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Goddamn Awful Fashion... Grrr!

by Devil Reincarnated
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It's almost impossible these days to get non skinny boot-cut jeans. I went into 5 different shops today and I saw rack after rack of different colors, zip-fly and button fly, faded and regular... but all of them skinny, drainpipe style jeans.

They are awful things to wear, especially for a guy my age. I don't want to spend 10 minutes getting them up my legs a half an inch a minute, and then walking like a robot. Who cares what the fashion is. All I want is jeans with a wider and more comfortable leg and boot-cut.
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  • Profile picture of the author Kay King
    Try Levi and CarHartt - also Duluth Trading Company
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    • Profile picture of the author Devil Reincarnated
      Originally Posted by Kay King View Post

      Try Levi and CarHartt - also Duluth Trading Company
      I love Levi's, but have to travel miles to a half decent store to get them. It seems all local town stores have been brainwashed by some quite remarkable sales rep, that skinny jeans are where it's at.

      I think the aliens are coming, and we're being conditioned and prepared to be sucked up the tubes onto the spaceships more easily.
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  • Profile picture of the author whateverpedia
    Why not knit your own pair?
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    • Profile picture of the author Princess Balestra
      Originally Posted by whateverpedia View Post

      Why not knit your own pair?

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      • Profile picture of the author whateverpedia
        Originally Posted by Princess Balestra View Post

        SALLY FRUGAL TEACHES
        Embroider Your Own Bra.

        Ain't the new millennium so insane you can't think?
        And when that comes to bras, girls -- we're talking serious PAIN.
        For too long, we've been straitjacketed like twin octopi amputees tryin' to get along on a quasi-symmetrical ticket.

        And we been straitjacketed by ... poor design ... poor fabric ... poor deal.

        Here at Sally Frugal Teaches, we're committed to empowering your boobies to truly SHINE.

        Now you can go crazy with historic art craft techniques that have been around since the Bayeux Tapestry -- while retaining the freedom to incorporate EZ-on EZ-off velcro fits into all your sneakiest designs!

        Whatever your cup size, we have the needlecraft knowhow to deliver the comfort and support you desire, while also allowing for the alluring nipple poke-thru you seek without it seeming like a total frickin' ACCIDENT.

        Embroider Your Own Bra sets you free to swing out or suffocate.

        All you gotta do is refrain from being incompetetent regarding following the instructions!

        This exclusive offer normally retails at $775 -- but the next lucky contributor to this post gets ONE BOOBIE FREE!!!

        It's now or never, ladies!
        Curse you Princess. Since I first read your post I haven't been able to get boobies out of mind. These thoughts have managed to completely block out all the other important things I think of a daily basis, like jugs, hooters, norks, funbags, boozzies, t!ts, mammalian protuberances, and.. well, that's about it.

        I repeat, curse you Princess.
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    • Profile picture of the author lanfear63
      Originally Posted by whateverpedia View Post

      Why not knit your own pair?
      Are you trying to pull the Wool over his Thighs?
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      • Profile picture of the author whateverpedia
        Originally Posted by lanfear63 View Post

        Are you trying to pull the Wool over his Thighs?
        If the price is right, why not. I'm open to offers.
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  • Profile picture of the author Kay King
    Duluth trading company clothing is not cheap - but it's the most comfortable stuff I've found anywhere and you can order online.


    Here's a clue for Levis - you can order from a levi store on Amazon - which means you are assured of quick refunds should they not fit right.


    I'm an expert at buying stuff without ever having to set foot in a store - I hate shopping.
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    • Profile picture of the author Monetize
      Originally Posted by Kay King View Post

      Duluth trading company clothing is not cheap - but it's the most comfortable stuff I've found anywhere and you can order online.

      I've seen their commercials but it never occurred
      to me to check them for women's clothes. I need
      comfort so I'm going to order some stuff from there
      next time I shop for clothes.
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  • Profile picture of the author Monetize
    Walmart online has a wide variety of jeans.
    For women, you can select from different
    styles and they carry Jordache, Lee, Levis,
    Wrangler as well as their own label. I've
    been buying the Sofia Vergara brand lately
    as I like different colors, not just blue jeans
    and it's great when they are on clearance
    for under $10. Check out the men's dept
    they have several options for jeans as well.
    Once you figure out what size is best for
    you, online ordering is the way to go.
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  • Profile picture of the author Kay King
    They are really good clothes...I love their flannel shirts and sweatshirts. Not cheap but they last - and look good - for years. Also like the long tails on the shirts....that's my commercial for the day



    Haven't tried their jeans - my little secret is I buy jeans at resale/thrift shops...they are already softened up and broken in. My jeans are for riding so comfort is the priority.
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    • Profile picture of the author Devil Reincarnated
      Originally Posted by Kay King View Post


      my little secret is I buy jeans at resale/thrift shops...
      That's my next port of call tomorrow. I've had a few good buys there over the years. I don't really shop online for clothes. I much prefer to try them on in store before buying.


      Originally Posted by Kay King View Post


      My jeans are for riding so comfort is the priority.
      Far, far too much information!
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      • Profile picture of the author Monetize
        Originally Posted by Devil Reincarnated View Post

        I much prefer to try them on in store before buying.

        So does most everybody, and that is why I
        prefer to get my clothes through mail order.
        They arrive brand new, usually wrapped in
        plastic, and other people haven't had them
        on. Same with shoes, purses, hats, etc.
        I am an OCD germophobe so I can't deal
        with second-hand things unless it's
        furniture or something.
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  • Profile picture of the author LizzieSp
    you just need to look for regular or relaxed fit jeans
    In order to choose the size when buying on the Internet, use the measuring tape and the size table of the store. If you live in Temple https://cashloansnearby.com/texas/temple/ will help you if you need a loan
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  • Profile picture of the author Kay King
    is not - didn't say what I was riding....so the problem may be your imagination, ya think?


    Point was - not buying jeans for social occasions or appearance but for usefulness.
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  • Profile picture of the author joerodon
    Ahh i dont want to wear jeans its so irritating for me now i dont know why
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  • Profile picture of the author Diego Aguirre
    Yeah I agree... and you know, the devil reincarnated can't be walking around flashing those kinds of pants...
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  • Profile picture of the author robertvincent
    Some people just like this kind fashion. Well its vary person to person. And yeah sometimes awful get into trends. That's pathetic.
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  • Profile picture of the author agmccall
    Where I live in Upstate, NY we have Boscovs, Kohls, TJ Max, Marshalls, Target, Walmart and they all have regular jeans. And all but Walmart have the bigger names like Lee and Levis. Also Tractor Supply

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