Have you ever read the phrases of women T-shirt?

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I have seen a nice blonde with a nice t-shirt with the following words- "'Please look up, I have a pretty face too'

Can you share any interesting phrases?
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  • Profile picture of the author Suthan M
    Originally Posted by kittyluver View Post

    I have seen a nice blonde with a nice t-shirt with the following words- "'Please look up, I have a pretty face too'

    Can you share any interesting phrases?
    Front: Abracadabra

    Back : Shit, You Are still Ugly

    Source: From my own clothing label, Durrty Label
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    • Profile picture of the author Dave Patterson
      Originally Posted by asianlunatic View Post

      Front: Abracadabra

      Back : Shit, You're Still a Friggin Lunatic
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  • Profile picture of the author ThomM
    Originally Posted by kittyluver View Post

    I have seen a nice blonde with a nice t-shirt with the following words- "'Please look up, I have a pretty face too'

    Can you share any interesting phrases?
    They have writing on their T shirts?:rolleyes:
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      Come closer, I can't quite make out ...
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    Not just phrases but I've seen hand prints, owl eyes, baby on board, his (next to her partner's hers), and many university ids.
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    • Profile picture of the author Kay King
      My favorite women's tshirt? "I'm with stupid..."

      I was looking at some men in tshirts last night. The macho comments seem to lose their wit when they are wrapped around a big beer gut.

      Do these people ever look in a mirror before they go out in public???
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    • Profile picture of the author ThomM
      Originally Posted by Herk View Post

      Not just phrases but I've seen hand prints, owl eyes, baby on board, his (next to her partner's hers), and many university ids.
      Ah those are mine. I really have to wash my hands after I work on my bike:rolleyes:
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      • Profile picture of the author myob
        Pat.

        It was her name, not a verb. Oops!
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        • Profile picture of the author ThomM
          Originally Posted by myob View Post

          Pat.

          It was her name, not a verb. Oops!
          Now that explains the slap
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          • Profile picture of the author myob
            Originally Posted by ThomM View Post

            Now that explains the slap
            Yea, and after 20 years, my wife Linda is still mad about that.
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            • Profile picture of the author ThomM
              Originally Posted by myob View Post

              Yea, and after 20 years, my wife Linda is still mad about that.
              Well tell her I apologize:rolleyes:
              Maybe she should of changed her name sooner?
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              • Profile picture of the author myob
                I believe Pat has been changed to Inflate by now.
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                • Profile picture of the author ThomM
                  Originally Posted by myob View Post

                  I believe Pat has been changed to Inflate by now.
                  That's what my girlfriends tag, er, shirt says.
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                  Getting old ain't for sissy's
                  As you are I was, as I am you will be
                  You can't fix stupid, but you can always out smart it.

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                  • Profile picture of the author myob
                    (On the front of a motorcylist) Objects Under This Shirt Are Larger Than They Appear
                    (On the back of a motorcylist) If You Can Read This, My Boyfriend Just Fell Off
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                    • Profile picture of the author ThomM
                      Originally Posted by myob View Post

                      (On the front of a motorcylist) Objects Under This Shirt Are Larger Than They Appear
                      (On the back of a motorcylist) If You Can Read This, My Boyfriend Just Fell Off
                      I'd be insulted if I didn't have a sense of humor, besides what's a motorcylist.
                      I always figured I was a motorcyclist :rolleyes:
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                      • Profile picture of the author Kevin Riley
                        Originally Posted by ThomM View Post

                        I'd be insulted if I didn't have a sense of humor, besides what's a motorcylist.
                        I always figured I was a motorcyclist :rolleyes:
                        Oh my! Sources have found Thom's real motorcycle.

                        How does your shiny metal ass look on this, Thom?

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                        • Profile picture of the author Suthan M
                          Originally Posted by Kevin Riley View Post

                          Oh my! Sources have found Thom's real motorcycle.

                          How does your shiny metal ass look on this, Thom?

                          Bet this win the ladies so easily !
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                        • Profile picture of the author ThomM
                          Originally Posted by Kevin Riley View Post

                          Oh my! Sources have found Thom's real motorcycle.

                          How does your shiny metal ass look on this, Thom?

                          :rolleyes:
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                          • Profile picture of the author Gary Mader
                            I saw on once that said
                            Sex with me is so good that after i'm done the neighbors have a cigarette.
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                            • Profile picture of the author Suthan M
                              Originally Posted by Gary Mader View Post

                              I saw on once that said
                              Sex with me is so good that after i'm done the neighbors have a cigarette.
                              Gary, where can i find this girl ?
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                              • Profile picture of the author Gary Mader
                                Cincinatti is the last place I saw her.
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                                • Profile picture of the author myob
                                  Can you have road signs on T-shirts?


                                  Soft Shoulder

                                  Watch For Falling Rocks

                                  Slippery When Wet

                                  Rest Area
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                    • Profile picture of the author lilmechante01
                      Originally Posted by myob View Post

                      (On the front of a motorcylist) Objects Under This Shirt Are Larger Than They Appear
                      (On the back of a motorcylist) If You Can Read This, My Boyfriend Just Fell Off
                      That makes me think of the one "If you can read this, the B**ch fell off"
                      First time I saw it I was driving in my car alone and burst out laughing...got a few strange looks like "what the heck is up with her?"

                      My favorite t-shirts: "Who needs big t*ts (front) when you have an a$$ like this (back)"
                      "If being sexy is wrong, I've been a very bad girl"
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  • Profile picture of the author bendiggs
    One of my favorites that I can remember: I was at a gaming convention, where you can often find a great many comic book fans and the like. I saw a woman carrying her son, who was probably 12-14 months old. Her shirt said "Making milk is my superpower. What's yours?"

    I laughed and told my wife. She now wants the shirt.
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  • i have a friend who has a shirt that says:

    "all the cute boys are gay!"
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  • Profile picture of the author jedz
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    hahaha! interesting shirts, I'd like to have one.
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  • Profile picture of the author John M Kane
    Damn, Pee Wee Paul Reubens - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
    is probably making out in the back row at the Duplex after seeing his dream ride
    that swwwwweeeeet red scooter.
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