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Claude's Crevasses


Players guess which one of Claude's folds of fat contains the most grains of rice.
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    Hide N Freak

    You hide, but Claude still finds you.
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    Riffle's Revenge

    You get punched by a garden gnome.
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    Operation!

    But in this limited edition Claude version, you have to surgetly remove dunuts.

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    Battleshit


    Players compete to stay in Porta-Pottys the longest without tapping out after Claude competes in the Wooster Chili Eating Contest.
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    Mandela

    You have to learn the lyrics to a song before they change for no apparent reason.
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    Cops and rubbers

    A game involving men dressed up in police costumes and condoms. Played every Thursday night at the Wooster Men's Bathhouse, Sauna and Feather Boa Emporium.
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    Tag(iscom)

    A game involving the palming of faces and desking of heads whenever Shane posts something about science, ghosts, psychics or "free energy".
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    Snakes and Ladders

    A game involving trouser snakes and torn pantyhose. (Tuesday nights at the Wooster Men's Bathhouse, Sauna and Feather Boa Emporium).
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    Chests

    A contest to see who has the biggest man boobs. (Monday nights at the WBS&FBE).
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    Dungeons And Drag Queens

    Transvestite S&M game. (Wednesday nights at the WBS&FBE).
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    Originally Posted by Kurt View Post

    Shabble


    Shane's version of Scrabble where words don't matter.
    Yeah, ok, it was 3am, and l was trying to perfect juggling my kittens in straitjacket routine.

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    A game involving the palming of faces and desking of heads whenever Shane posts something about science, ghosts, and psychics.
    I knew that you were going to say that!


    "Clueless".

    A game where players have to guess who did it by ignoring the clues, and evidence and convincing themselves that they are right to win the game.

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    Hungry Hungry Dotards

    It's just Hungry Hungry Hippos, but with Claude's face.
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    Gas Can Match Toss
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      Originally Posted by Dan Riffle View Post

      Gas Can Match Toss
      Ages 8 and up!

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    Warrior Forum

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  • Originally Posted by Kurt View Post

    Claude's Crevasses


    Players guess which one of Claude's folds of fat contains the most grains of rice.
    Grains of rice (There. I fixed it) ? I'll have you know that I've hidden portable TVs, whole frozen turkeys, and a bicycle in the folds of my fat, all at the same time.


    Dan Riffle used to pay rent for the fold of fat that covers my groin. That's where "Gnome odor" comes from.

    "Punch a cabbie". A game where you ask a cabbie what their name is, and if they say Kurt Melvin...you punch them in the face.
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      Originally Posted by Claude Whitacre View Post

      Gains of rice? I'll have you know that I've hidden portable TVs, whole frozen turkeys, and a bicycle in the folds of my fat, all at the same time.
      "Gains" of rice? Are you playing Shabble with Shane again where words don't matter? BTW, having rice and small appliances hidden in your folds of fat aren't mutually exclusive.

      "Punch a cabbie". A game where you ask a cabbie what their name is, and if they say Kurt Melvin...you punch them in the face.
      I agree, that's a bad idea for a game.
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      • Originally Posted by Kurt View Post

        "Gains" of rice? Are you playing Shabble with Shane again where words don't matter? BTW, having rice and small appliances hidden in your folds of fat aren't mutually exclusive.
        I hate you.

        OK, I admit it..I use rice in the folds of my fat to keep the sweat down. Holding appliances in your folds of fat can make you sweaty. But you are body shaming me, and that makes me sweat even more.

        There! I hope you feel better.

        And it's not Shabble, it's Babble, and I was playing with Bane. Stop slurring your words.
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    Sweeper Store

    Simulation game where you open a run a vacuum cleaner store with pricing based on Apple Computers

    Pin The Tale On The Chunky

    A strategy game where you try and frame a prominent local businessman in Wooster with sexual harassment charges
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    Suffocation - The David Carradine Special Celebrity Edition
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    Originally Posted by Kurt View Post

    "Gains" of rice? Are you playing Shabble with Shane again where words don't matter? BTW, having rice and small appliances hidden in your folds of fat aren't mutually exclusive.

    I agree, that's a bad idea for a game.
    I hate you also!



    Although Claude has a new game coming out called Pictionarey.

    And well, not pretty what the kids have to draw, but it has a health warning and ages 50+.

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    HAM


    Charades where players act out the clues in the acting style of William Shatner.
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    Walking Tall

    A game to see who can balance the longest in outrageously high heeled platform shoes and beat the current champion: Dan Riffle.
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    Second Guess The President

    A game designed to be impossible to win because he has no idea of what he's going to say next either.
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    Originally Posted by Kurt View Post

    You and Claude sporased maketti bonzard. Hey! I just scored 79 points in Shabble!
    No, sorry that was Mandela Shabble, so you got 5 points!

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    The Claude Whitacre Seminar With Free Food Game

    Required for game: An empty stomach, Pepto Bismol & Earplugs
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      Originally Posted by Kurt View Post

      The Claude Chia Pet - only comes with one seed.
      And it will only grow from a mole on his back.
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        Originally Posted by Dan Riffle View Post

        And it will only grow from a mole on his back.
        Not unless you get the Russian version, then it is two moles on his back.

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          Originally Posted by tagiscom View Post

          Not unless you get the Russian version, then it is two moles on his back.

          The Russian version of the Claude Chia Pet prefers to be "watered" by a couple of Russian hookers.
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            Originally Posted by Kurt View Post

            The Russian version of the Claude Chia Pet prefers to be "watered" by a couple of Russian hookers.
            The version made in Chernobyl is a limited edition version with moles only.

            Pregnant women, Tunik's and sweaty, overweight, salivating individuals with an unnatural addiction to dunut's are advised not to eat the moles, (so mole shakes are definitely out).

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