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The Lack of Pirates Is Causing Global Warming

by tagiscom
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You can see that as the number of pirates in the world has decreased over the past 130 years, global warming has gotten steadily worse. In fact, this makes it entirely clear that if you truly want to stop global warming, the most impactful thing to do is -- become a pirate.
https://www.forbes.com/sites/erikaan.../#18492a9c3a67

Australia is doing its part, what with Paid tv, avoidance, and increasing parrot numbers, but our numbers are limited.

But we have plenty of individuals here that would make perfect pirates, what with unnecessarily hikes in electricity costs, and pensioners getting theirs cut and going back to candles and chopping fire wood.

And closing down coal fired power plants to make sure that we have constant power outages, so we can save the planet by 1%!!

But my state can always spend 100 million on a Tesla battery farm, that will power a aluminum smelter for 7.5 minutes.

I think that we have more f***wits than Pirates, but we are working on it!

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  • Profile picture of the author David Beroff
    You seem to have entirely missed the basic premise of the Forbes article that you cite.
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    • Profile picture of the author tagiscom
      Originally Posted by David Beroff View Post

      You seem to have entirely missed the basic premise of the Forbes article that you cite.
      I dunno, pirates are pretty stupid, so there is a connection there.

      And a hair cut can be scary sometimes, but welcome if it removes the dead strands.

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    The lack of new posts is causing 5 month old threads to re-surface at the top of the O/T section
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    • Profile picture of the author tagiscom
      Originally Posted by lanfear63 View Post

      The lack of new posts is causing 5 month old threads to re-surface at the top of the O/T section
      No, assholetania, originally made a comment, (you don't need to be a rocket scientist to figure out who) and the mods, deleted the bait post.

      I guess that if you cannot get a rise in one place you try another?

      Must be a new experience to get a post deleted, but suffice to say that there are some very sad individuals lurking about online.

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