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You might be an IM'r if:

by TaiZ
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Inspired by the Recent IM LIFESTYLES thread, I thought I would post something fun, not sure if it's been done here before or not.

However..

You might be an IM'r if: (This is my list.. I could go on and on but I'll keep it at 16 lol)


  1. You Don't know what day of the week it is!
  2. You Have a spreadsheet documenting all of your gmail accounts and passwords.
  3. You Watch TV on MUTE so you can concentrate on reading a Post on the WF! (am I the only one that does this?)
  4. You can "read" the subliminal messages in TV Commercials and other general marketing Campaigns.
  5. You obsessively check your Clickbank Accounts / Paypal Accounts.
  6. You tell yourself that you will only check your accounts Once per day, but you can never stick to that game plan!
  7. You have purchased more then 5 domains.....last week!
  8. Your family just think you are "playing on the internet"
  9. You don't really work "5-10 hours" per week, it's more like 40-80!
  10. Internet Marketing gets in the way of School , Work , Social life... "I must finish this page copy tonight"
  11. You watch Infomercials to get good idea's for a video marketing campaign!
  12. You get REALLY confused on what to do when Tax Season comes around
  13. If you havent Made a sale within the last hour, you start to get really stressed out and you may think the Niche is dying out..causing you to start a new Marketing campaign with a new niche.
  14. You believe The Internet is the "New Real Estate"
  15. You would like to Thank Al Gore for "Creating the Internet"
  16. You have "ASked a question" on yahoo with a new yahoo account, and Answered it with a different new Yahoo account.. but you can't remember the username and password for the first yahoo account to mark the "choose best answer" LOL this just happened a few days ago actually I can't believe it.

Your Turn!
#imr
  • Profile picture of the author Vadym
    You're probably an IMer if you don't bother reading all of these. But work, instead.

    Thank god I'm just a copywriter.
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  • Profile picture of the author deanfz
    17 ... if your neighbours think that you are a criminal because you always stay at home but drive fancy cars and wear expensive clothes
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  • Profile picture of the author rapidscc
    LOL..Thanks for the laugh man.

    You're am IMer if:

    you work at home on your underwear.
    You can see the opportunity to make money in everything.
    When you write you focus more on the keywords.
    You keep on repeating certain keywords in your letters even if it's for a friend.
    When you can smell BS a mile away

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