What's your wish for Christmas?

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Personally I want money to buy books that I have long dreamed of, as well as some stationery (I have a weakness for beautiful notebooks and pens) and sweets. I love sweets.
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  • Profile picture of the author lanfear63
    Originally Posted by sallysparr0w View Post

    Personally I want money to buy books that I have long dreamed of, as well as some stationery (I have a weakness for beautiful notebooks and pens) and sweets. I love sweets.
    I wish Covid 19 would just vanish.
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    An effective vaccine that causes no long term damage.
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    world peace, covid-19 vaccine, new saddle....not necessarily in that order
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  • If I could be granted one wish...

    And it could be anything?
    I would never make that wish.

    With my luck, I'd wish I could fly...and the next minute, I'd turn into a mosquito.
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    • Profile picture of the author lanfear63
      Originally Posted by Claude Whitacre View Post

      If I could be granted one wish...

      And it could be anything?
      I would never make that wish.

      With my luck, I'd wish I could fly...and the next minute, I'd turn into a mosquito.
      But if you had West Nile Virus, think of the possibilities of what you could inflict on one little man.
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  • Profile picture of the author whateverpedia
    I really have two wishes:

    1) I wish for a world where everybody is judged by the content of their heart and not the colour of their skin. A world where the different faiths put aside their differences and work together for the betterment of mankind. All I am saying, is give peace a chance.

    2) I wish for extreme violence to be inflicted on Dan Riffle.

    If having two wishes is against the rules of this thread, and I'm only allowed one of those wishes, then ditch wish #1. I'll be happy with only #2 happening.
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  • Profile picture of the author gustavowoltman
    HI.
    as you know the lovely thing about Christmas is that it's compulsory, like a thunderstorm and we all go through it together. Let's buckle up and enjoy the ride.
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  • Profile picture of the author Jeffery
    Originally Posted by sallysparr0w View Post

    What's your wish for Christmas?
    Unlimited wishes.
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    In the minute it took me to write this post.. someone died of Covid 19. RIP.
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    • Profile picture of the author lanfear63
      Originally Posted by Jeffery View Post

      Unlimited wishes.
      That's just Wishful thinking
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  • Profile picture of the author BerthaCuuler
    I want to be with my family :-)
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    • Hi, BerthaCuuler.
      every one want to be with his family during these special days.
      Christmas is a special time to enjoy with all your loved ones, spreading divinity and cheer around, Merry Christmas and a happy new year in advance.
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    • Profile picture of the author Claude Whitacre
      Originally Posted by tagiscom View Post

      That we will have one?


      Yeah, it's weird that my wife's family won't be over for Thanksgiving or Christmas.

      I don't even know if there will be Trick or Treat this year.
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      • Profile picture of the author lanfear63
        Originally Posted by Claude Whitacre View Post

        Yeah, it's weird that my wife's family won't be over for Thanksgiving or Christmas.

        I don't even know if there will be Trick or Treat this year.
        The thought that you cannot go out and get all that free candy must lead you to despair. You do not even have to dress up to look creepy and frightening either.
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        • Profile picture of the author Claude Whitacre
          Originally Posted by lanfear63 View Post

          The thought that you cannot go out and get all that free candy must lead you to despair. You do not even have to dress up to look creepy and frightening either.
          I get the candy from the kids, after they go Trick or Treating. Do you have any idea how hard and complicated it is to blackmail and threaten hundreds of little kids...without their parents finding out?......... It's a logistical nightmare.


          I thought of just going out and buying buckets of candy, and just eating it myself.....but candy you steal from kids is twice as sweet.

          I'm sure you understand. (All a joke)


          By the way, for the last several years, and candy we have left over, we put in a bucket and let kids take some when they come in the store. One day, someone just took the whole bucket (when nobody was looking) and walked out with it. (True)

          The next day was the day I met Dan Riffle. He had overpowering chocolate breath. (Joke)
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  • I so love Halloween bcs it smoochies out on sweet stuff, mystery -- an' impossibly exotic protuberances.

    Blink ... an' you miss it.

    Hey, but listen -- a Chocklit Riffle sounds like my kinda aftah-dinnah shchlumpy schloopy.

    Pickchah The Scene --

    Princess Balestra Dines Alone

    In a Swanky Restaurant,

    Hungry For Max Chillout Succor

    Waitah: Does madame wish to peruse our exclusive range of Ben & Jerrys?

    Moi: You got a Chocklit Riffle?

    Waitah : Is there something wrong with the way I'm standing? My uniform is necessarily tight to augment my obsequiousness -- but I devote myself exclusively to Pilates in my spare time in order to grace my Ikigai with necessary spiritual slack.

    Moi :K, but, uhm -- you got a Chocklit Riffle?

    Waitah: I realise my beard might be considered exotic for a humble servant, but if you must know, I have won several awards for my crimping technique.

    [Princess stands. She nevah wanted to; she jus' wanted dinnah. She did naht seek to violent out all kindsa shouty. As in .. aw, c'mon you frickin' MORON ... all I did was ask for a CHOCKLIT RIFFLE !]

    Moi: Hell is WRAAAHNG with you, you stoopid clown?

    SMAAAACK!

    Moi: I jus' want easy, melt-in-your-mouth ice cream fulla juicy flavah -- plus a toucha ripply wipply schlumpy schloopy hands on pizzazz. Long sneaky spoon stuff, yanno? That so difficult noplace got no soop for less than $200?



    Ha! Stoopid thing is, prolly I won't feel this way when I old, bent & deranged.

    Best promo I can hope for then prolly


    SHARE A CHOCOLATE RIFFLE
    WITH YOUR SWEETHEART
    "the magic is in the mutual schloop"
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