Feed Your Friends With Autonomous Chest-Mounted Robot Arms

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https://spectrum.ieee.org/automaton/...ted-robot-arms

https://www.youtube.com/watch?time_c...&v=iBW2D9ghaak

I know, l know, we all assume that Claude has several, but not so, his cats have that task.

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  • Profile picture of the author Kurt
    Shane you're going to have to start paying me to post videos for you...

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    • Profile picture of the author tagiscom
      Originally Posted by Kurt View Post

      Shane you're going to have to start paying me to post videos for you...

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      Thanks Kurt, appreciate it. And when someone posts something that won't show up, l just tend to edit and then save and it magically appears.

      But you are right, payment is due, the first kitten is in the post, lol.

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    • Profile picture of the author Claude Whitacre
      Originally Posted by Kurt View Post

      Shane you're going to have to start paying me to post videos for you...

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      Genius...absolute genius....I'm sure the inventor is a very stable genius at that.

      An invention for people who are so fat that they cannot lift their arm to their face...

      Of course, I have to have one..in XXXXL.
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      • Profile picture of the author lanfear63
        Originally Posted by Claude Whitacre View Post

        Genius...absolute genius....I'm sure the inventor is a very stable genius at that.

        An invention for people who are so fat that they cannot lift their arm to their face...

        Of course, I have to have one..in XXXXL.
        I think this is being made by Cyberdine Systems. Which may lead to the Termiwaiter

        "Come with me if you want to eat", "I'll be back.. with a Pizza", "Asta La Friskies..Pussy", "Talk to the Hand..made chocolates"

        Very worrying
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      • Profile picture of the author tagiscom
        Originally Posted by Claude Whitacre View Post

        Genius...absolute genius....I'm sure the inventor is a very stable genius at that.

        An invention for people who are so fat that they cannot lift their arm to their face...

        Of course, I have to have one..in XXXXL.
        Arrrm, ok, l hate to tell you Claude but Kurt didn't post this.

        My apologies to your cats, l know how temperamental they can get at feeding time.

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    what was i saying in the other thread about what would actually qualify as a sex robot ..

    just need a low cost robotic arm ..with a habe that can work male organs ..or hold a toy ..

    hell with machine learning the concept of the robot arm making choices based of positive facial responses ..

    guess the sister invention from this apparent Japanese company ..might be arm-a-dong
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    • Profile picture of the author lanfear63
      Originally Posted by Odahh View Post

      what was i saying in the other thread about what would actually qualify as a sex robot ..

      just need a low cost robotic arm ..with a habe that can work male organs ..or hold a toy ..

      hell with machine learning the concept of the robot arm making choices based of positive facial responses ..

      guess the sister invention from this apparent Japanese company ..might be arm-a-dong
      If the robotic hand squeezes too tightly it could be Armagedong
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      • Profile picture of the author Claude Whitacre
        Originally Posted by lanfear63 View Post

        If the robotic hand squeezes too tightly it could be Armagedong
        OK,...that was incredibly well thought out.

        I just wish someone funnier would have said it.
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        • Profile picture of the author whateverpedia
          Originally Posted by Claude Whitacre View Post

          I just wish someone funnier would have said it.
          If the robotic hand squeezes too tightly it could be Armagedong.

          There you go, ask and ye shall receive.
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          • Profile picture of the author Claude Whitacre
            Originally Posted by whateverpedia View Post

            If the robotic hand squeezes too tightly it could be Armagedong.

            There you go, ask and ye shall receive.
            If the robotic hand squeezes too tightly it could be Armagedong





            My wish finally came true.
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  • So ... whaaat?

    My nipples be incarcerated by Way Stoopid Tech so I can offer zero succor?

    FFS, who needs Armagedong whenya got Teatal Oblivion?

    So plz can I get an option on mountin' the mechanical arms between navel an' fanjo?

    That way I can max out on flauntin' my nourishin' topdeck exotica while keepin' practically prehensile fingertech downsweet where I can keep an' eye on what it's dowin'.

    Best part?

    When ima fixin' my hair in the queue at the store, I don't gotta get distracted pokin' no slowcoach loser in the butt.

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