Your Word, Quote Or Sentence Of The Day?

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Today my word was "Perpetuity".

"Destroy Dan Riffle" was yesterday's

What's currently your's?
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  • "Raindrops on roses and whiskers on kittens
    Bright copper kettles and warm woolen mittens
    Brown paper packages tied up with strings
    These are a few of my favorite things"

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  • Defenestrate
    Example: At every opportunity, Mark should be defenestrated.
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    • To remove someone from a "position of power or authority", good that you acknowledged that.
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    • You're an idiot. You should know that a man can only have his fen removed once.
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  • I know I will be attacked for this...but I cringe at some of the spelling, grammar and punctuation errors I see in people's posts.


    I like a word...fantabulous. It works well for me, anyway.
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  • As used by Father Mulcahy in MASH, when seeing the shenangins of Hawkeye, BJ or Trapper John and Hot Lips Hoolihan.

    Or as displayed by Larry, Curly, Moe, aka...

    Jocularity.

    GordonJ

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    • I love using old timey words like Tom Foolery, Shenanigans, Comeuppance, Hijinks, and Balderdash.

      My favorite word is Shenandoah. I just love the sound of it.
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  • Quomodocunquize.

    A WSO title just begging to be used.



    https://www.encyclo.co.uk/meaning-of-quomodocunquize
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  • "Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious!"

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    • That sounds like gobbledygook to me. Pure gobbledygook.
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  • Revenge is sweet.

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    • May I make a suggestion?

      Archimedes-The Truth Seekers Forum.. is OK.

      But Archimedes- Where Ideas Take Flight sounds a lot better to me. More inspirational. More poetic.

      I remember the first time I saw that signature, I remember thinking it was really well thought out.

      Just an idea.
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  • "Headin' into twilight
    Spreadin' out her wings tonight
    She got you jumpin' off the deck
    Shovin' into overdrive
    Highway to the Danger Zone!"

  • Comeuppance,
    O Brain Wrackah of Yore --
    how we feel your presence
    as never before.
    So many uncanny villains
    to fix!
    So many reupholsterings
    to de-dix!
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  • "... MacArthur's Park is melting in the dark
    All the sweet, green icing flowing down
    Someone left the cake out in the rain
    I don't think that I can take it
    'Cause it took so long to bake it
    And I'll never have that recipe again
    Oh no!"

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  • ...rode hard and put up wet
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    • Yeah, for sure I dun that a few times.


      But I always walked on tamara, even if it took sevrl tries.
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  • "What you are seeking, is seeking you."
    Rumi
  • "There's Klingons on the starboard bow, starboard bow, starboard bow;
    There's Klingons on the starboard bow, starboard bow, Jim

    Ah! We come in peace, shoot to kill, shoot to kill, shoot to kill;
    We come in peace, shoot to kill, shoot to kill, men."
  • "Nothing. Nothing, nothing, nothing. Nothing. And because you're such a good kid, here's another nothing, for nothing." ― Yogi Bear
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    • Are these genuine things that pop into your head each day to say? If so, you must have a good memory for song lyrics which is cool, but I find the perfect recall of Yogi Bear cartoon dialog a little disturbing.
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  • "We did it!" Message received over the phone today.



    Announcement about last weekend's fundraiser goal to provide funds for custom bulletproof vest, etc for County Sheriff's K9 team. $2800 raised.
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    • Either they are excessive Doctor Who fans or these are for Gun Dogs.
  • Protective gear for police dogs (K9 units). Can you say 'duh'?
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  • There are times when a sentence of the day just won't come to mind. New trail ride customer is so busy telling us what an experienced rider she is we had to interrupt her to tell her we couldn't start the ride till she mounted the horse. She used the mounting platform ...put her foot in the stirrup, swung a leg over....and fell off the other side.

    Sometimes there are no words.
  • Word of the day:

    Cockroach

    n. pl. cockroaches

    A regular roach that thinks he's all that.

    Sample sentence:

    After Fred found the uncovered sugar left on the table and had his fill, he puffed out his chest and flew around to show everyone how big and bad he was. Lilly who was working on some Cheerios on the floor left by the baby, looked at Fred in awe and said, "Now, there is a cockroach."

    Mark
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  • Floccinaucinihilipilification

    I have completed my floccinaucinihilipilification of Claude. I have determined he is.
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    • Is my quote for the day.

      Even though this forum is begging for a snippet from the "Hr Puff'instuff" song!


  • No, it isn't - already enough nursery rhymes here
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  • " A Beautiful Coin is worth a Pretty Penny"
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    • I'll give you a penny for your thoughts. But my thoughts are worth 2 cents
  • I was going to post a time traveling joke but you guys didn't like it.
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    • I totally got it and found it funny.
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  • Well, l have to say something here in order to get past the post count software thing, so l will say l mainly come here for a laugh and the irony, (not in that order).

  • Polyamourus Relationship

    My wife and I decided for a happy marriage we should go out to party and socialize twice a week. So, she goes out every Tuesday and I go out every Friday.

    *no, this is not me. I read it today and thought it was kind of funny
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  • Mine its simple one but very smart i thing ,If you wake up today ,be grateful .You dont know how happy you are because you have a life
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    • This works if life is generally good or things in life are getting better and there is some expectation that even some small thing will happen today to make things better over time.
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    As some of you may have noticed, I have collected a lot of quotations over the years ― and this is one of my favourites:

    For me that was comforting at the time as I was dealing with Mental Illness/"Life-Challenges" ... However I think it can apply to many Peoples' endeavours (etc.). In terms of Entrepreneurship/Marketing/etc. ... When things seem tough/difficult just keep persevering ― because the "reward"/outcome is (usually) worth it.
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    • There is a difference and you don't give your self enough credit. However you developed the high level of positive outlook and enthusiasm. Those where probably the keys that got you through.

      With the times we are going through the world may need a bright fire of positiveity and enthusiasm to get through the harsh reality of the days ahead.
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    • But if you try sometimes, well, you might find....You get what you need
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  • Hugin & Munin swoop into a bar.

    They spy anothah bird.

    "Polyamory!"

    "Polyamory!"

    "Polyamory!"

    Stoopid thing gaht its head bit clean off.

    Twice.
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    • Polyamory, is not to be confused with polygamy.

      Poor bird. But how did he get his head bit off twice?
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  • "Be a pineapple. Stand tall, wear a crown and be sweet in the inside"
    Tomorrow the serious one
  • The serious one

    Nietzsche: "He who has a why to live for can bear almost any how."

    Circumstances can be very though, if we don't have things worth-living what's the point of going through all that struggle?
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      Great quotation. : ) And good point.

      I honestly believe a Person can learn something from almost anything. It won't necessarily be "easy" ... However it will probably be worth it. (That's been my experience anyway.)

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      Part of the solution is that People have to believe that they can change, grow, and evolve in Life ... And that they can create the Life, Success, and Results that they want. Some People are kind of "stuck" and think things can't change.
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  • Here is one that fits the thread kinda

    It's not that hot in Las Vegas today its only 92 degrees
  • When people ask me how I am I say wonderful. I don't tell them what I'm wondering about
  • I tried to play angry birds on the first cell phone I had. It didn't go well . I accidentally killed a pigeon when I threw the phone..

    How can you get a good idea of about how old someone is by what they are wearing and their cell phone.

    Their pants are pulled up and their ringtone sounds like a phone.


    How do you torture someone under 30 . Take their cell phone away and put a rotary phone in front of them and have them call every number they remember.
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  • Quote of the day: "without promotion, something terrible happens....nothing!" P.T Barnum
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