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Yummy "Viewer Discretion is Advised"

by Jeffery
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What is or was your favorite breakfast cereal? Mine is CAP'N CRUNCH.

At my house, back in the day, once a month was PawPaw Day wherein my nieces spend the day with me. We started the day with the breakfast of their choice > Cocoa Puffs cereal. lol.

Then the kids got a little older and they preferred to eat out at McDonalds for a while. Across from the shopping mall. I wonder why?

The kids are older now, 13 to 15 and I figured they might want something more adult like, so I took them to Shoneys. Guess what they ordered?

Cocoa Puffs.

We were all diggin' into our cereal when one of the girls said something like "This is great, but something is missing?" The other two said something like "Yeah, what is it?"

I excused myself and briefly talked to the waitress. Few minutes later she came back to our table with three unopened boxes of cereal and placed one in front of each of my nieces. The girls immediately started reading the back of the boxes.

Ah, happy smiles, peace and quite, if only for a few minutes.
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  • Profile picture of the author Princess Balestra
    Ha!

    As a skinny gal, I eschew breakfast in favor of wakin' at 11 an' cussin' musself into quasi-anorexic oblivion ... latah to redeem evrythin' by pennin' abject wisdom 'longside the frickin' owls.

    Hey, but you got me on YUMMY.

    Hence: in.

    Which is why POPS or K leapeth most from this array of offers.

    Bcs who don't want POPS or K?

    That is naht Millennial Moi baskin' out sweet on EZ OFFAH triggah words btw.

    tbh I would naht want Frosted Flakes anywhere near my Bowl of Succor.


    What is gowin' on there?

    Where I lookin'?

    These still gowin'?

    Tellya, I wanna look shapely without puttin' on no bloat.

    Those are my thoughts rn as I consider the free floatin' joys of YUMMY an' how you might wanna summon their ass for the benefit of anywankind.



    Meantimes, my favo breakfast treat rn is a sliced banana.

    Here's a health treat sans schmaltzy mismessagin' you can kinda chop howevah you want.

    Mix with ice cream. Toss on most things juicy. Eat whole if'n there nuthin' else gowin'.


    Yeah, plus also walnuts.

    You cuppin' them babies in your hand aftah a banana, prolly this is Protein + Vitamin Nirvana..

    *** An' how many supplement offahs can actschwlly say THAT? ***


    So here's my decision:


    Gimme K & POPS ...

    Prolly ima sweet on your chops.
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    So here's my decision:

    Gimme K & POPS ...

    Prolly ima sweet on your chops.
    Breakfast just took on a whole new meaning.
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    • Profile picture of the author Princess Balestra
      Originally Posted by Jeffery View Post

      Breakfast just took on a whole new meaning.

      Nuthin' beats the powah of tamara, I guess.
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    Me, l am afraid that l don't eat breakfast food, or have a banana with another fruit and nuts.

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    Ordered four of these iPhone covers today..
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