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Latest internet craze has people throwing cheese at unsuspecting babies

by tagiscom
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Latest craze, l guess that the stiff as a board inbetween tables didn't work out or the scaling buildings and trains.

https://whdh.com/news/latest-interne...ecting-babies/

I recognize one of the baby's from the Windows 10, promo video, so that explains one, but doing this when the baby is sleeping?

Might be a pretty dumb thing and lead to deaths and court cases.

I know the case will be full of holes, and the jury will be waiting with baited breath.

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  • Profile picture of the author whateverpedia
    Nowhere near as much fun as throwing poop at vacuum cleaner salesmen or fists at garden gnomes.
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  • Profile picture of the author Kay King
    lead to deaths and court cases.

    dramatize much? LOL



    It's stupid - they throw slices of American 'cheese product' - it's done only to 'video' something ....personally, I think parents that put videos of their kids online are really stupid.



    It's been in the 'trash' news for quite some time. Why on earth would we care about it?
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    • Profile picture of the author tagiscom
      Originally Posted by Kay King View Post

      dramatize much? LOL

      It's stupid - they throw slices of American 'cheese product' - it's done only to 'video' something ....personally, I think parents that put videos of their kids online are really stupid.

      It's been in the 'trash' news for quite some time. Why on earth would we care about it?
      I wouldn't know but l hear about baby's keeling over when their heads are in a puddle for too long and such, so...

      You know Kay someones trash, is,.....never mind.

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    It took a long time to get those horrifying images of the notorious Babybel Bombings out of my head..and now this.
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    >Re: Latest internet craze has people throwing cheese at unsuspecting babies

    As if Claude needs any more motivation to wear diapers...
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      Originally Posted by Kurt View Post

      >Re: Latest internet craze has people throwing cheese at unsuspecting babies

      As if Claude needs any more motivation to wear diapers...

      I wear diapers, have lost my hair, and cry every night. The only thing that's missing is the breast feeding.

      My wife just said "Not a chance". So that's my life in a nutshell.
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        Originally Posted by Claude Whitacre View Post

        I wear diapers, have lost my hair, and cry every night. The only thing that's missing is the breast feeding.

        My wife just said "Not a chance". So that's my life in a nutshell.
        Not had that pleasure since I was a baby. I thought my luck was in once when I started dating a well endowed girl called Candy...Turned out to be Milk Duds
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    [QUOTE] hear about baby's keeling over when their heads are in a puddle for too long and such, so.../QUOTE]


    ,,,uh....right....


    If this story is anyone's treasure - not someone I want to meet.
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    In 30 years, somebody's Supreme Court nomination is going to get absolutely destroyed by this...
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    Cracked me up. Will that be the 'child abusing parent' or the kid who was 'deprived of oxygen by cheese?'
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      Originally Posted by Kay King View Post

      Cracked me up. Will that be the 'child abusing parent' or the kid who was 'deprived of oxygen by cheese?'
      Probably attempted murder because the cheese used wasn't organic from grassfed cows from a local farm.
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      • Profile picture of the author Claude Whitacre
        Originally Posted by Dan Riffle View Post

        Probably attempted murder because the cheese used wasn't organic from grassfed cows from a local farm.
        The cows were fed only organic grass...and the farmers wore sandals and snacked on Granola bars.. And...the farms were part of a co-op where money is thought of as evil.
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    ....and no flatulence?
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  • Profile picture of the author tagiscom
    Originally Posted by Dan Riffle View Post

    Probably attempted murder because the cheese used wasn't organic from grassfed cows from a local farm.
    Each cow corked and painted white to deflect sunlight!

    https://www.thejournal.ie/baby-drown...26978-May2013/

    It doesn't take much, and unlikely that the baby will be overcome with fear with a cheese slice on its face, but it is a potentially stupid act.


    Cats are smart enough to handle it.

    And ddgs...


    Dammit!



    PS cats are still smarter though.
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    The thing is, are babies truly unsuspecting about imminent cheese attacks. Baby Thinks: Highly improbable chance of cheese ever being thrown at me, I don't really know what cheese is and don't even know it's name, so how could I be thinking this? But then, I got egg on face about the egg attacks.I must be vigilant about any edible substances being thrown at me.

    They know.
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    • Profile picture of the author tagiscom
      Originally Posted by lanfear63 View Post

      The thing is, are babies truly unsuspecting about imminent cheese attacks. Baby Thinks: Highly improbable chance of cheese ever being thrown at me, I don't really know what cheese is and don't even know it's name, so how could I be thinking this? But then, I got egg on face about the egg attacks.I must be vigilant about any edible substances being thrown at me.

      They know.
      Sure its higher self might be thinking, bring it on, but do this to a sleeping baby, he might be thinking well that was a short life, next.

      When some animals are overcome with fear they literally have a heart attack or die.

      I saw a rabbit when taking our dog for a walk literally die in front of me, since it was trying to get away from our dog.

      Then our dog ate the whole thing, and wild horses couldn't drag her away from the grusome meal, and the fact that she had been trying to catch a rabbit all her life.

      I could hear the bone munching from half a mile away.

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