What do you say to get rid of holiday guests that are driving you nuts?
"Goodwill", "'Tis the season", "Peace on Earth": Those are all truly wonderful thoughts; but after eating too much, overspending, and getting fed up with phony salesclerks...there comes a time when we remember why we only get together with certain family members once or twice a year.
In the spirit of the upcoming season, I thought it would be a grand idea if we could come up with things to say to get people to leave without making them feel bad, and without being rude.
While a simple and direct approach works best in theory, I'm confident Warriors can come up with lines we can all use in the weeks to come.
To be fair, I'll start...
"I can't believe we were able to get the exterminator to fumigate at 6pm on Thanksgiving".
Of course you'd change the day and time to suit your situation. You can add to the festivities by having an accomplice come by in a hazmat suit at the appointed time, covering up any food containers, putting sheets over your home elctronics, etc.
How about it Warriors? I'm sure your creative minds can do better than my dry attempt.
All the best,
Michael
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