The Ultimate Pickup Line Finally Revealed

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You always wondered what it might be, finally I can put you out of your misery.

The ultimate pickup line is to say: "Hello, Who Are You?" It's perfect, a closed question that demands a response, even if it's "eff off" , you could say: "well that's a funny name". Saying that pickup line demands the person makes themselves known. It says, tell me, your name, all about yourself, your achievements etc. It is challenging to them

I actually got it from a lady years ago who used it as an opening line on me. I was impressed.

So, that's mine, can you better it
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  • Profile picture of the author Frank Donovan
    A friend of mine tried that line last week on a day out at Wimbledon. Didn't work.

    "Serena Williams, you idiot!" was the response.
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  • Profile picture of the author Kay King
    The BEST line I've ever heard...


    She was sitting alone at the bar of a nice restaurant - waiting out the worst of downtown 5 PM traffic. She was having a good day - enjoying a drink and minding her own business. Man walks around from the far side of the bar....


    Him: "Excuse me, I may be wrong - but were you smiling at me?"


    Her: "No, I wasn't."


    Him: "Well, you should have been - hi, I'm Brett"


    It was a good run for 2 years - and we're still friends today.
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    • Profile picture of the author lanfear63
      Originally Posted by Kay King View Post

      The BEST line I've ever heard...


      She was sitting alone at the bar of a nice restaurant - waiting out the worst of downtown 5 PM traffic. She was having a good day - enjoying a drink and minding her own business. Man walks around from the far side of the bar....


      Him: "Excuse me, I may be wrong - but were you smiling at me?"


      Her: "No, I wasn't."


      Him: "Well, you should have been - hi, I'm Brett"


      It was a good run for 2 years - and we're still friends today.
      You got lucky, a good one, my sister met all her boyfriends and husband in bars (that only lasted 4 years, one of them married) and one of them she had to get a restraining order against after he forced himself on her. She has now vowed never to entertain getting a boyfriend again.

      Still, perhaps the mentality of the people who go to bars in the US is a little better than the "Pub" crowd in the UK. All bar two or three of my girlfriends came from meetups at parties in peoples homes. A party in the UK is far more riotous than in the US unless it was a college affair.
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    • Profile picture of the author N1coleW
      Good one, I will remember it for the future) It's some kind of talent and art
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    • Profile picture of the author iDigMark
      Okay, this is so sleek
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        Originally Posted by iDigMark View Post

        Okay, this is so sleek
        While stroking your beard, perhaps?
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  • Profile picture of the author Claude Whitacre
    Not a pick up line...

    But the best turn down I ever had was when I asked a very attractive young woman out (I may have been 20 years old at the time).

    She said "You have many attributes that I find very attractive in other men".

    I laughed out loud, and told her that it was the best thing I ever heard.
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    • Profile picture of the author lanfear63
      Originally Posted by Claude Whitacre View Post

      Not a pick up line...

      But the best turn down I ever had was when I asked a very attractive young woman out (I may have been 20 years old at the time).

      She said "You have many attributes that I find very attractive in other men".

      I laughed out loud, and told her that it was the best thing I ever heard.
      "You have many attributes that I find very attractive in other men"

      I find an attraction to ear and nose hair a little disturbing
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  • "You're so hot I bet your Mom could play for Venus. Is she here too?"

    Thing is, many guys find it attractive in gals that they can open a Budweiser with their teeth.

    But it is way more spectaculah when you can whack the lid off with a well-placed heel.

    Proof?

    Relationship expert Yuri N. Theistogettar conducted a survey of 2,467 guys in 2019 as part of a behavioral study pannin' 16 nations.

    He discovered guys were 75% more likely to kiss gals if'n they looked like they ain't been smacked in the chops with no baseball bat.

    "Vampire chic is sexy," said Theistogettar, "but if a gal can't finish a burger without a knife and fork, she is finished as a species."
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  • Profile picture of the author Claude Whitacre
    The best line I ever used was "Would you like to dance?"

    And they would say "Sure".

    And then I would ask "With me?"

    And they would say "Of course with you"

    And then I would ask "You mean right now?"

    And they would say "Well, I was going to say "yes", but you sound like an idiot, so now I'm not sure"

    And then I would say "So you won't dance with an idiot? That's mental racism".

    And they would say "Please leave me alone"

    And I would say "Sure. You mean right now?"


    That was a joke.
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    • Profile picture of the author lanfear63
      Originally Posted by Claude Whitacre View Post

      The best line I ever used was "Would you like to dance?"

      And they would say "Sure".

      And then I would ask "With me?"

      And they would say "Of course with you"

      And then I would ask "You mean right now?"

      And they would say "Well, I was going to say "yes", but you sound like an idiot, so now I'm not sure"

      And then I would say "So you won't dance with an idiot? That's mental racism".

      And they would say "Please leave me alone"

      And I would say "Sure. You mean right now?"


      That was a joke.
      I did not give you a thanks for the content. The thought of seeing you dance was far funnier.
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  • Profile picture of the author Dan Riffle
    Claude's ultimate pick up line:

    Claude: "Can I get a dozen cream sticks, two dozen chocolate glazed, six sausage, egg and cheese bagels, six orders of hash browns, and three cookie dough milkshakes?"

    Cashier: "That's quite an order, sir, but this is a tire shop."

    Claude: "So...no milkshakes?"
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    • Profile picture of the author lanfear63
      Originally Posted by Dan Riffle View Post

      Claude's ultimate pick up line:

      Claude: "Can I get a dozen cream sticks, two dozen chocolate glazed, six sausage, egg and cheese bagels, six orders of hash browns, and three cookie dough milkshakes?"

      Cashier: "That's quite an order, sir, but this is a tire shop."

      Claude: "So...no milkshakes?"
      Cashier: That's quite an order, sir, but this is a tire shop and you remind me of the Michelin Man .

      Claude: Humph, I saw the tire sign and mistook it for a ring doughnut. I would not buy from you anyway, your prices are daylight rubbery.
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  • Profile picture of the author lanfear63
    I used my pickup line on a woman in Walmart. An hour later she knew all about the Mandela Effect and I was alone again.
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    • Profile picture of the author Frank Donovan
      Originally Posted by lanfear63 View Post

      I used my pickup line on a woman in Walmart. An hour later she knew all about the Mandela Effect and I was alone again.
      I seem to remember it as Wal-Mart. That's just spooky.
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      • Profile picture of the author lanfear63
        Originally Posted by Frank Donovan View Post

        I seem to remember it as Wal-Mart. That's just spooky.
        it used to have a dash between the name from 1968-92, was replaced with a star till 2008 and then the separation was dropped altogether. It's been just Walmart ever since then.

        https://turbologo.com/articles/walmart-logo/
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  • Profile picture of the author Odahh
    It's 2020 the safest question to open with when an attractive woman is alone at a bar is "do you have a penis" then "if not I'll still buy you a drink if you want"

    In the Philippines the second part of that is "if not do you think we would make cute babies "

    I don't drink in bars in The US
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    • Profile picture of the author Dan Riffle
      Originally Posted by Odahh View Post

      It's 2020 the safest question to open with when an attractive woman is alone at a bar is "do you have a penis" then "if not I'll still buy you a drink if you want"

      In the Philippines the second part of that is "if not do you think we would make cute babies "

      I don't drink in bars in The US
      The safest pickup line in the US these days is, "Would you mind if my legal counsel consults with your legal counsel regarding the potential for amicable human relations between consenting adults of whichever genders they choose?"
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      • Profile picture of the author lanfear63
        Originally Posted by Dan Riffle View Post

        The safest pickup line in the US these days is, "Would you mind if my legal counsel consulted with your legal counsel regarding the potential for amicable human relations between consenting adults of whichever genders they choose?"
        I watch a guy on You-Tube called: "The Better Bachelor". Though some would say he's a bit sexist, he does point out that women are becoming very picky about the sort of man they want, to the point of being unable to ever find the perfect one because of such high standards, no compromises. He says that a lot of men are giving up on dating with a view to marriage, preferring perhaps the odd fling and like the freedom of being single.

        Women, he says are becoming increasingly frustrated that the best men are taken and no one left around to meet their requirements.

        He points out that the advantages of marriage has been diminished and the law increasingly is favoring women in the divorce proceedings. So, men are less likely to go for it.

        He does produce articles, stats and docs to backup his findings.
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        • Profile picture of the author Odahh
          Originally Posted by lanfear63 View Post

          I watch a guy on You-Tube called: "The Better Bachelor". Though some would say he's a bit sexist, he does point out that women are becoming very picky about the sort of man they want, to the point of being unable to ever find the perfect one because of such high standards, no compromises. He says that a lot of men are giving up on dating with a view to marriage, preferring perhaps the odd fling and like the freedom of being single.

          Women, he says are becoming increasingly frustrated that the best men are taken and no one left around to meet their requirements.

          He points out that the advantages of marriage has been diminished and the law increasingly is favoring women in the divorce proceedings. So, men are less likely to go for it.

          He does produce articles, stats and docs to backup his findings.
          Well woman usually requires the men they want to marry to be better educated and or make as much or more money.

          The woman who get the best men marry the men while they are not the best but have the best potential and keep the men on track to meet that potential.

          We just don't have a model for when woman have more potential in greater numbers than men.

          Where home appliances fast food and birth control allowed woman to go into the work force and get better educated
          While advancing tech has reduced the value or replaced the need for manual labor

          The situation seems far worse in Japan because of 30 years of a stagnant economy and a culture of overwork. Wherever both sexes are working and not really able to be married and have children
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          • Profile picture of the author lanfear63
            Originally Posted by Odahh View Post

            Well woman usually requires the men they want to marry to be better educated and or make as much or more money.

            The woman who get the best men marry the men while they are not the best but have the best potential and keep the men on track to meet that potential.

            We just don't have a model for when woman have more potential in greater numbers than men.

            Where home appliances fast food and birth control allowed woman to go into the work force and get better educated
            While advancing tech has reduced the value or replaced the need for manual labor

            The situation seems far worse in Japan because of 30 years of a stagnant economy and a culture of overwork. Wherever both sexes are working and not really able to be married and have children
            The traditional roles have been turned on their head, not saying that's a bad thing. Women getting more jobs, better jobs and more better paid one's and still maintaining their upbringing indoctrinations that the man should be the main provider, even though they no longer stay at home and can be higher paid than the men they meet which is not good enough. I suppose the more this becomes the norm in newer generations it will be less and less pushed by the parents doing this themselves.
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            • Profile picture of the author Odahh
              Originally Posted by lanfear63 View Post

              The traditional roles have been turned on their head, not saying that's a bad thing. Women getting more jobs, better jobs and more better paid one's and still maintaining their upbringing indoctrinations that the man should be the main provider, even though they no longer stay at home and can be higher paid than the men they meet which is not good enough. I suppose the more this becomes the norm in newer generations it will be less and less pushed by the parents doing this themselves.
              What if those traditional roles where not really traditional in the US we don't really have traditions we have a marketing based culture that convinces people relatively new way of living are really traditional

              Back when things where more traditional a married couples first born was "premature " in that the first born was born well before 9 months after the wedding

              Technology is changing everything at at faster rate and wiping out many traditions
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      • Profile picture of the author Claude Whitacre
        Originally Posted by Dan Riffle View Post

        The safest pickup line in the US these days is, "Would you mind if my legal counsel consulted with your legal counsel regarding the potential for amicable human relations between consenting adults of whichever genders they choose?"
        I know I sound like my own grandfather....but I am sooooo glad I no longer have to worry about dating.

        I am entering the age when a sexist comment from me isn't even treated like a micro aggression. I'm so old now, I'm not longer a temptation or a threat.


        Being old and unattractive has its perks.
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        • Profile picture of the author Dan Riffle
          Originally Posted by Claude Whitacre View Post

          Being old and unattractive has its perks.
          Sure, but being young and unattractive must've sucked.
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    • Profile picture of the author lanfear63
      Originally Posted by whateverpedia View Post

      "Hi, my name's Warren Buffet".
      My suspicions are confirmed

      I had to drop the "Hi, I have two tickets for a Claude Whitacre Seminar and was wondering..." one as he retired from doing them for the most part. Lean times.
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    When I list out list out my conditions as in high functioning autism, rapid cycling bi polar disorder and list of other conditions. I tend to be attracted to or get interests from women with their own list . Which tends not to last very long

    Plus it is not my right to breed and most likely produce a child that more likely than not will be messed up.

    As much as the USA claims to promote freedom in practice we resort to drugs to fit into social expectations
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  • Profile picture of the author GordonJ
    Having been born with an unusual condition...

    This didn't work on my wife (ex), but it served me well for a long time for fun times without all the yada, yada, yada or yakity-yak-yak.

    I walked into a bar, dance club, looked around, caught an eye or two, then I simply licked my eyebrows.

    Not sure it would work today, but back in the day, girls couldn't resist moist eyebrows, I guess?

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      Originally Posted by GordonJ View Post

      Having been born with an unusual condition...

      This didn't work on my wife (ex), but it served me well for a long time for fun times without all the yada, yada, yada or yakity-yak-yak.

      I walked into a bar, dance club, looked around, caught an eye or two, then I simply licked my eyebrows.

      Not sure it would work today, but back in the day, girls couldn't resist moist eyebrows, I guess?

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      And Gordon goes and wins the thread
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    • Profile picture of the author lanfear63
      Originally Posted by GordonJ View Post

      Having been born with an unusual condition...

      This didn't work on my wife (ex), but it served me well for a long time for fun times without all the yada, yada, yada or yakity-yak-yak.

      I walked into a bar, dance club, looked around, caught an eye or two, then I simply licked my eyebrows.

      Not sure it would work today, but back in the day, girls couldn't resist moist eyebrows, I guess?

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      When you visit S&M Clubs, do you lick your eye Lashes.
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  • Profile picture of the author Kay King
    Gordon goes and wins the thread

    ...and totally changes the mental image I have of him in the process.


    I walked into a bar, dance club, looked around, caught an eye or two, then I simply licked my eyebrows.


    ...and cleared the joint so you had your choice of bar stools?
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    Originally Posted by GordonJ View Post

    I walked into a bar, dance club, looked around, caught an eye or two, then I simply licked my eyebrows.
    Originally Posted by Kay King View Post

    ...and cleared the joint so you had your choice of bar stools?
    Yes. He forgot to mention that he carried them in his wallet.
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  • Profile picture of the author Jonathan 2.0
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    Originally Posted by lanfear63 View Post

    The ultimate pickup line is to say: "Hello, Who Are You?" It's perfect, a closed question that demands a response,
    Hi lanfear63. Thanks for the great Pickup line. A couple of questions:

    1. What's the "Sub-communication?" Essentially, how do you say the line? From reading your post, I would guess it's being somewhat inquisitive ... However I could be wrong. Maybe it's said in a more flirty manner? Second question 2. What's the "Social Context"? Do you walk up to a group of People having a great time and say your line? Or, maybe, you say it to a woman alone at a bar (which is typically unusual).

    Personally I can see your line working (getting to know her) after you have chatted to the woman (and her friends) when you actually know she's interested in you.
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      Originally Posted by Jonathan 2.0 View Post

      Hi lanfear63. Thanks for the great Pickup line. A couple of questions:

      1. What's the "Sub-communication?" Essentially, how do you say the line? From reading your post, I would guess it's being somewhat inquisitive ... However I could be wrong. Maybe it's said in a more flirty manner? Second question 2. What's the "Social Context"? Do you walk up to a group of People having a great time and say your line? Or, maybe, you say it to a woman alone at a bar (which is typically unusual).

      Personally I can see your line working (getting to know her) after you have chatted to the woman (and her friends) when you actually know she's interested in you.
      I would put it into the context of cold calling, like at a party to a stranger (was done on me at a party) or in a store or something. The inflection of it's delivery would vary as to your whim as long as its not aggressive. It's a "question" opener rather than saying something like "Hello, my names Blah, and you are, does not sound good. It could be friendly or a little sexy. saying who are you like your overwhelmed with the beauty standing before you.
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        Originally Posted by lanfear63 View Post

        I would put it into the context of cold calling, like at a party to a stranger (was done on me at a party) or in a store or something. The inflection of it's delivery would vary as to your whim as long as its not aggressive. It's a "question" opener rather than saying something like "Hello, my names Blah, and you are, does not sound good. It could be friendly or a little sexy. saying who are you like your overwhelmed with the beauty standing before you.
        Cool. Thanks lanfear63: I can definitely see it working in that situation.
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  • Profile picture of the author Mark Singletary
    Have you ever been accused of saying a pickup line, but you weren't?

    Many moons ago I was registering for a college class. I went up to the desk to start the process. The girl helping me was drop dead gorgeous. She asked me my name. I said, "Singletary." She hesitated for a minute and with a little snark said, "okay Terry." She thought I was pointing out I was single and that was my opening line.

    George Costanza had a winner. "My name is George. I'm unemployed and I live with my parents."

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    • Profile picture of the author Claude Whitacre
      Originally Posted by Mark Singletary View Post

      Have you ever been accused of saying a pickup line, but you weren't?

      Many moons ago I was registering for a college class. I went up to the desk to start the process. The girl helping me was drop dead gorgeous. She asked me my name. I said, "Singletary." She hesitated for a minute and with a little snark said, "okay Terry." She thought I was pointing out I was single and that was my opening line.
      I was in a whole foods store a few years ago, and the guy behind the counter gave me the price of something. I said "Are you open to a little dickering?"

      It never occurred to me that the question could be taken the wrong way.

      He looked sternly at me and said "No. I'm not interested in dickering with you, or anything else for that matter"

      I realized that he didn't know what "Dickering" meant.

      After a failed attempt at trying to explain what "dickering" meant, I just stopped talking and left the store. Never to return.





      I was in a McDonalds once, and a young girl was taking my order. The guy next to me was wearing a shirt that said "Austin 3:16" It was referring to professional wrestler Steve Austin.

      The girl asked me if I knew what it meant. And I said that it was a Bible verse, and then I let it go.

      The girl stopped talking...and started crying....and then started yelling at me "There is no Bible verse like that. I know my Bible, and you're trying to trick me!"

      For a few seconds, people around me were laughing, because I said it was a Bible verse. (and it obviously wasn't) They all stopped laughing when she started screaming. The girl kept screaming that I lied to her. That I was the Devil. I'm not joking.

      I didn't wait for my order. I walked outside and drove away. It was one of the very few moments in my life that I was genuinely scared of what might happen to me.

      Everyone in that McDonalds knew something for sure. I made that poor young girl cry. And I did something bad.

      Fortunately, it was a McDonalds in a state I was just driving through..
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    What's the "Sub-communication?

    Confidence.
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    • Profile picture of the author Jonathan 2.0
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      Originally Posted by Kay King View Post

      Confidence.
      Great point: Thanks Kay : )

      However, I think body language, eye contact/language, and vocal tonality play a important part of being perceived as being "confident". For example ... Lets take lanfear63's great line ... However the Person delivers it with poor eye-contact, nervous/submissive/low status body language ... Then the Person probably would not be perceived as being "confident"
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      • Profile picture of the author lanfear63
        Originally Posted by Jonathan 2.0 View Post

        Great point: Thanks Kay : )

        However, I think body language, eye contact/language, and vocal tonality play a important part of being perceived as being "confident". For example ... Lets take lanfear63's great line ... However the Person delivers it with poor eye-contact, nervous/submissive/low status body language ... Then the Person probably would not be perceived as being "confident"
        .
        I would say that as a line, to deliver it circumnavigates some of the shortcomings in other departments you may have, as long as not said aggressively or too blandly, It's a bit of a novelty and off guard opener and also does not need to be tailored to the occasion. It's self contained. Could a person be offended by it, most likely no, as it has a flattering aspect, to single someone out, make them seem a bit special that they are given the opportunity to name and also define themselves.

        Example added:

        Normal line.

        You: Hello, I'm Fred.

        Lady: I'm Marcie

        Embarrassed silence

        Using the "Hello, who are you?" line:

        You: hello, who are you?

        Lady: I'm Marcie (feels the need to define herself a little) I work for xyz cutlery in sales.

        You: I'm Fred, I'm currently working in retirement. So that's how you make your bread and butter eh, and you even have something to spread the butter on the bread. (might get a laugh or smile, I said might)

        So the response "might" get more than one answer, not just a name, but an occupation, more ways to have conversation.
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        • Profile picture of the author Jonathan 2.0
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          Originally Posted by lanfear63 View Post

          I would say that as a line, to deliver it circumnavigates some of the shortcomings in other departments you may have, as long as not said aggressively or too blandly, It's a bit of a novelty[...]
          Fair enough. : ) I agree that it's a good line. However ...

          Originally Posted by lanfear63 View Post

          [...]and off guard opener and also does not need to be tailored to the occasion. It's self contained.
          How do you know that for certain? Have you tested it many times in different social situations?
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            Originally Posted by Jonathan 2.0 View Post

            Fair enough. : ) I agree that it's a good line. However ...



            How do you know that for certain? Have you tested it many times in different social situations?
            Jonathan come across the pond and once woman hear you're English accent they will find you more interesting
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              Originally Posted by Odahh View Post

              John come across the pond and once woman hear you're English accent they will find you more interesting
              (Lol) OK -- should I ask them out for tea??
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                Originally Posted by Jonathan 2.0 View Post

                (Lol) OK -- should I ask them out for tea??
                ...and crumpets.
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                  Originally Posted by Dan Riffle View Post

                  ...and crumpets.
                  Yeah, got to have crumpets.
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              • Profile picture of the author Odahh
                Originally Posted by Jonathan 2.0 View Post

                (Lol) OK -- should I ask them out for tea??
                Depends what part of the US you visit just don't jump to asking her over for some bangers and mash followed by some spotted dick
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                  • Profile picture of the author Dan Riffle
                    Originally Posted by Jonathan 2.0 View Post

                    What about Cumberland sausages with red ketchup and brown sauce? A bit dirty but kind of nice .... (Lol)
                    That sounds like the kind of night you can't forget and don't want to remember...
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                      That sounds like the kind of night you can't forget and don't want to remember...
                      Lol. Yeah. Strange post. Decided to delete it.
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                    • Originally Posted by Dan Riffle View Post

                      That sounds like the kind of night you can't forget and don't want to remember...

                      tbh my boobies retracted so fast I accidentally blinded sum twins immediately behind me in the shoe store shoppin' for shoes made 'em look individyool.



                      (this is naht a pickup line btw.)
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                        Originally Posted by Princess Balestra View Post

                        tbh my boobies retracted so fast I accidentally blinded sum twins immediately behind me in the shoe store shoppin' for shoes made 'em look individyool.



                        (this is naht a pickup line btw.)
                        Did it hurt when you fell from Heaven??

                        (Lol)
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                        • Profile picture of the author lanfear63
                          Originally Posted by Jonathan 2.0 View Post

                          Did it hurt when you fell from Heaven??

                          (Lol)
                          I see you have your own brand of Pickup lines

                          When Claude tried that one on a hot day, having forgot to apply deodorant, the girl replied:

                          "Did it smell when you ascended from Hell"
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                            Originally Posted by lanfear63 View Post

                            I see you have your own brand of Pickup lines

                            When Claude tried that one on a hot day, having forgot to apply deodorant, the girl replied:

                            "Did it smell when you ascended from Hell"
                            Hey ― leave Claude out of this you big bully. : P Seriously though, I didn't mean anything by my post to Princess B was just trying to lighten the mood, I guess.
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                        • Profile picture of the author Odahh
                          Originally Posted by Jonathan 2.0 View Post

                          Did it hurt when you fell from Heaven??

                          (Lol)
                          Princess strike me more as a Valkyrie that and angel

                          But you can still ask where her wings are
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                    • Profile picture of the author Claude Whitacre
                      Originally Posted by Dan Riffle View Post

                      That sounds like the kind of night you can't forget and don't want to remember...
                      The Kind Of Night You Can't Forget And Don't Want To Remember

                      The title of your wife's autobiography.
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                        Originally Posted by Claude Whitacre View Post

                        The Kind Of Night You Can't Forget And Don't Want To Remember

                        The title of your wife's autobiography.
                        Dan was a low point in her life.
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                        Originally Posted by Claude Whitacre View Post

                        The Kind Of Night You Can't Forget And Don't Want To Remember

                        The title of your wife's autobiography.
                        It took you nearly 29 hours to come up with that zinger.

                        You're slowing down, old man.
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                        • Profile picture of the author Claude Whitacre
                          Originally Posted by Dan Riffle View Post

                          It took you nearly 29 hours to come up with that zinger.

                          You're slowing down, old man.
                          No, In fact, Cheryl read your last post and said "Aren't you going to reply? Dan seems lost without you".

                          I said "Let him stew in his own juices for a day or so. I'll reply when I feel like it".


                          Great. Now I want stew.
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              • Profile picture of the author lanfear63
                Originally Posted by Jonathan 2.0 View Post

                (Lol) OK -- should I ask them out for tea??
                Good tea in the US is something of a rarity. Many people drink iced tea which is about as memorable as pig swill, the sort of thing that the UK would throw down the sink, like a weak cold cup of tea that never had any milk in it. However, I like Lipton's iced tea with lemon, lime or peach flavorings. I drink that from the bottle, chilled. As for British Tea, you can get PG Tips or Tetley from most major Superstores, PG Tips are expensive while Tetley is sold in boxes that just say: British Style Tea and pretty cheap. I drink that with 2% milk.

                America is not too familiar with the term "Crumpet" being used in the UK as slang for an attractive women. I think you can find the edible type of crumpet in stores. As for British style tea and cake houses, they are few and far between.

                I find that American women tend to be a bit more Whiney than their British counterparts but I'm sure that their are many exceptions. I just happened to be married to one for 16 years.

                I should write an "Ex-Pats Guide To Living In America" Book, but I can't bring myself to do it as I was never called Pat.
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              • Profile picture of the author lanfear63
                "When I was a young man and single, I really did pick up a lot of women. Being a salesman helped, because that's one way to meet lots of women."

                That was then, this is now:

                Claude: Hello

                Girl: Hello Mister

                Security Guard: Excuse me sir, can I see your ticket for the senior prom?
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                  Originally Posted by lanfear63 View Post

                  "When I was a young man and single, I really did pick up a lot of women. Being a salesman helped, because that's one way to meet lots of women."

                  That was then, this is now:

                  Claude: Hello

                  Girl: Hello Mister

                  Security Guard: Excuse me sir, can I see your ticket for the senior prom?
                  I didn't know retirees even had proms. (Get it? Senior?)

                  I'm so out of the game now that...

                  When a good looking woman walks into the store, I don't even hold in my stomach anymore.

                  I'm so old.....women don't even mentally reject me. The thought never occurs to them in the first place.

                  I'm too old to even turn girls off.

                  I'm the reason they invented pajamas.

                  I'm the reason they invented twin beds.
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                  • Profile picture of the author lanfear63
                    Originally Posted by Claude Whitacre View Post

                    I didn't know retirees even had proms. (Get it? Senior?)

                    I'm so out of the game now that...

                    When a good looking woman walks into the store, I don't even hold in my stomach anymore.

                    I'm so old.....women don't even mentally reject me. The thought never occurs to them in the first place.

                    I'm too old to even turn girls off.

                    I'm the reason they invented pajamas.

                    I'm the reason they invented twin beds.
                    "I didn't know retirees even had proms. (Get it? Senior?)"

                    I was going to say "Jr" prom but thought better of it.

                    My looks are very volatile. With a good nights sleep, wash and brush Up I can look ok, Possibly be mistaken for someone in their early 50's. My hair, like my mothers refused to go grey, so at 64 I still have mousey light brown to blond hair color. (though it is thinning slowly) I seem to have a knack of buying rather cool Hawaiian shirts which always get a comment of "Like your shirt" each time I visit the food store. Most of the time, twice. I wear them all the time along with jeans. I don't even possess a serviceable suit. I lost quite a bit of weight after my divorce so look trimmer. I am beginning to get that crepe skin that the older generation get, but my face is relatively unlined for some reason. Possibly due to the Texas humidity.

                    Not actively looking for another relationship but if I was, I have learned to appreciate women in their 50's to early 60's so would be my targeted audience.
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                      Originally Posted by lanfear63 View Post

                      "I didn't know retirees even had proms. (Get it? Senior?)"

                      I was going to say "Jr" prom but thought better of it.

                      My looks are very volatile. With a good nights sleep, wash and brush Up I can look ok, Possibly be mistaken for someone in their early 50's. My hair, like my mothers refused to go grey, so at 64 I still have mousey light brown to blond hair color. (though it is thinning slowly) I seem to have a knack of buying rather cool Hawaiian shirts which always get a comment of "Like your shirt" each time I visit the food store. Most of the time, twice. I wear them all the time along with jeans. I don't even possess a serviceable suit. I lost quite a bit of weight after my divorce so look trimmer. I am beginning to get that crepe skin that the older generation get, but my face is relatively unlined for some reason. Possibly due to the Texas humidity.

                      Not actively looking for another relationship but if I was, I have learned to appreciate women in their 50's to early 60's so would be my targeted audience.

                      Just flash that Limey accent and you'll do fine. Tell them you're the Duke of Nottingham or something and that you gave up you title for love and the ex broke your heart after you gave up everything. You'll have the biddies eating out of your hand.
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                      • Profile picture of the author Claude Whitacre
                        Originally Posted by Dan Riffle View Post

                        Just flash that Limey accent and you'll do fine. Tell them you're the Duke of Nottingham or something and that you gave up you title for love and the ex broke your heart after you have up everything. You'll have the bitties eating out of your hand.
                        And for all those people assigned female at birth....when Riffle says "Bitties" he thinks it means respectable cultured English ladies with pedigrees.

                        Honest.
                        (I have your back, Bro)
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                          Originally Posted by Claude Whitacre View Post

                          And for all those people assigned female at birth....when Riffle says "Bitties" he thinks it means respectable cultured English ladies with pedigrees.
                          And for all those people assigned female - and British - at birth...when Claude says ladies with "pedigrees", he thinks it means breeding. He's honestly not comparing you to Springer Spaniels.




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                          Originally Posted by Claude Whitacre View Post

                          And for all those people assigned female at birth....when Riffle says "Bitties" he thinks it means respectable cultured English ladies with pedigrees.

                          Honest.
                          (I have your back, Bro)
                          Damn you, Autocorrect.
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                      • Profile picture of the author lanfear63
                        Originally Posted by Dan Riffle View Post

                        Just flash that Limey accent and you'll do fine. Tell them you're the Duke of Nottingham or something and that you gave up you title for love and the ex broke your heart after you have up everything. You'll have the biddies eating out of your hand.
                        Allow me to introduce myself: Duke Claudeinand 3rd of Wooster, In Worcestershire. I have enough sauce for both of us. Excellent idea.
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          • Profile picture of the author lanfear63
            Originally Posted by Jonathan 2.0 View Post

            Fair enough. : ) I agree that it's a good line. However ...



            How do you know that for certain? Have you tested it many times in different social situations?
            A few times and was pretty good, but I have had several long term relationships so not had a reason to test it out extensively.

            Added, when you get to my age, some of the demographics of the age group you now find yourself targeting don't remember who they are anyway.
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        Originally Posted by Jonathan 2.0 View Post

        Great point: Thanks Kay : )

        However, I think body language, eye contact/language, and vocal tonality play a important part of being perceived as being "confident". For example ... Lets take lanfear63's great line ... However the Person delivers it with poor eye-contact, nervous/submissive/low status body language ... Then the Person probably would not be perceived as being "confident"
        .
        Well to ask"Who are you" requires very little confidence. So it's perfect for a more nervous type person and only requires the confidence someone will tell you who they are and maybe continue talking.

        I don't pick up woman in bars but I can get into conversations easy enough . I'll buy a picture of beer and invite a woman I'm talking to to help me drink it.


        Two reasons I don't drink in bars is I find it expensive and I have enough hearing loss from loud music and working around heavy machinery I have a hard time hearing most people if there is a lot of background noise
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    "I was in a whole foods store"

    Right away, we know 100% that this story was made up.
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      Originally Posted by lanfear63 View Post

      "I was in a whole foods store"

      Right away, we know 100% that this story was made up.
      When I heard the words "Whole foods", I assumed they meant that I get to eat the whole thing...everything they had in the store. All at one sitting.

      I was disappointed to learn (after I got there) that you still just pay for individual items, and cannot eat everything you see at one time.


      A serious thought about Pick Up Lines.

      I used to go to bars (decades ago) looking for women. Something that eventually dawned on me.

      When they first meet you, they know something you do not. They know how their night will end.

      I could never dance, but it didn't stop me from asking women to dance. Why? Because it was a way to almost instantly know what they were thinking.

      Some women will let you buy them a drink, just to get the drink. But they won't dance with you unless there is something about you they like.

      And I took a "No" very very easily. In fact, anything less than immediate enthusiasm meant "No" to me.




      I may have told this story before. A woman that worked for me (I may have been 30 at the time) and I were at a nice bar. This woman was a great salesperson and aggressive when she wanted something.

      After a few drinks, I bet her that I could pick up a woman faster than she could pick up a man.

      I had forgotten that she was a woman...and what that meant.

      While I was finishing my drink, she got up and walked half way across the floor. The first man that came close to her, she grabbed by the arm, whispered something to him, and they both walked out the door. It was less than a minute.

      The next day she was laughing at my ignorance.
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      • Profile picture of the author lanfear63
        Originally Posted by Claude Whitacre View Post

        When I heard the words "Whole foods", I assumed they meant that I get to eat the whole thing...everything they had in the store. All at one sitting.

        I was disappointed to learn (after I got there) that you still just pay for individual items, and cannot eat everything you see at one time.
        Just came across this. A most bizarre store in Nevada, Area 15, called Omega Mart. More an experience to walk through although you can buy some of the stuff. Totally weird. Totally artsy and out of this world. If you skip along to the last third of the vid there are some weird visually stunning electronic art experiences.

        https://youtu.be/6cpZQS-X-70
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    "When they first meet you, they know something you do not. They know how their night will end"

    Owner of a new Vacuum Cleaner?
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    My Pickup line is:
    Hi, may I know about you!
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    • Profile picture of the author Claude Whitacre
      Originally Posted by Brackwom View Post

      My Pickup line is:
      Hi, may I know about you!

      My favorite line is "Hi, I have a thousand dollars burning a hole in my pocket. I'm looking for a woman who likes money, and can keep a secret".


      All I keep hearing when I use it is "I'm your wife, you idiot! And I wish I could keep that a secret".
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        You should let women pick you up Claude ... (Although, I guess they would have to be kind of strong??)

        Lol ― Sorry, couldn't resist.
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        • Profile picture of the author Claude Whitacre
          Originally Posted by Jonathan 2.0 View Post

          You should let women pick you up Claude ... (Although, I guess they would have to be kind of strong??)

          Lol ― Sorry, couldn't resist.
          : )
          Actually, I'm going to be serious now.

          When I was a young man and single, I really did pick up a lot of women. Being a salesman helped, because that's one way to meet lots of women.

          But if I were in a bar or gathering, I'd get reasonably close to a girl I found interesting, and would let her say the first thing. I may just smile and say "Hello", but she would have to say the first complete sentence.

          Why? Because it's better if they talk first. I never pursued a girl (when I first met her), I left her openings in conversation to let her show interest in me, if she had any.

          Then I would usually say something funny, or compliment something about her.......or just ask her a question that told her nothing about me, like "Do you enjoy these events?"

          Their answer, along with posture and expression, will tell me whether to cut it short or keep it going.

          A thing that is very hard for men to understand is this.....women are just as interested in meeting interesting men, as we are in meeting them. Many times, if you just say "Hello" and smile, they will keep the ball rolling.

          You just have to be able to smile, if they are rude and turn their back on you. Or if they just say "I'm married".

          Remember this, in any gathering of 100 people, if half are women...there are probably 5 women within walking distance that are interesting, attractive, smart, single....and would be interested in meeting you. You just have to enjoy the process of finding them through the crowd.

          And to anyone watching you talk to these women...you're just a popular guy with women.
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            Wow. Thanks Claude. I appreciate you sharing your insights and experience. Similarly, for me, knowing what to say at certain points in the conversation/interaction (including getting their numbers) is helpful. : )
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            Originally Posted by Claude Whitacre View Post

            Actually, I'm going to be serious now.


            And to anyone watching you talk to these women...you're just a popular guy with women.
            My wireing is different I prefer to travel and live outside the use and live somewhere for a few months at a time

            I don't have to pick women up then

            I did pick up women when I was working on the strip in Las Vegas. But I don't think "you look like you need a place to sleep tonight " works anywhere else
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