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Happy Birthday

by OptedIn
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To, me!

Still kickin' like a chicken and getting better with each passing day.

Oh, it's Honey's birthday, today, too. Sh's getting groomed at this very moment and then will be having a big party with all of her friends at doggie daycare. Lots of pictures and pupcakes for her to enjoy. She's such a beautiful girl. Five years old, today. Lots of gifts for my little girl, too.



I'm not doing anything special, today - but tomorrow night my best client (the one that won't let me fully retire) is taking me to Martarano's at Harrah's Casino in Atlantic city. I've heard incredible things about this restaurant, but I am wary of any place that calls pasta sauce, 'gravy." Gravy is what you put on roast beef.

If you live in Bayonne and wear a wife-beater t-shirt, even in the winter, then yeah - it's gravy, douche bag. And your sister's moustache needs bleaching.

Ridiculous!

https://www.caesars.com/harrahs-ac/r...o#.W8C5xlL0Vdk

Optie

P.S. PM me for my address to send gift cards.
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      Originally Posted by Bahman Ansari View Post

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    Originally Posted by OptedIn View Post

    To, me!

    Still kickin' like a chicken and getting better with each passing day.

    Oh, it's Honey's birthday, today, too. Sh's getting groomed at this very moment and then will be having a big party with all of her friends at doggie daycare. Lots of pictures and pupcakes for her to enjoy. She's such a beautiful girl.
    I'm not doing anything special, today - but tomorrow night my best client

    P.S. PM me for my address to send gift cards.
    Happy Birthday Frank and Honey have a fun at the daycare party and enjoy A/C tomorrow.
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    • Profile picture of the author OptedIn
      Originally Posted by DWolfe View Post

      Happy Birthday Frank and Honey have a fun at the daycare party and enjoy A/C tomorrow.
      Thank so much. I'm sure Honey had a blast. Leaving to pick her up, momentarily. Doubt she'll want to leave, today.

      I'll enjoy AC for sure, tomorrow. I love it when someone else drives so I can get a small buzz-on. I don't ask for much. :-)
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  • Profile picture of the author Kay King
    Honey is such a cutie - I thought of your birthday earlier but was out in the middle of the woods at the time.....got back and saw you'd started the party.




    haaaaaapppyyyyy biiirrrrthhhhhhhhdaaaaayyyyyyyyyyy to.....U.


    if you are good at daycare - maybe they'll let you have a pupcake, too...
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    • Profile picture of the author OptedIn
      Originally Posted by Kay King View Post

      Frank you are such a cutie -
      Edited for precision.

      I thought of your birthday earlier but was out in the middle of the woods at the time.....got back and saw you'd started the party.
      I though you had forgotten me. lol

      haaaaaapppyyyyy biiirrrrthhhhhhhhdaaaaayyyyyyyyyyy to.....U.
      It has been a very good day. Well, until my mother called and mentioned that she thinks she's, "Ready for the bone yard." lol

      if you are good at daycare - maybe they'll let you have a pupcake, too...
      I'm concerned about Honey's weight. The pupcakes she came home with are mine. All mine!!!

      Honey goes to the vet, tomorrow and then back to day care to be boarded, tomorrow night so I can go to AC for dinner. My vet tells me to bring her every year, but I won't have any of that. Six months is plenty of time between physicals. Do you know why? Because one day you bring your dog to the vet for an annual check-up and the vet says, "I have bad news. If you had only brought her in 6 months ago, we might have been able to save her. I'm so sorry."

      One thing I'm proud of. At her last 5 visits, she has lost one pound at each one. Do you have any idea how hard that is to accomplish? I'm so proud of myself. That's another great thing about daycare, three days a week. Honey is the most rambunctious dog that they care for. She's a hoot. Has never so much a growled at another dog.

      She is the joy of my life. An amazing creature.

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      • Profile picture of the author Fabian Boleslaw
        Your cute dog and her scarf seems to be a bit ambivalent, right? love both
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        • Profile picture of the author OptedIn
          Originally Posted by Fabian Boleslaw View Post

          Your cute dog and her scarf seems to be a bit ambivalent, right?
          I have no idea what that means. :-)
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  • Profile picture of the author Frank Donovan
    Happy Birthday, you proud and regal specimen. Your very existence clearly brings happiness to all you encounter. May you live to enjoy many more fruitful years.


    Oh, and you have a good day too, Frank.
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    • Profile picture of the author OptedIn
      Originally Posted by Frank Donovan View Post

      Happy Birthday, you proud and regal specimen. Your very existence clearly brings happiness to all you encounter. May you live to enjoy many more fruitful years.
      I will pass your good wishes on to Honey. :-)

      Oh, and you have a good day too, Frank.
      Any day I wake-up before my first bowel movement is a very good day, indeed.

      Thank you.
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  • Profile picture of the author Jane Johnson
    Happy birthday!
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    • Profile picture of the author OptedIn
      Originally Posted by Jane Johnson View Post

      Happy birthday!
      Thank you, very much. :-)
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  • Profile picture of the author tagiscom
    Have a good one Frank, and enjoy your ride.

    My Mother is having her 79th birthday today, so it will probably be a choice between one Nursery in the hills or a more distant one.

    Price of fame.

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  • Profile picture of the author Princess Balestra
    A birthday?


    Here on WF?


    *squee!*



    *squee!*



    *squee!*


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  • Profile picture of the author isadora88
    It's so beautiful, Happy birthday to Honey
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    But that is how it goes, coupla days after your birthday, I guess.

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    tbh I would wanna say CUTE POOCH (bcs actschwlly ... cute pooch) before foreshadowin' sum forum virgin-cum-vaaahpire says

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  • Profile picture of the author Pamela123
    woooooooooooowwwww!!! Many many happy returns of the day . Honey is so cute.

    Now, can we get an invitation to Honey's birthday?
    Live long Honey!
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  • Profile picture of the author kohjihondrade
    Happy birthday! Belated happy birthday. May all your dreams come true.
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  • Profile picture of the author websolute9696
    honey is looking so beautiful like a groom happy birth day.
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  • Profile picture of the author تابلو سازی نیکان
    Not just a year older, but a year better.'happy birth day'

    wish you a day brings the best in life for you.

    may life lead u to great happiness and success.

    have a lovely birth day.
    I may not be by your side, celebrating your special day with you.

    But I want you to know

    that I am thinking of you
    تابلو سازی
    and wishing you a wonderful birthday!
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