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Why Are So Many People Concerned About The Size Of My Wife's Tool?

by Steven Wagenheim
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You know, I can understand getting all this spam for tool enlargment to my
account. I am, after all, a guy.

But why would they send this stuff to an email address that is obviously a
woman's? If you saw the address, you'd understand.

Don't they realize how stupid they look doing this?

Last thing I want is for my wife to have a bigger tool.

Hell, I don't want her to have a tool period.
  • Profile picture of the author HeySal
    What are you talking about, Steve? I always just so appreciate people worrying that a single woman like myself is well equiped to do jobs myself that I might otherwise have to hire out for. There is nothing wrong with having a few larger hammers, wrenches, screwdrivers, and drill bits on hand for the bigger jobs. While those small and medium tools will handle the little daily tasks around the house, sometimes you just need some heft. What would I do without people worrying about me having tools large enough to do the job. I am so greatful that I get so many of these concerned emails -- it's always great to know someone is thinking about you.:rolleyes::p
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    • Profile picture of the author Steven Wagenheim
      Originally Posted by HeySal View Post

      What are you talking about, Steve? I always just so appreciate people worrying that a single woman like myself is well equiped to do jobs myself that I might otherwise have to hire out for. There is nothing wrong with having a few larger hammers, wrenches, screwdrivers, and drill bits on hand for the bigger jobs. While those small and medium tools will handle the little daily tasks around the house, sometimes you just need some heft. What would I do without people worrying about me having tools large enough to do the job. I am so greatful that I get so many of these concerned emails -- it's always great to know someone is thinking about you.:rolleyes::p
      Did anybody ever tell you that you're really funny?

      Ha ha.

      Why didn't I see this coming? :rolleyes::p
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      • Profile picture of the author HeySal
        Originally Posted by Steven Wagenheim View Post

        Did anybody ever tell you that you're really funny?
        Not lately. Wonder why?:confused:
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    • Profile picture of the author Jonathan 2.0
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      Originally Posted by HeySal View Post

      What are you talking about, Steve? I always just so appreciate people worrying that a single woman like myself is well equiped to do jobs myself that I might otherwise have to hire out for. There is nothing wrong with having a few larger hammers, wrenches, screwdrivers, and drill bits on hand for the bigger jobs. While those small and medium tools will handle the little daily tasks around the house, sometimes you just need some heft. What would I do without people worrying about me having tools large enough to do the job. I am so greatful that I get so many of these concerned emails -- it's always great to know someone is thinking about you.:rolleyes::p
      Phew. I thought Steven was talking about penises and sex.
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    ^ BWAHAHAHHAA
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    • Profile picture of the author myob
      My wife has only one tool around the house. But whenever she gets her hands on it, it gets so big that I can nail, bang, drill, or screw anything.
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  • Profile picture of the author nRehman
    I am sure you are talking about your next product. Anyways thanks for letting the mind to go for nice exercise. I am sure it must be an auto bot, but again thinking about its programmer who have forgotten to give it its true identity. I am also sure Star Wars have not begun yet
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  • Profile picture of the author garyv
    Most guys already think that they own the biggest tool in the shed. So targetting women w/ an ad like that is pretty smart.

    A screw-driver doesn't care how big or small he is, just as long as he gets used. However, a 6 1/2" deck screw knows that an eyeglasses screw-driver will never get the job done.
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  • Profile picture of the author LynnM
    Originally Posted by Steven Wagenheim View Post


    But why would they send this stuff to an email address that is obviously a
    woman's? If you saw the address, you'd understand.
    Obviously, the senders want the women to nag their partners into getting a larger tool. Always a handy thing to have around the house.


    Lynn
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    • Profile picture of the author Kay King
      Always a handy thing to have around the house.
      A nag or a tool?

      Steven - I can honestly say I have never worried about the size of your wife's tool. Never...not once.
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  • Profile picture of the author LockerzIsLegit
    Wife with tools means trouble lol. Hope I don't start something.
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  • Profile picture of the author Michael Motley
    well i get spam for breast enlargments all the time. Actually if i were to take advantage of all the 'offers' i get in email, I would be very rich due to my cousin in s. africa, who is a prince, needing to hide some of our royal wealth. While waiting i could get my breasts enlarged, in my new home that i got for a low low percentage rate, while surfing the web for either beastiality porn, or looking for my soulmate on match.com. All of this will be supplemented by enough cheap v1agra and c1al1s to make me capable of cutting diamonds at will with my genitals.
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    • Profile picture of the author Killer Joe
      This explains all the "Get a Tighter Socket" emails I've been getting lately...:rolleyes:

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  • Profile picture of the author SilverStockReport
    Spammers don't really care if you're a man or a woman. In fact, I believe they'll benefit from sending spams like for viagra to women. Women who don't know about how spam works will quickly click on the "Unsubscribe" link. You all know what's going to happen. They'll tag the email address as a valid email address and will spam it even more.
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    • Profile picture of the author Denise Ashurst
      Originally Posted by SilverStockReport View Post

      Spammers don't really care if you're a man or a woman. In fact, I believe they'll benefit from sending spams like for viagra to women. Women who don't know about how spam works will quickly click on the "Unsubscribe" link. You all know what's going to happen. They'll tag the email address as a valid email address and will spam it even more.


      OMG Tagging me for rejecting their advances? Can a girl not say no and mean it digitally these days?
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  • Profile picture of the author Michael Mayo
    Lol...

    A friend of mine told me that his wife had ordered some pills that were to
    enlarge a tool. When they arrived in the mail she put them in her purse???

    After two days of waiting for her to give them to him, He decided to ask her
    for them. She told him "NO!, they aren't for you!!!"

    ~Michael
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    • Profile picture of the author inspiredmarketing
      Originally Posted by Michael Mayo View Post

      Lol...

      A friend of mine told me that his wife had ordered some pills that were to
      enlarge a tool. When they arrived in the mail she put them in her purse???

      After two days of waiting for her to give them to him, He decided to ask her
      for them. She told him "NO!, they aren't for you!!!"

      ~Michael
      That's a bumper. Anyway, all these spams are handled by scripts so it does not actually select all male or female email addresses.
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  • Profile picture of the author John M Kane
    Well as it has been said,after all aren't YOU your wife's tool?
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  • Profile picture of the author ASCW
    Well, when you really think about it. Women have a tool value of about 0. If anybody needs tool enlargement, it is women.
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    • Profile picture of the author Denise Ashurst
      Originally Posted by ASCW View Post

      Well, when you really think about it. Women have a tool value of about 0. If anybody needs tool enlargement, it is women.
      Huh? Am I missing something!?:confused: To my knowledge their tool value is higher than mens'! Or am I just obsessed and lowering the tone here... time for bed G'night Warriors!:rolleyes:
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  • Profile picture of the author Denise Ashurst
    How do you know you don't want your woman to have a tool? Have you tried it? Chicks with !icks rock! lol Perhaps you jsut need some gentle persuasion and actually it was very clever marketing to a growing market!
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