Things We Do and Don't Do That Really Confuse Our Dogs

5 years ago

Originally Posted by Jeffery

1. Why we sell vaccum cleaners

2. Why we don't move to Montana after the pandemic.

3. Why we don't play Forge of Empires for free.

4. Why we drink water out of a glass when there is a perfectly good toilet available.

5. Why is it when dogs fart they are scolded, but when humans fart all they have to say is "excuse me" and are not scolded.

Please "Fix that" and add to it where I missed something.

6. Why do we do impressions of the dogs bark back to them. The dog thinks, Hmph, I took the trouble to understand English, but when he tries to speak my language it's just Gibberish.

7. Why do humans use toilet paper when it's so much easier to lick yourself clean

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Claude Whitacre 5 years ago

Originally Posted by lanfear63

7. Why do humans use toilet paper when it's so much easier to lick yourself clean

Speak for yourself.
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Jeffery

5 years ago

Dog thinking "Why do I have to go outside in the cold and rain to do my business when the aho;ez can do their business inside the warm and dry house."

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Odahh 5 years ago

Originally Posted by Jeffery

Dog thinking "Why do I have to go outside in the cold and rain to do my business when the aho;ez can do their business inside the warm and dry house."

I am pretty sure my brothers dog ..is mostly really confused when we are eating and won' give her any of the meat we have that is cooked
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Jeffery

5 years ago

I go to the trouble of making a perfect pile on the lawn and he destroys it with a plastic bag?

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Jeffery

5 years ago

What does his girlfriend's leash have that mine doesn't?

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Odahh 5 years ago

Originally Posted by Jeffery

What does his girlfriend's leash have that mine doesn't?

i have to be nice ..ill stop at ..he tag that says she's had her rabbies shots ..
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lanfear63

5 years ago

Dogs think: I may be his pet, but Claude is the Dogsbody around here.

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Kay King

5 years ago

Jeffery - Spend next winter in Montana and then come back and tell us WHY we don't move there...

Don't yell at your dog if he 'lets loose' - yell at yourself for giving him food that made him do that.