Where are you from and what do you do ?

7 years ago

Right now you're in the Off Topic section of this site.

Down here we don't take much seriously and like to have a laugh. Although your question was asked in good faith, a lot of the answers you'll get are not going to be at the same level of seriousness you intended.

I'll get the ball rolling:

For a living I punch garden gnomes in the face and after hours I volunteer for a charity organisation that pokes fun at vacuum cleaner salesmen.

(I can guarantee you that won't be the silliest answer you get to your question. But that's how we roll in the OT Forum).

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lanfear63

7 years ago

Originally Posted by whateverpedia

Right now you're in the Off Topic section of this site.

Down here we don't take much seriously and like to have a laugh. Although your question was asked in good faith, a lot of the answers you'll get are not going to be at the same level of seriousness you intended.

I'll get the ball rolling:

For a living I punch garden gnomes in the face and after hours I volunteer for a charity organisation that pokes fun at vacuum cleaner salesmen.

(I can guarantee you that won't be the silliest answer you get to your question. But that's how we roll in the OT Forum).

I run the organization that pokes fun at Vacuum Cleaner Salesmen

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sanakhan23

7 years ago

Hello, My name is Sana and i am a writer. Now i have started learning about digital marketing

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fouadooss 7 years ago

good work you are freelancer
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Dan Riffle

7 years ago

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Odahh

7 years ago

i'm a character ..currently hiding in plane sight playing a somewhat regular person

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tagiscom

7 years ago

Originally Posted by whateverpedia

For a living I punch garden gnomes in the face and after hours I volunteer for a charity organisation that pokes fun at vacuum cleaner salesmen.
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Originally Posted by lanfear63

I run the organization that pokes fun at Vacuum Cleaner Salesmen

That's noth'in, l am putting together an IPO, for my new company, "The Poke and Vac Corporation".

I already have massive funding, from disgruntled home owners who have had sweaty, overweight, sloppy and with an evil grin vacuum cleaner salesmen put their foot in their doors, and try to sell them one.

We are also moving into a new field, "vacuum security are us" where we have 4 drones circling the house, each with a HD camera and box of donuts, (we have found through testing, that a carrot is better than electrocution).

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JC Herrera

7 years ago

So nice to hear everyone is fulfilling their life ambitions while I'm still trying to sell heating products. Tell me, is the vacuum sales industry a good business?

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Canyon

7 years ago

I'm from USA, California, and I'm a web dev

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OptedIn

7 years ago

I am Lucifer. I am from Hades. I created Internet Marketing.

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tagiscom 7 years ago

Originally Posted by OptedIn

I am Lucifer. I am from Hades. I created Internet Marketing.

I thought that you created Twitter?
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- lanfear63 7 years ago
  
  Originally Posted by tagiscom
  
  I thought that you created Twitter?
  
  I agree, that's what Twit's do
  
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- OptedIn 7 years ago
  
  Originally Posted by tagiscom
  
  I thought that you created Twitter?
  
  Wrong. Even Lucifer has standards.
  
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fastreplies 7 years ago

Originally Posted by OptedIn

I am Lucifer. I am from Hades. I created Internet Marketing.

Perfect Mr. Lucifer
Would you like to partner with me in my new adventure to sell hard boiled eggs bouillon?

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- OptedIn 7 years ago
  
  Originally Posted by fastreplies
  
  Perfect Mr. Lucifer
  Would you like to partner with me in my new adventure to sell hard boiled eggs bouillon?
  
  Sorry. I am a one-man band and I do not play well with others.
  
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  fastreplies 7 years ago
  
  Originally Posted by OptedIn
  
  Sorry. I am a one-man band and I do not play well with others.
  
  Not even for one of the kind, world's first "Hard Boiled Eggs Bouillon"?
  
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  OptedIn 7 years ago
  
  Originally Posted by fastreplies
  
  Not even for one of the kind, world's first "Hard Boiled Eggs Bouillon"?
  
  As enticing as your offer may be, Lucifer must indubitably, maintain his stance,
  
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Ember Leona 7 years ago

My names ember and I think my mom was possessed by the devil when she tried to feed me castor oil also the orbs harass me and I am stalked by squidaleons and alternate futures try to kill me on a daily basis. Im not crazy but the government totally took away all my rights and left me unemployable and badly bruised with a head injury I owe 10K to UCSD hospital. I want to file a lawsuits for a living and make a killing without being murdered.

I shouldnt have invented the flux capacitor tiny.cc/faradayrim because the government is now time controlling my life.
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- tagiscom 7 years ago
  
  Originally Posted by Ember Leona
  
  I shouldnt have invented the flux capacitor tiny.cc/faradayrim because the government is now time controlling my life.
  
  Yeah, l hate that.
  
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Jeffery

7 years ago

I am from the "Dark Side of Internet Marketing" because we haven't paid the electric bill.

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Kurt

7 years ago

I'm Kurt, from parts unknown. I point out the unlimited supply of Claude's faults, weaknesses and glaring imperfections.

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Claude Whitacre 7 years ago

Originally Posted by Kurt

I'm Kurt, from parts unknown..

I agree that it's better that your parts are unknown.
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- OptedIn 7 years ago
  
  Originally Posted by Claude Whitacre
  
  I agree that it's better that your parts are unknown.
  
  I agree that it's better that your parts are untouched, seeing as how they are unwashed.
  
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  Originally Posted by Claude Whitacre
  
  I agree that it's better that your parts are unknown.
  
  Another example of Claude's glaring imperfections...
  
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ryanbiddulph

7 years ago

Hi JC.

I am from the US, live all over the world and blog a lil bit.

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spartan14

7 years ago

Me i am from Romania but i move in UK i have a job but i work also as an affiliate marketar . I work in my house by also from starbucks .My dream its to travel around world

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DWolfe 7 years ago

Originally Posted by spartan14

i have a job I work in starbucks.

Fixed it for you.
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shaon09s

7 years ago

i am from Bangladesh. i do email marketing. also know graphics design.

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Bortnite

7 years ago

I am from the UK and I am a steward for stadiums.

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7 years ago

I am an AMERICAN from Texas. I currently make YT videos.

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career123

7 years ago

I currently live in the USA in the state known as NY.

I own 3 blogs and I make quite alot from all of them.

I want to move into another country and make a youtube channel.

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OptedIn 7 years ago

Originally Posted by career123

I own 3 blogs and I make quite alot from all of them.

Uh-huh. Well, it's good to know that there's at least one blogger on the planet that's raking it in. :-)
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digitalsamyak

7 years ago

I am professional digital marketer from India

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nf2458

7 years ago

Im from New York and im an affiliate marketer

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JC Herrera 7 years ago

Hello New Yorker! How is life in the big apple?
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kevinhq

7 years ago

I am web developer, mainly work with Ruby on Rails since 2012. But also had some decent experience with WordPress.

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Alanguese

7 years ago

I'm from thailand but live at vietnam , programmer and web developer )))

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JC Herrera 7 years ago

Hi. I was in your country for holiday and found your people to be very friendly. I truly enjoyed it.
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Tanluck

7 years ago

Hi!

It's nice to meet you.

I live in Russia, Moscow.
I'm 30 years old and an aspiring blogger.

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Anggapermana

7 years ago

hi, i am from indonesia 24 years old. me too run an website that sell printers large format

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Kay King

7 years ago

Iam born on the natural beauty of bangladesh,, and now I still live in USA.

....but sitll posting from Bangladesh, I see.

If you are going to claim to live in a country - would be good to spell it correctly.

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Riccur

7 years ago

I am from the United States. I usually just spend my time looking for opportunities to make money. Welcome to the Gig Economy.

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Ronish Baxter

7 years ago

I am from India. I am an entrepreneur and working in Blockchain technology. Interested in Digital marketing strategies.

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BlueTexas

7 years ago

Nice reading through off toipc

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sweetsuniques

7 years ago

Hello, my name is Sweets I live in the USA. I am currently a customer service supervisor. Getting my degree in literature, photography and business management with an emphasis on marketing. I am currently building an online boutique where I sell jewelry and other accessories for both men and women.

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anthonyvilla

7 years ago

I'm from New York and I'm doing affiliate marketing and just trying to build up my email list right now

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ninosem

7 years ago

I am from Slovenia and make living online for last 5 years....
I also travel a lot. Mostly I do affiliate marketing and sell a advertisement space... (soloa ds)

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joren 7 years ago

I will check it out Ninosem, but from experience I know that sounds impossible.
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Kelly Kinne

7 years ago

I'm US-based and provide secured real estate loans to small business owners. 2nd, third position liens on property.

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Theonlineboy

7 years ago

Hey , I'm sree .
I do designs websites , currently trying to get a degree and working for nice company with idiotic senior of mine who eats my head all day.

Cheers

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tagiscom

7 years ago

Originally Posted by Theonlineboy

Hey , I'm sree .
I do designs websites , currently trying to get a degree and working for nice company with idiotic senior of mine who eats my head all day.

Cheers

Dam Zombies are everywhere.

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zainsultan

7 years ago

I'm from Pakistan and living in UK.

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JC Herrera 7 years ago

That must be quite a cultural change for you.
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Echowilliams

7 years ago

I am Echowilliams, a graphics designer and also a Review writer. I can post and write any review.

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andersonmarks

7 years ago

Usa, web developer

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johnsteve4129

7 years ago

My self John Steve from pakistan and Running Business Innova Networks and Give experties to students in SEO. SEO Training in Lahore

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Golgrer

7 years ago

I'm US-based too)

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7 years ago

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OptedIn 7 years ago

Originally Posted by Trice

I am a student and currently reading a lot of books. I also part-time blog and pump gas.

You forgot to mention that you post cloaked affiliate links. Nice, try!
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