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Being An Uncle Again

by Jonathan 2.0 Banned
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Although I was going through a difficult time ... (With my
illness) ... I found my Brother Dennis'
Wedding amazing.

I prayed for him and he completely smashed his speech
(In front of something like 300 People ...)
His Best Man absolutely rocked it as well.

I will always remember this song:


Jonathan.
: )
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    Sorry I forgot to add ... Dennis (my Brother) and his Wife (Valerie) are expecting a Baby.
    : )
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    NOW it makes sense - I kept thinking "didn't they get married a few months ago".... congratulations, uncle.
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      Thanks Kay: They're a very special Couple and I'm proud to be part of it.
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    My parents were so happy when I was born that they went out and got married.
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    "He not busy being born, is busy dying." - Bob Dylan • "I vibe with the light-dark point. Heavy." - Words that Bob Dylan wishes he had written.

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      Originally Posted by OptedIn View Post

      My parents were so happy when I was born that they went out and got married.
      But not to each other.
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      So that blind people can hate them as well.
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      • Profile picture of the author OptedIn
        Originally Posted by whateverpedia View Post

        But not to each other.
        I was going to add that old chestnut, but saw no reason to make my story untrue, just to increase its perceived humor.

        Project, much?
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      Originally Posted by OptedIn View Post

      My parents were so happy when I was born that they went out and got married.
      Oh, a shotgun wedding.

      Wonderful.
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      • Profile picture of the author OptedIn
        Originally Posted by yukon View Post

        Oh, a shotgun wedding.

        Wonderful.
        Reading is a prerequisite for comprehension.
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          Originally Posted by OptedIn View Post

          Reading is a prerequisite for comprehension.


          You had the gun?

          Ok, that makes more sense.
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      Originally Posted by OptedIn View Post

      My parents were so happy when I was born that they went out and got married.
      I didn't know it was legal to marry a sweat sock in 1933.
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      • Profile picture of the author whateverpedia
        Originally Posted by Dan Riffle View Post

        I didn't know it was legal to marry a sweat sock in 1933.
        His parents gave birth to a sweatsock in 1933. Then they got married. But not to each other.
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        Why do garden gnomes smell so bad?
        So that blind people can hate them as well.
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  • Profile picture of the author Princess Balestra
    It is with deep regret that I cast aside any misconception I may have harbored 'bout Off Topic bein' a conduit for base humor an' inconsequential ramblin' to ... to ...

    ... bust inta tears.

    *sniff*

    *snoof*

    *schnerf*

    Prolly hormonal, I guess -- but since whenevah did anywan get to be an uncle without them loveable squirt-outta-glando critters?
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