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If you could change anyone's username who would it be and what would it be?
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  • Profile picture of the author lanfear63
    Originally Posted by Jeffery View Post

    If you could change anyone's username who would it be and what would it be?
    I would swop mine with Claude's and everyone would be amazed at how Claude had suddenly become so broad minded, actually funny and highly intellectual .

    Mine though would suffer despite Claude enjoying such a good looking Avatar and having some hair. Everyone would think I had become a Conservative, immovable stick in the mud with a huge downturn in the quality of Riffle jibes.
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      Originally Posted by lanfear63 View Post

      I would swop mine with Claude's and everyone would be amazed at how Claude had suddenly become so broad minded, actually funny and highly intellectual .

      Mine though would suffer despite Claude enjoying such a good looking Avatar and having some hair. Everyone would think I had become a Conservative, immovable stick in the mud with a huge downturn in the quality of Riffle jibes.

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    I'd change Claude's name to Dan Riffle, and vice versa. Then stack up on popcorn.
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      Originally Posted by whateverpedia View Post

      I'd change Claude's name to Dan Riffle, and vice versa. Then stack up on popcorn.
      Claude would finally write something worth reading.
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        Originally Posted by Dan Riffle View Post

        Claude would finally write something worth reading.
        Your obituary.
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          Originally Posted by Claude Whitacre View Post

          Your obituary.

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        • Profile picture of the author Dan Riffle
          Originally Posted by Claude Whitacre View Post

          Your obituary.
          If you're me and I'm you, I'd be writing your obituary.
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          • Profile picture of the author Claude Whitacre
            Originally Posted by Dan Riffle View Post

            If you're me and I'm you, I'd be writing your obituary.
            No. You would be writing your own obituary.

            Get with the program.
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            • Profile picture of the author Dan Riffle
              Originally Posted by Claude Whitacre View Post

              No. You would be writing your own obituary.

              Get with the program.
              If Claude (Me) were writing your (Dan Riffle's) (i.e. you in this scenario) obituary, Claude (me) would be writing your (you) obituary.
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              • Profile picture of the author Claude Whitacre
                Originally Posted by Dan Riffle View Post

                If Claude (Me) were writing your (Dan Riffle's) (i.e. you in this scenario) obituary, Claude (me) would be writing your (you) obituary.

                If you were me, I'd hang myself, then shoot myself, then smother myself, and then bury myself in a shallow grave.
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                • Profile picture of the author lanfear63
                  Originally Posted by Claude Whitacre View Post

                  If you were me, I'd hang myself, then shoot myself, then smother myself, and then bury myself in a shallow grave.
                  If you both said you would do the same thing as laid out above, it would be impossible to duplicate. I mean, come on..one of you is going to have a big problem with the shallow grave.
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                  • Profile picture of the author Claude Whitacre
                    Originally Posted by lanfear63 View Post

                    If you both said you would do the same thing as laid out above, it would be impossible to duplicate. I mean, come on..one of you is going to have a big problem with the shallow grave.
                    Oh? And which one of us do you mean?

                    Hmmmm?
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        Originally Posted by Dan Riffle View Post

        Claude would finally write something worth reading.

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    • Profile picture of the author whateverpedia
      Originally Posted by whateverpedia View Post

      I'd change Claude's name to Dan Riffle, and vice versa. Then stack up on popcorn.
      One benefit of this is I'd be able to diversify my portfolio and start punching Claude in the face as well.
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      Originally Posted by whateverpedia View Post

      I'd change Claude's name to Dan Riffle, and vice versa. Then stack up on popcorn.

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  • Profile picture of the author Jeffery
    Originally Posted by lanfear63 View Post

    If you both said you would do the same thing as laid out above, it would be impossible to duplicate. I mean, come on..one of you is going to have a big problem with the shallow grave.
    Originally Posted by Claude Whitacre View Post

    Oh? And which one of us do you mean?

    Hmmmm?

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    My 'thanks button' does not work, so please accept my humble 'thanks' for your heartfelt replies.


    Side note 1: heartfelt is meant in a clean way and not to be confused with an elicit reference to prompt an elicit reply which refers to the Wooster Bathhouse She-nan-igans.

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