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Mystery cow baffles chief

by tagiscom
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Mystery cow baffles chief - ManicaPost

"This is happening in Mambondiyani Village. What is happening is that when this cow is taken out of the kraal in the morning destined for the grazing pastures it starts complaining that the herd is being released late to feed. It complains of hunger and immediately demands water. On the way to the grazing pastures, the cow in question leads the herd. When the herd boy directs the cattle to a certain grazing land, the cow in question quickly complains, telling the herd boy in his face that he was taking them to dry pastures."

Chief Zimunya said the cow was behaving like a person with normal reasoning capacity.
I believe that l have milked this one.

I won't udder another word, lol.

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    the herd boy is a cow whisperer

    Holy cow
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      Originally Posted by Odahh View Post

      the herd boy is a cow whisperer

      Holy cow
      Yes, why don't they just leave the cow alone and put her on the advertising milk circuit?

      "I am a Cow, so l should Know" rings a bell, lol.

      They could use this cow, until the rest come home.

      Either that or conduct an interview, and ask the usual cow questions, "does it hurt when milked", and "what is the meaning of life".

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    I don't get this one, but l would if l could.

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