Family history
My family's fake history was pretty tame and boring with a few high lights here and there. My real family history is crazy impressive and long-documented. And according to the DNA stuff we have several bloodlines nobody even knew about.
Also, my family always said we are a pretty small family, and that's not true, the dna place I used kicked out 1500 2nd,3rd, and 4 th cousins. I even recognize a few names.
Families are nuts.
Lightin' fuses is for blowin' stuff togethah.