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How Many Hours Do You Spend Countin' The Hours You Spend Figurin' The Hours You Spend On NUTHIN'?

by Princess Balestra
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DUNNO!


Hey, I jus' want ice cream an' stuff.
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  • Profile picture of the author Jeffery
    Me, DUNNO!
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    In the minute it took me to write this post.. someone died of Covid 19. RIP.
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  • Profile picture of the author Princess Balestra
    Gotta hope we can amass the expertise of evrywan knows how they don't got a clue here.

    Like Tony Robbins said*, "If I hadn't discovered the magic of yowling at crowds of enthusiastic devotees, I might have been scarred by a hobo beard longer than the Hudson River."


    * I dreamt it, so it gotta be troo!
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  • Profile picture of the author GordonJ
    Originally Posted by Princess Balestra View Post

    DUNNO!


    Hey, I jus' want ice cream an' stuff.
    Princess, I count the minutes and let the hours take care of themselves. So far, only decades. But I've had my fill of vanilla ice cream during all the counting.

    GordonJ
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    • Profile picture of the author Princess Balestra
      Originally Posted by GordonJ View Post

      Princess, I count the minutes and let the hours take care of themselves. So far, only decades. But I've had my fill of vanilla ice cream during all the counting.

      GordonJ
      Problem with same is it gotta be delivered at volume to be trooly wanted steada jus' habityool.

      Jus' ask the Vanillah Squirt Gals.

      They took a regulah flavor ice cream ... packed it into sum hi energy Ghostbusters-style dispensahs ... an' let loose at random from city to city despite reports of DROWNIN' CATS.

      Accordin' to police on the scene, right in the NY epicenter (an' I quote), "we just had to move our boys out. Those costumes and tightly synced dance routines would have brought them to their knees. That's embarrassing enough for regular policing, but in a vanilla emergency, our guys would surely have stood no chance against the variety of stimuli compelling them to be hapless."

      Thing is, actschwl vanilla is real sweet.

      But yeah, metaphorical vanilla is almost like a simile.

      Main thing is ... time's zoomin' shrivelah rewards evervescent flourish.

      Which is why they invented pistachio, I guess.

      (Not that the Vanillah Squirt Gals can squirt that stuff bcs it gets stuck in their dispensahtoobs.)

      We Got Squirty.
      We Got Vanilla.
      What is Your Problem?

      Could be a winnah on plenty populist billboards.
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  • Profile picture of the author Kay King
    PB -


    My problem is I just ate pecan pie with vanilla ice cream - and then read the post above. glorp
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    • Profile picture of the author Princess Balestra
      Originally Posted by Kay King View Post

      PB -


      My problem is I just ate pecan pie with vanilla ice cream - and then read the post above. glorp

      Any chance WF can inclood a noo Pecan & Vanilla section?

      Could be more populah than Mind Warriors.

      Speshly if'n you ran a marketin' campaign for the silver-plated Pick & Dribble Aid Utensil.

      At one end, you got a toothpick for gettin' the nuts outta your teeth.

      At the othah end, you got a tiny spoon for when you drip ice cream on your blouse.

      Dead center, you got an embossed WF logo you can grip while you Pick or De-dribble.

      Natchrlly said handy ice cream aid comes in its own dinky containah.

      Plays a toon when you open it up, an' the first 1000 sold feature a squirtah mechanism full of anti-vac spray to keep evrythin' germ free.

      If you want, I will write the copy for this must-have promotional gem for free.

      Mebbe Claude wants to come onboard in a team-up capacity for the section detailin' the spoon.

      I feel certain we could make an irresistable offah to the planet.

      Plus also, when WF has made millions from its monogramed wondah, it could mebbe sell on the rights to Ben & Jerrys.

      Tellya, I lost plenty Phish down my bra ovah the years an' I don't need no Spidey Sense to figure I ain't alone.

      Your Vanillah-Free Cleavage Starts Here
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  • Profile picture of the author Radcliff
    I spend no hours counting the hours I spent I spent figuring the hours I spent on nothing because I don't have any such hours nowadays. Lockdown has made everything a huge busy mess.
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  • Profile picture of the author Kay King
    squirtah mechanism full of anti-vac spray to keep evrythin' germ free.
    Just squirt it with caramel sauce - works better. Germs get caught in the sticky and die off.




    Thinking about that 'noo section' - could probably beat the popularity of half the sections here, at least.
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