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I just received a spam email from a company on "Riffel" Road in Wooster Ohio.

Hmm, exchange the e and the l and your mind starts spinning with the possibilities. Hmmm...

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  • Profile picture of the author Claude Whitacre
    Originally Posted by Mark Singletary View Post

    I just received a spam email from a company on "Riffel" Road in Wooster Ohio.

    Hmm, exchange the e and the l and your mind starts spinning with the possibilities. Hmmm...

    Mark
    Riffle Road in Wooster is a very short and unimportant road. Every year, vandals (We call them Patriots) take down the road sign, because Riffle Road is an embarrassment to all the other roads in Wooster.

    There is only one house on Riffle Road. And in that house lives the Village Idiot. It was after him that we named the road.

    No need to look these facts up. I can vouch for their veracity.
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      Originally Posted by Claude Whitacre View Post

      Riffle Road in Wooster is a very short and unimportant road. Every year, vandals (We call them Patriots) take down the road sign, because Riffle Road is an embarrassment to all the other roads in Wooster.

      There is only one house on Riffle Road. And in that house lives the Village Idiot. It was after him that we named the road.

      No need to look these facts up. I can vouch for their veracity.
      Riffle Road is adjacent to Claude Crescent where you live. It was named after the fact that when you bent over it looked like a Crescent Moon had appeared.

      All true.
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        Originally Posted by lanfear63 View Post

        Riffle Road is adjacent to Claude Crescent where you live. It was named after the fact that when you bent over it looked like a Crescent Moon had appeared.

        All true.
        Claude Crescent,...oh, yeah that is the one with all of the Speed Humps, (wreaks havoc on the Crispy Creme trucks).
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          Originally Posted by tagiscom View Post

          Claude Crescent,...oh, yeah that is the one with all of the Speed Humps, (wreaks havoc on the Crispy Creme trucks).
          "Claude Crescent,...oh, yeah that is the one with all of the Lard Bumps"

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    The only things in Wooster are disappointed fathers and herpes (all the simplexes). It has not been proven if there's a statistical correlation.
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    • Profile picture of the author Claude Whitacre
      Originally Posted by Dan Riffle View Post

      The only things in Wooster are disappointed fathers and herpes (all the simplexes). It has not been proven if there's a statistical correlation.


      As your real father, I am forced to agree with you.
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