Describe Your Perfect Partner For A Dating Site

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You have free reign to put up a paragraph or two where you describe what you are looking for in a person...

What would you type....
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  • Profile picture of the author tagiscom
    Originally Posted by lanfear63 View Post

    You have free reign to put up a paragraph or two where you describe what you are looking for in a person...

    What would you type....
    Does that include wobbling plates of jelly?

    A friend would like to know.

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  • Profile picture of the author Dan Riffle
    1. Alive.

    2. Real.

    3. Also hates Claude.

    4. If 3, 1 & 2 not required.
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  • Profile picture of the author Janja
    I'm looking for a responsible partner who I'm gonna care for. Sm1 beautiful as cool as the blue sky is,she might come from any country Eigther light,chocolate or black in complexion and has a blue eyes most especially.
    I hope i'll have full replies from girls,waiting...
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    • Profile picture of the author DWolfe
      Originally Posted by Janja View Post

      I'm looking for a responsible partner who I'm gonna care for. Sm1 beautiful as cool as the blue sky is,she might come from any country Eigther light,chocolate or black in complexion and has a blue eyes most especially.
      I hope i'll have full replies from girls,waiting...
      Claude is already taken and those Blue eyes are fake contacts !
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  • Profile picture of the author gogogoing
    Honest and simple, as for me most important to have this in character !
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  • Profile picture of the author Claude Whitacre
    Originally Posted by lanfear63 View Post

    You have free reign to put up a paragraph or two where you describe what you are looking for in a person...

    What would you type....
    It doesn't matter what I would see as an ideal date. It matters that I got someone better than I deserved. And for the last three decades I've been slowly changing into a man that deserves her.

    It's a slow...ongoing process.

    In that spirit, I can absolutely guarantee that Riffle found someone better than he is. Because there were no other choices.
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    • Profile picture of the author lanfear63
      Originally Posted by Claude Whitacre View Post

      It doesn't matter what I would see as an ideal date. It matters that I got someone better than I deserved. And for the last three decades I've been slowly changing into a man that deserves her.

      It's a slow...ongoing process.

      In that spirit, I can absolutely guarantee that Riffle found someone better than he is. Because there were no other choices.
      "And for the last three decades I've been slowly changing into a man"

      Please provide evidence
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  • Profile picture of the author Odahh
    Originally Posted by lanfear63 View Post

    You have free reign to put up a paragraph or two where you describe what you are looking for in a person...

    What would you type....
    Perfect .. can you put "woman when your hair is a mess , when you have no make up on. And you have a thousand reading you think you are ugly and I think I am the luckiest man in the world ."

    Perfect.

    Physical attractiveness is not universal among humans but socially an culturally determined .

    I think a few years ago the miss America was of India knduan decent .and in India the consensus was her skin tone was way to dark to be considered prety
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  • Profile picture of the author Kurt
    Must have been born a natural female, have the body and beauty of a 25year old Raquel Welch, own a chain of pizza joints that only plays blues music, raise rottweiler puppies and be a life long fan of the Denver Broncos and have season tickets.

    My best attribute: I'm not Claude.

    On a serious note, the #1 thing I look for is someone that is genuinely nice and pleasant to be around...and isn't Claude.
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    • Profile picture of the author Claude Whitacre
      Originally Posted by Kurt View Post

      Must have been born a natural female,
      You are expecting more than someone of your stature can get. Someone with your looks should learn to settle. Perhaps a blind squid would do.

      I joke with my wife that I'm going to run an ad for "An 18 year old Asian student that knows how to keep a secret".
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      • Profile picture of the author lanfear63
        Originally Posted by Claude Whitacre View Post

        You are expecting more than someone of your stature can get. Someone with your looks should learn to settle. Perhaps a blind squid would do.
        Are you suggesting that Kurt should look for Octopussy?
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      • Profile picture of the author Odahh
        Originally Posted by Claude Whitacre View Post


        I joke with my wife that I'm going to run an ad for "An 18 year old Asian student that knows how to keep a secret".
        Even in Ohio that would still run you a few hundred dollars an hour .
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        • Profile picture of the author Claude Whitacre
          Originally Posted by Odahh View Post

          Even in Ohio that would still run you a few hundred dollars an hour .
          $300 an hour for the girl......$130,000 for her to keep a secret.
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          • Profile picture of the author Odahh
            Originally Posted by Claude Whitacre View Post

            $300 an hour for the girl......$130,000 for her to keep a secret.
            So your running for president huh

            Or is it just that traumatic
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            • Profile picture of the author Dan Riffle
              Originally Posted by Odahh View Post

              So your running for president huh

              Or is it just that traumatic
              Claude stopped reading at "your running."
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  • Profile picture of the author tagiscom
    Originally Posted by DWolfe View Post

    Claude is already taken and those Blue eyes are fake contacts !
    His glass eye doesn't count.

    Originally Posted by lanfear63 View Post

    "And for the last three decades I've been slowly changing into a man"

    Please provide evidence
    Fake evidence!

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    • Profile picture of the author hardraysnight
      Originally Posted by filipina4friends View Post

      character and face value
      looks like you are looking for helen of troy

      her face was so valuable it launched a thousand ships

      and she is a mythological character
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      • Profile picture of the author lanfear63
        Originally Posted by hardraysnight View Post

        looks like you are looking for helen of troy

        her face was so valuable it launched a thousand ships

        and she is a mythological character
        Claude Whitacre.. The face that launched a thousand Quips
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  • Profile picture of the author hardraysnight
    some one what can tipe well and gud at speling
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