I thought I'd stop by and check if Claud has been behaving!

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It's been quite a few years since I last visited and I see that the fun never stops.
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  • Profile picture of the author lanfear63
    Originally Posted by joseph7384 View Post

    It's been quite a few years since I last visited and I see that the fun never stops.
    Pay no attention to the man behind the curtain, he's a vacuum salesman!
    Good to hear from you Joseph, hope you are well.

    Rest assured, Claude's behavior is being constantly monitored by some of the finest psychiatrists in the world: Professor Whatty, Dr Kay King, and Head Shrink: Dan Riffle to name but a few.
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    • Profile picture of the author Claude Whitacre
      Originally Posted by Jeffery View Post

      Who's Claude?
      Who is Claude Whitacre?

      The man, the myth, the legend.....Humanity has been attempting to define Claude Whitacre since time eternal....And yet he defies definition. Why just yesterday, a gathering of philosophers, dietitians, and dog trainers took on the question of "How do you solve the enigma of Claude?".......................................... .................................................. ....................
      .................................................. .................................................. .................................................. .......(Five hours later)......And in conclusion..... (two hours later)......statue in his honor
      ...........(bathroom break).....greatest of all time!

      And now, I take my leave. Good day Sir!



      Originally Posted by joseph7384 View Post

      It's been quite a few years since I last visited and I see that the fun never stops.
      Pay no attention to the man behind the curtain, he's a vacuum salesman!
      Good to see you back.
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      • Profile picture of the author lanfear63
        Originally Posted by Claude Whitacre View Post

        Who is Claude Whitacre?

        The man, the myth, the legend.....Humanity has been attempting to define Claude Whitacre since time eternal....And yet he defies definition. Why just yesterday, a gathering of philosophers, dietitians, and dog trainers took on the question of "How do you solve the enigma of Claude?".......................................... .................................................. ....................
        .................................................. .................................................. .................................................. .......(Five hours later)......And in conclusion..... (two hours later)......statue in his honor
        ...........(bathroom break).....greatest of all time!

        And now, I take my leave. Good day Sir!





        Good to see you back.
        "The man, the Milf, the legend"

        Fixed
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      • Profile picture of the author tagiscom
        Originally Posted by Claude Whitacre View Post

        Who is Claude Whitacre?

        The man, the myth, the legend.....Humanity has been attempting to define Claude Whitacre since time eternal....And yet he defies definition. Why just yesterday, a gathering of philosophers, dietitians, and dog trainers took on the question of "How do you solve the enigma of Claude?".......................................... .................................................. ....................
        .................................................. .................................................. .................................................. .......(Five hours later)......And in conclusion..... (two hours later)......statue in his honor
        ...........(bathroom break).....greatest of all time!

        And now, I take my leave. Good day Sir!.
        It shall be decreed that only the Nobelist of Soap on a Rope, products be used during the royal cleaning.

        Mass prayers occur during sunrise on the third month when the sun, is between the holy donuts, (l knew that l shouldn't have watched the Shakespeare, Twilight Zone).

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    • Profile picture of the author Dan Riffle
      Originally Posted by Jeffery View Post

      Who's Claude?
      Imagine Jabba the Hutt, but with half the intellect, charisma, and charm, but thrice the skeeviness and flatulence.
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      If you want me to go on arguing, you'll have to pay for another five minutes.

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      • Profile picture of the author whateverpedia
        Originally Posted by Dan Riffle View Post

        Imagine Jabba the Hutt, but with half the intellect, charisma, and charm, but thrice the skeeviness and flatulence.
        Half the hair as well.
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        A society grows great when old men plant trees whose shade they know they shall never sit in - Greek proverb
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    • Profile picture of the author whateverpedia
      Originally Posted by Jeffery View Post

      Who's Claude?
      Wrong question. It should be "What is Claude?"
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      A society grows great when old men plant trees whose shade they know they shall never sit in - Greek proverb
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  • Profile picture of the author Kay King
    Who is 'claud'?
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    Due to the current pandemic I will no longer be shaking hands or giving hugs. You may wave, bow to me or give me the finger...your choice.

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  • Profile picture of the author tagiscom
    Re: I thought I'd stop by and check if Claud has been behaving!
    No, but thanks for asking!

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  • Profile picture of the author Jeffery
    Originally Posted by joseph7384 View Post

    It's been quite a few years since I last visited and I see that the fun never stops.



    Pay no attention to the man behind the curtain, he's a vacuum salesman!

    RE: I thought I'd stop by and check if Claud has been behaving!

    Now that you know, know this:
    Check your wallet on the way out and get a STD checkup ASAP.
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  • Profile picture of the author joseph7384
    Wow! I really enjoyed reading through this thread, it was funnier then watching an episode of Archie Bunker.
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