Pieces?
Your plane crash lands on an unmapped island. After a two day walk through a hot jungle you discover a village of beautiful women and men.
The village chief welcomes you and offers you a refreshing bath - that you decline proclaiming you are an Internet Marketer and only take showers on Cyber Mondays.
Next, you are offered you a comfortable hammock under a shade tree to sleep off your two day journey through the hot jungle to reach the village - that you decline saying that you can only sleep in a basement.
With a puzzling grin on the village chief's face you are offered...
Lightin' fuses is for blowin' stuff togethah.