe... Mobley
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    Hey everyone... this was funny... !

    Over 24 hours and no thanks, replies, or snarky add-on jokes?

    At least it deserved a secret bump.

    I don't come here for the single jokes. I come here for the hilarious comedians piling on one funny reply after another.
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  • Profile picture of the author lanfear63
    On our first date I failed to impress a girlfriend with my extensive knowledge of Ancient Egypt..











    She just went: tut tut tut
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  • Profile picture of the author Dan Riffle
    Originally Posted by Joe Mobley View Post

    My girlfriend and I almost didn't have the second date because on the first date I didn't open the car door for her

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    Joe... Mobley

    Thank you, Ted Kennedy.
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    If you want me to go on arguing, you'll have to pay for another five minutes.

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    • Profile picture of the author lanfear63
      Originally Posted by Dan Riffle View Post

      Thank you, Ted Kennedy.
      Was that a 6 door car or a 4? Can't quite remember
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    • Profile picture of the author Joe Mobley
      Ha!

      Now that was good.

      Originally Posted by Dan Riffle View Post

      Thank you, Ted Kennedy.

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      Originally Posted by Dan Riffle View Post

      Thank you, Ted Kennedy.
      But he reported it the next day so it's ok.
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