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5 years ago

Shane...Jerry Lewis movies? Do we look French?

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tagiscom 5 years ago

Originally Posted by Kurt

Shane...Jerry Lewis movies? Do we look French?

Yep, everyone, except Claude.
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lanfear63 5 years ago

Originally Posted by Kurt

Shane...Jerry Lewis movies? Do we look French?

Claude has a French name and smells like garlic, does that count?
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5 years ago

Do I see Flight of the Phoenix and Caddyshack?

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tagiscom 5 years ago

Originally Posted by Dan Riffle

Do I see Flight of the Phoenix and Caddyshack?

Yep, you have got the Chaddyshack one, but not Flight of the Phoenix.

I will put your name to that one, so if anyone else lists that one, it will be invalid......

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5 years ago

This is just too trivial!

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lanfear63

5 years ago

8# Wrath Of Khan

4# Red Planet

7# Flubber or Chitty Chitty Bang Bang

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tagiscom 5 years ago

Originally Posted by lanfear63

8# Wrath Of Khan

4# Red Planet

7# Flubber or Chitty Chitty Bang Bang

Got the first two, number 7 thought, no!

So unless Dan can put a head on it, or someone else can guess a few, you are in front!

All of these movies are well know or mainstream.
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5 years ago

I was going to let others play, but I can't let some limey win.

1. Chronicles of Riddick - this movie isn't in your wheelhouse, Shane, so maybe this is a different movie that used the same location?

2. The Disorderly Orderly (tbh, I knew the movie, but had to look up the name.)

3, 5, and 7 have me stumped. 7 looks like Dick Van Dyke, but I can't place the movie.

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tagiscom

5 years ago

Originally Posted by Dan Riffle

I s going to let others play, but I can let some limey win.

1. Chronicles of Riddick - this movie isn't in your wheelhouse, Shane, so maybe this is a different movie that used the same location?

2. The Disorderly Orderly (tbh, I knew the movie, but had to look up the name.)

3, 5, and 7 have me stumped. 7 looks like Dick Van Dyke, but I can't place the movie.

You got two right!

or are ahead.

I will probably have to give some more clues...

3# This one isn't for baby's.

#5 Pilot looks crazy,.....

#7 Jerry Lewis movie.

Someone should get it now and win! Although Dan is ahead.

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tagiscom

5 years ago

Ok, it has been two days, and no more answers, so l will fill in the blanks, and give it to Dan.

PS Dan give me a PM, as to what you want done, help with a header, cleaning some image, cleaning a waterlogged image, putting Claudes head on a donkey, whatever you like.

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5 years ago

Originally Posted by tagiscom

putting Claudes head on a donkey, whatever you like.

Hmmm...putting the head of a jackass on a donkey seems a little on the nose.

I'll think about it.

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5 years ago

Originally Posted by Dan Riffle

Hmmm...putting the head of a jackass on a donkey seems a little on the nose.

I'll think about it.

Now.....that's just mean.

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5 years ago

Originally Posted by Claude Whitacre

Now.....that's just mean.

Seriously! Why would anybody do that to a poor, defenseless donkey?

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5 years ago

Originally Posted by Dan Riffle

Seriously! Why would anybody do that to a poor, defenseless donkey?

I'm not poor.

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5 years ago

Originally Posted by Claude Whitacre

I'm not poor.

You're not a donkey either.

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5 years ago

Originally Posted by Dan Riffle

You're not a donkey either.

That's racist.

If you want to call me a jackass, don't say it behind my back...say it to my face.

Wait a minute..if you are talking behind my back, you are in front of my face. So I insist that you stand behind me, and talk about me behind my front.
And then I will be able to hear your insult with having to look at your face.

That is all. You may go now.

Added later; I just read the last few posts to Cheryl. I thought they were funny. She just sighed a little, like I was a four year old, and walked out of the room.

This means war.

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5 years ago

Originally Posted by Claude Whitacre

That's racist.

If you want to call me a jackass, don't say it behind my back...say it to my face.

Wait a minute..if you are talking behind my back, you are in front of my face. So I insist that you stand behind me, and talk about me behind my front.
And then I will be able to hear your insult with having to look at your face.

That is all. You may go now.

Added later; I just read the last few posts to Cheryl. I thought they were funny. She just sighed a little, like I was a four year old, and walked out of the room.

This means war.

She has great and unmatched wisdom.

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5 years ago

Originally Posted by Kurt

She has great and unmatched wisdom.

And...she's a very stable genius.

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lanfear63 5 years ago

Originally Posted by Claude Whitacre

And...she's a very stable genius.

A male donkey is called an "ass". Putting your head on it would be a match made in heaven.

Matches made in Heaven can be purchased from the the following.address:

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whateverpedia 5 years ago

Originally Posted by Claude Whitacre

And...she's a very stable genius.

She didn't help us at Normandy though.
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5 years ago

Originally Posted by Claude Whitacre

And...she's a very stable genius.

I spent some time pondering this last night.

I've met Cheryl and she seems very much like the brains of the operation (both your business and your marriage).

But....she *did* marry you.

It's quite a paradox; one that makes me think there's a possibility she's being held against her will or drugged or something. Someone so intelligent and together just doesn't get involved with someone*...well...like you.

(I'm uncomfortable referring to you as "someone" because it implies that you're a person, but I can only shove so many indirect insults in one post.)

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5 years ago

Originally Posted by Dan Riffle

It's quite a paradox; one that makes me think there's a possibility she's being held against her will or drugged or something. Someone so intelligent and together just doesn't get involved with someone*...well...like you.

I suspect it's pure altruism. She's taken the hit on behalf of womankind.

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whateverpedia 5 years ago

Originally Posted by Frank Donovan

She drew the short straw on behalf of womankind.

FTFY.............................
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Claude Whitacre 5 years ago

Originally Posted by Frank Donovan

I suspect it's pure altruism. She's taken the hit on behalf of womankind.

My wife does not suffer from Altuism. She's perfectly normal.
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5 years ago

Originally Posted by Dan Riffle

I spent some time pondering this last night.

I've met Cheryl and she seems very much like the brains of the operation (both your business and your marriage).

But....she *did* marry you.

It's quite a paradox; one that makes me think there's a possibility she's being held against her will or drugged or something. Someone so intelligent and together just doesn't get involved with someone*...well...like you.

(I'm uncomfortable referring to you as "someone" because it implies that you're a person, but I can only shove so many indirect insults in one post.)

I told my wife "I feel like I must have done something wonderful in a past life, and you are my reward".

She started weeping and said "I must have done something terrible in a past life". I asked her what she meant by that. She said "Never mind. What's done is done".

This is true. At a family dinner with my wife's family...maybe 25 years ago....they were talking about Christmas presents. They asked Cheryl what the one thing she wanted more than anything else. In a complete deadpan, she said "Foreplay".

That's my girl.

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5 years ago

Originally Posted by Claude Whitacre

This is true. At a family dinner with my wife's family...maybe 25 years ago....they were talking about Christmas presents. They asked Cheryl what the one thing she wanted more than anything else. In a complete deadpan, she said "Foreplay".

Jay Leno once referred to a survey that asked married women when they most want to have sex. 84 per cent of them said right after their husband is finished.

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5 years ago

Originally Posted by Frank Donovan

Jay Leno once referred to a survey that asked married women when they most want to have sex. 84 per cent of them said right after their husband is finished.

I just asked my wife "Honey, when would you most like to have sex?"

She said "Twenty years ago. With Brad Pitt".

That's just mean.

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Frank Donovan 5 years ago

Originally Posted by Claude Whitacre

That's just mean.

Nah, she's just messing with you. In truth, she's only been with one man her whole life.

One day, she might tell you who.
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Dan Riffle 5 years ago

Originally Posted by Claude Whitacre

I just asked my wife "Honey, when would you most like to have sex?"

She said "Twenty years ago. With Brad Pitt".

Then she asked, "When would you most like to have sex?"

Claude said, "Once. I'd just like to try it once."
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- Claude Whitacre 5 years ago
  
  Originally Posted by Dan Riffle
  
  Then she asked, "When would you most like to have sex?"
  
  Claude said, "Once. I'd just like to try it once."
  
  On Family Guy, Joe's wife said "Last night we had what Joe calls sex".
  
  By the way...shut up.
  
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  Jeffery 5 years ago
  
  Originally Posted by Claude Whitacre
  
  On Family Guy, Joe's wife said "Last night we had what Joe calls sex".
  
  By the way...shut up.
  
  Watching p0rn again huh?
  
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Originally Posted by Claude Whitacre

Wait a minute..if you are talking behind my back, you are in front of my face. So I insist that you stand behind me, and talk about me behind my front.

Dear Mr Circumference Doom,

How long this front to back journey gonna take?

tbh if I gonna cuss anywan, I prefer not havin' to pack sandwiches for the journey.
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5 years ago

She just sighed a little, like I was a four year old, and walked out of the room.

I'm with Cheryl....

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Jeffery 5 years ago

Originally Posted by Kay King

I'm with Cheryl....

That would make Claude the luckiest man in the world.
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5 years ago

Another old joke...Cheryl said Claude is the only one she's ever slept with. All the others were nines and tens.

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Claude Whitacre 5 years ago

Originally Posted by Kurt

Another old joke...Cheryl said Claude is the only one she's ever slept with. All the others were nines and tens.

If you go by bulk alone...I'm a ten.
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- Kurt 5 years ago
  
  Originally Posted by Claude Whitacre
  
  If you go by bulk alone...I'm a ten.
  
  Which is why whenever I hear someone say "hang ten", I say "get a rope".
  
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  Claude Whitacre 5 years ago
  
  Originally Posted by Kurt
  
  Which is why whenever I hear someone say "hang ten", I say "get a rope".
  
  How would a rope help a surfer hang ten?
  
  You're silly.
  
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  Originally Posted by Claude Whitacre
  
  How would a rope help a surfer hang ten?
  
  You're silly.
  
  If you're the surfer the rope is used to tie an anchor to your ankle.
  
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  Originally Posted by Kurt
  
  If you're the surfer the rope is used to tie an anchor to your ankle.
  
  and if Claude was a surfer the surfer gals would use the rope to tie around his neck.
  
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lanfear63

5 years ago

When Claude and Cheryl first spent the night together, she said:"Blindfold Me" Woh! said Claude, you are kinky. "No" said Cheryl, "I have other reasons"

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tagiscom

5 years ago

Originally Posted by Dan Riffle

Then she asked, "When would you most like to have sex?"

Claude said, "Once. I'd just like to try it once."

Should l put Claude's face on the donkey now?

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whateverpedia

5 years ago

I really must protest in the strongest possible manner against all this hate speech that advocates replacing a donkey's head with that of Claude.

Claude's head belongs fair and square at the other end of the donkey.

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5 years ago

Originally Posted by whateverpedia

I really must protest in the strongest possible manner against all this hate speech that advocates replacing a donkey's head with that of Claude.

Claude's head belongs fair and square at the other end of the donkey.

An ass in an ass' ass...

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