Worst Sci Fi Movies, No Not That One...

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Lobster Man From Mars, 1989, l dunno, has to be a doc,.

The only form of life that could survive on Mars, would be a giant crab - scientist about half way in the trailer
And he says this with a straight face, now that is acting.

If anyone here can top, lobster men on Mars, l will be stunned, and relieved, lol.

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  • Profile picture of the author Jeffery
    Lobster Man From Mars, 1986
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      Originally Posted by Jeffery View Post

      Lobster Man From Mars, 1986
      It's an Avengers movie. John Steed is in it, but no Pussy Galore
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    Originally Posted by tagiscom View Post

    Lobster Man from Mars - trailer - YouTube

    Lobster Man From Mars, 1989, l dunno, has to be a doc,.



    And he says this with a straight face, now that is acting.

    If anyone here can top, lobster men on Mars, l will be stunned, and relieved, lol.

    It has Tony Curtis and Billy Barty...how bad can it be?
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  • Profile picture of the author tagiscom
    Originally Posted by Jeffery View Post

    Lobster Man From Mars, 1986
    This is the trailer for the 1989 film Lobster Man From Mars
    You have to be more specific Jeffery, l got this from the video imfo,.

    Originally Posted by lanfear63 View Post

    It's an Avengers movie. John Steed is in it, but no Pussy Galore
    No but it does have a cute, flying alien.

    Originally Posted by Kurt View Post

    It has Tony Curtis and Billy Barty...how bad can it be?
    Yes, it has an attractive woman, that looks like she came out of the Grease movie, the Martian scientist, that looks like a Star Wars masters, Boris Carloff throwback, a rather cute but evil, flying alien, disingrator, (l know l didn't spell it right) guns and seriously terrible, UFO's on fishing wire, and the Twilight Zone commentary.

    This movie has it all, and would certainly give a Claude production cause for concern.

    Plenty more unfortunately.


    A half man, dinosaur, ok.

    It seems that crabs, (possibly from Mars) is an ongoing problem.


    As is, Special affects budgets.


    This one is recent, or hasn't hit the cinema's yet, and l hate to say it but it doesn't look half bad, (the critics will probably trash it, since it lacks a complex story, and doesn't have any 1000 year old aliens, with an accent you need a knife for, and grabs her teddy regularly).

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      Originally Posted by tagiscom View Post


      It seems that crabs, (possibly from Mars) is an ongoing problem.

      QUEEN CRAB - Official Trailer - Wild Eye - YouTube


      Claude caught a bad case of queen crabs from the toilet seat in the bathroom at the Wooster All Male Nude Bathhouse and Racquet Club.
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        Originally Posted by Kurt View Post

        Claude gave everyone else a bad case of queen crabs in the bathroom at the Wooster All Male Nude Bathhouse and Racquet Club.
        Fixed that for you.
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        Originally Posted by Kurt View Post

        Claude caught a bad case of queen crabs from the toilet seat in the bathroom at the Wooster All Male Nude Bathhouse and Racquet Club.
        Fake news. Claude would never join a raquet club.
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          Originally Posted by Dan Riffle View Post

          Fake news. Claude would never join a raquet club.
          He makes a racket when you hit his balls though.
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            Originally Posted by whateverpedia View Post

            He makes a racket when you hit his balls though.
            To target areas like that they use Shuttlecocks
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          Originally Posted by Dan Riffle View Post

          Fake news. Claude would never join a raquet club.
          Oh contraire...he wants to be the ball boy.
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      Originally Posted by tagiscom View Post

      You have to be more specific Jeffery, l got this from the video imfo,.

      Made you look <joking w/you>
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        Originally Posted by Jeffery View Post

        Made you look <joking w/you>
        Clever Jeffery.

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    94.7% of SciFi movies are rubbish.
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    Not a movie. A T.V. series.. The Orville Season 2 Episode 2. Can't stand it.


    Don't get me wrong. Love The Orville (so far) except for S02E02, Had high expectations after Season 1. Watched E03 yesterday and it was good.
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  • Profile picture of the author tagiscom
    Originally Posted by Jeffery View Post

    Not a movie. A T.V. series.. The Orville Season 2 Episode 2. Can't stand it.

    Don't get me wrong. Love The Orville (so far) except for S02E02, Had high expectations after Season 1. Watched E03 yesterday and it was good.
    Yep tend to agree, but some parts of E2, where fricking hilarious, which almost made up for the holo-orgy.

    03 was good, although, and give it time and l expect that the elephant in the room, (ahem) will be shown the nearest paddock.


    04 Good story, and don't mess with people that have a healthy diet, lol.


    S03 also had two well known's from previous star trek series, one was obvious and the other less obvious.

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    Originally Posted by Jeffery View Post

    Not a movie. A T.V. series.. The Orville Season 2 Episode 2. Can't stand it.

    Don't get me wrong. Love The Orville (so far) except for S02E02, Had high expectations after Season 1. Watched E03 yesterday and it was good.
    Originally Posted by tagiscom View Post

    Yep tend to agree, but some parts of E2, where fricking hilarious, which almost made up for the holo-orgy.

    03 was good, although, and give it time and l expect that the elephant in the room, (ahem) will be shown the nearest paddock.


    04 Good story, and don't mess with people that have a healthy diet, lol.


    S03 also had two well known's from previous star trek series, one was obvious and the other less obvious.


    Agreed. The most significant thing I took from 02 (think it was 02) was the security cutie is no more. Real potential.


    The elephant is her replacement right? First time I saw him I thought that won't last long. Oh I think you mean airlock instead of padlock? Thats funny.


    Yeah, the well knowns from the previous series was a nice touch. Enjoyed that.


    Oh, I wonder why the elephant guy is a security officer? Maybe he changes into something with super powers when enforcing threats?
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  • Profile picture of the author Daniel Evans
    IO on Netflix scored circa 5 on imdb, but I quite enjoyed it even though it was slow.



    It might have something to do with it featuring Chopins Nocture No2 - the finest tune I've ever heard.


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    • Profile picture of the author tagiscom
      Originally Posted by Daniel Evans View Post

      IO on Netflix scored circa 5 on imdb, but I quite enjoyed it even though it was slow.

      It might have something to do with it featuring Chopins Nocture No2 - the finest tune I've ever heard.

      IO | Official Trailer [HD] | Netflix - YouTube
      Doesn't look too bad, a bit like Oblivion/Planet of the apes/Omega man.

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      • Profile picture of the author Basadhi
        Agree with u, it is very similar to the characters of Oblivion 4 .. I think this film served as the beginning for the developers of Bethesda..
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    It seems to me that this unfortunate film is remade to a modern motive .. And it looks very nice even, the idea is interesting!
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  • Profile picture of the author tagiscom
    Originally Posted by Jeffery View Post

    Agreed. The most significant thing I took from 02 (think it was 02) was the security cutie is no more. Real potential.

    The elephant is her replacement right? First time I saw him I thought that won't last long. Oh I think you mean airlock instead of padlock? Thats funny.

    Yeah, the well knowns from the previous series was a nice touch. Enjoyed that.

    Oh, I wonder why the elephant guy is a security officer? Maybe he changes into something with super powers when enforcing threats?
    Arrrgg, spoiler alert, ok, since the cat is out of the bag,...,...arrr no, SE2, E2, was the Boris Broakback Holo-Orgy Mountain one, three was when the cute security officer does a runner.

    And true real potential, SE1, last few episodes when she trapped herself in the holodeck was one of the best all up.

    Yea slobbery elephant security guard, which was obviously highly recommended so the previous employers could get rid of him, yeah, he is as bad as Kirra in Deep Space Nine, or chief of security wearing that on her ear, (pretty unlikely, as is a easy to pull trunk).

    True, good to see a few well knowns, and with no radiation jelly to deal with , lol.

    The dock out of Enterprize has been in Stargate as well, last time he was making jokes about the old star trek series.

    I personally expect that the elephant guy is temporary, and is there as a comedy relief than anything else, and sure he may excel in a fight, but will probably be written out before long.

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  • Profile picture of the author tagiscom
    But it gets, better or is that worse.

    But this is a Mars ghost, so....

    A few well known actors, which is a surprize, and at least some of it is accurate.



    But will l see this, probably not, a Deadpool Xmas is on my rental list.
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