Howdy - any old farts still around?

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A WSO facebook ad caught my eye a few days ago - which made me realize its been YEARs since I've beem here. How are things going on the forum?

Maybe I'll check in every 5 years instead of 7 :-)

--Jack
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  • Profile picture of the author Dan Riffle
    Jack! How the hell are you?

    Good to see you stop by.
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  • Profile picture of the author Claude Whitacre
    Originally Posted by jacktackett View Post

    A WSO facebook ad caught my eye a few days ago - which made me realize its been YEARs since I've beem here. How are things going on the forum?

    Maybe I'll check in every 5 years instead of 7 :-)

    --Jack
    Jack!

    Yes, there are still old farts around.

    I'm old, and Riffle is a fart.
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  • Profile picture of the author lanfear63
    Mine are still around, now that's staying power.

    Did not have much interaction with you but remember the face. Hope you are in fine fettle. Welcome back to the Covid survivors club.
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  • Profile picture of the author Kay King
    who you calling old? Oh....me?.....never mind
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    • Profile picture of the author discrat
      Hey Jack I remember the face and name. But I don't think we ever crossed paths in here as far as mingling with each other. But nonetheless welcome back and yes iam old and a fart
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    Joined this forum in 2010 as an 19 year old kid.... this forum is still on fire its crazy
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  • In a dynamic Cosmos, evry old fart evah pooted outta an ass gotta have REUNION VALYOO.

    Quite why, I know naht -- but surely this is possible.

    tbh Thanos was wastin' his time seekin' total inergalactic soopremacy.

    Guy shoulda been offrin' an excloosive Fart Recreation Service.

    "You will recall," he says, engagin' your eyeballs & the ground beneath your feet with zackly the same tremor, "how you had the capacity to REVELSE YOUR MOM even as a 3yo ... "

    (There are hand sweepin' gestures now, an' galaxies die. You get the sense Thanos is 'bout to say sumthin' BIG.)

    "Just as the Marvel Universe gathers together all fragments of realities it has spawned, so my exclusive Thanos Lift Your Cheeks & Go For It service puts you in touch once again with the most spectacular farts you ever done."

    (This ad beams live to your smartphone, so you now gaht 30s of promotional drivel, plus Benedict Cumberbatch announcin' he gonna make another Westoin & this time you'll see his dick when he goes swimmin'.)

    "We will reassemble molecules and gases for the benefit of your nostalgia-primed nostrils -- or prime trussed enemies with a torture they will never survive."

    Evry old fart is out there sumplace, jus' waitin' for the band to be put back togethah.


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    "Every lift of leg is an invitation to enjoy the waft."

    That's Thanos' strapline btw.

    He's rollin' it out beyond Marvel to the Star Wars & Star Trek franchises.







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  • This forum is still ok.
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    • Profile picture of the author discrat
      Originally Posted by erwin game gratis View Post

      This forum is still ok.
      Well that is just jim-dandy to know
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