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Has anybody seen any strange, funny stories in the news lately? Here's one of my favorites out of my local newspaper (I'm paraphrasing since I don't remember the exact wording my newspaper used):
On the University of Florida's web page, you will find disaster preparedness plans for hurricanes, pandemics...and zombies. According to the zombie preparedness plan, signs of an attack of "flesh-eating, apparently life-impaired individuals" include "documentation of lots of strange moaning." The University of Florida apparently wants you to be prepared for any disaster, including a Night of the Zombies, however unexpected it might seem.
On the University of Florida's web page, you will find disaster preparedness plans for hurricanes, pandemics...and zombies. According to the zombie preparedness plan, signs of an attack of "flesh-eating, apparently life-impaired individuals" include "documentation of lots of strange moaning." The University of Florida apparently wants you to be prepared for any disaster, including a Night of the Zombies, however unexpected it might seem.
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