What is Your Pet Project?

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This is mine after taking my Mother to this...



And after she bought two bird houses, similar to this.



And after weeks of buying a sander, and finding the exact colors she wanted and painting the flowers in the wrong pink, and buying some more paint and sorting out how to paint some flowers, (she got the initial idea from the Good Witch tv series on Netflix) ended up with these.





So what are yours, or what mischief have you got up to in your back yards and want to share it with the world?

And yeah, never again!


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  • Profile picture of the author spartan14
    The projects looks very nice ,its some nice houses for your pets
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  • Profile picture of the author lanfear63
    Even though you have miniature dogs, those outdoor kennels are totally impractical
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  • Hey, so me an' my bestie Amy are workin' on a plan to revolutionize the personal massage industry.

    Our secret?

    For sure it ain't pumped guys packin' maxo pec or dangle-2-sinew squido gals.

    See, bcs we seen the fyootyoore of HAMSTAHS.

    Why breed these cutesy mammals solely for the benefit of hapless pre-teens who simply gonna kill 'em?

    "Aw, Mom, I did not wish to end Fluffypoops' life, but she was so smilee with her cheeks all big, I wondered how much happier she would be with Dad's baseball and a healthy grapefruit."


    Tellya, we leave the fyootyoore of hamstahkind to the kids, nowan ain't safe -- speshly if'n you evolutionarily predisposed to squeak steada speak.

    So, yeah -- to our PLAN ...

    It is widely known how muscles contract till'n they STAHP.

    An' the massage industry depends on so many zillions of people havin' zero control ovah what they dowin'.

    "Plz can you fix how activation of my mortal flesh is my own responsibility plz?"

    Ansa: if'n you askin' this question, frankly, NO.

    Hence the protyooberance of massage expoits.

    But ...

    what if you could enter

    THE SOULFULLY PACIFYIN' HAMSTAHSPACE?

    We still workin' on the telekinesis aspect, but here's how this gonna play out for the stressed an' knotted up worldwide ...

    1) You enter the Soulfully Pacifyin' Hamstahspace.

    2) Hamstahs surround you from the very air, like them big ol' mops you gaht when you cleanin' your car.

    3) The hamstahs roll around 'pon your sorry flesh, possibly to your favo music, an' their soft fur an' nachrl ways soothe from outta you evry ounce of tension.

    Actshwlly, 'longside the telekinesis part, we still gotta figure the scratchin', bitin', peein' an' poopin' deal.

    Plus also any kinda DEATH ain't merely pre-teen generated.

    Bcs what use is the perfect massage if'n you lose an eye bcs sum stoopid "dead before my time" telekinetic hamstah don't roll with the team?


    An' bcs this is an internet-of-small-and-fluffy-things kinda venture, we gotta check also how the system could be exploited by hackahs.

    SCENARIO WE WOULD NEVAH EVAH WANT #286

    Tom Cruise been asked to star in ANOTHAH stoopid movie.

    Natchrlly he gowin' crazy tryin' to balance his way-out-wherevah persona with all the Scientology stuff he gaht gowin' on in the inside commands him to anal on out.

    Normally, he would call on Brad Pitt to administah the sensitive fingers -- but the "actor and producer known as much for his versatility as he is for his handsome face" (quote Imdb) been claimed for anothah Tarantino movie where his pet buffalo eats the face offa evrywan tried to stahp Elvis gettin' faymiss.

    An' that is where our hamstahs feacher big time.

    Only ... they don't!

    Bcs hackers from the Quit Makin' Noodles So Goddamn Long collective swooped 'em up from outta Cruise's persnl boudoir an' flew 'em downtown to assist in a bank heist by suffocatin', en masse, the one guard needed takin' out without recourse to guns, knives, or poison darts.

    So, yeah, we gaht all kindsa security an' science ishoos to figure, but our trials so far are sound as you would want, evah.

    Amy dropped 3 hamstahs between my shouldah blades as I spreadeagled on my favo reclinah, an' I SWEAR it had a major effect on my total bodily an' spiritual harmony.

    Naht for long, I admit, bcs 2 of the hamstahs ran off instantly an' the othah started eatin' my brastrap bcs it thought it was a raisin or sumthin', hey I dunno: what is with those guys anyways?

    So I KNOW we gaht sumthin' here.

    A big ole pet entreprenoorial prahject fulla promise gonna transform the planet.

    Tellya, you wanna be on the mailin' list, all you gotta do is be plenty frickin' desprit ...
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  • Profile picture of the author tagiscom
    Originally Posted by spartan14 View Post

    The projects looks very nice ,its some nice houses for your pets
    I mean Pet projects, not ....groan.

    Originally Posted by lanfear63 View Post

    Even though you have miniature dogs, those outdoor kennels are totally impractical
    I dunno a few dog threats may do the trick?

    Originally Posted by Princess Balestra View Post


    Hence the protyooberance of massage expoits.

    But ...

    what if you could enter

    THE SOULFULLY PACIFYIN' HAMSTAHSPACE?

    We still workin' on the telekinesis aspect, but here's how this gonna play out for the stressed an' knotted up worldwide ...

    1) You enter the Soulfully Pacifyin' Hamstahspace.

    2) Hamstahs surround you from the very air, like them big ol' mops you gaht when you cleanin' your car.

    3) The hamstahs roll around 'pon your sorry flesh, possibly to your favo music, an' their soft fur an' nachrl ways soothe from outta you evry ounce of tension.

    Actshwlly, 'longside the telekinesis part, we still gotta figure the scratchin', bitin', peein' an' poopin' deal.

    Plus also any kinda DEATH ain't merely pre-teen generated.

    Bcs what use is the perfect massage if'n you lose an eye bcs sum stoopid "dead before my time" telekinetic hamstah don't roll with the team?


    An' bcs this is an internet-of-small-and-fluffy-things kinda venture, we gotta check also how the system could be exploited by hackahs.
    Agreed all of Australia's energy needs will be met by millions of muscle bound, Schwarzenegger hamsters running on treat-mills and end the energy crisis.

    SCENARIO WE WOULD NEVAH EVAH WANT #286

    Tom Cruise been asked to star in ANOTHAH stoopid movie.


    A big ole pet entreprenoorial prahject fulla promise gonna transform the planet.

    Tellya, you wanna be on the mailin' list, all you gotta do is be plenty frickin' desprit ...
    Don't give away any spoilers, l am still haven't seen his latest one.
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  • Profile picture of the author Kay King
    My current 'pet project' is complicated. My granddaughter and her husband are relocating from Colorado to Ohio and they are living with us till their house in CO closes and they buy a house here.

    Her husband was a police officer who prepared for his career with several under grad degrees and a Masters...but officer involved shootings in that city have gone from 6-8/yr to several per week so he's leaving. Smart decision.

    We have plenty of space so that's not a problem - but they brought 2 large dogs and one antisocial cat....to live with our one large and one medium dog and my very social cat.

    I'm in charge of making sure the pets are all friends and so far it's going very well. The dogs are getting along well both indoors and in the yard and the cats are studiously ignoring each other. If I had pet houses with pretty flowers on them, i could make them 'go to your room'.

    I need three very large - and one medium....
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    • Profile picture of the author Frank Donovan
      Originally Posted by Kay King View Post

      I'm in charge of making sure the pets are all friends and so far it's going very well. The dogs are getting along well both indoors and in the yard and the cats are studiously ignoring each other. If I had pet houses with pretty flowers on them, i could make them 'go to your room'.
      Hmm. I'd be inclined to move the family into the boxes and let the pets have the run of the house.
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    • Profile picture of the author tagiscom
      Originally Posted by Kay King View Post

      My current 'pet project' is complicated. My granddaughter and her husband are relocating from Colorado to Ohio and they are living with us till their house in CO closes and they buy a house here.

      Her husband was a police officer who prepared for his career with several under grad degrees and a Masters...but officer involved shootings in that city have gone from 6-8/yr to several per week so he's leaving. Smart decision.

      We have plenty of space so that's not a problem - but they brought 2 large dogs and one antisocial cat....to live with our one large and one medium dog and my very social cat.

      I'm in charge of making sure the pets are all friends and so far it's going very well. The dogs are getting along well both indoors and in the yard and the cats are studiously ignoring each other. If I had pet houses with pretty flowers on them, i could make them 'go to your room'.

      I need three very large - and one medium....
      Sounds like you have your hands full..
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    • Profile picture of the author blairquane
      Originally Posted by Kay King View Post

      We have plenty of space so that's not a problem - but they brought 2 large dogs and one antisocial cat....to live with our one large and one medium dog and my very social cat
      Ohh, all cats are antisocial! We've got two black and whites and a border collie. Very monochrome family. Our cats ignore the dogs plea's to play. They give each other enough space so it works, but it's definitely our lifetime pet project!
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  • Profile picture of the author Artkantos
    My partner wants to bring a dog, a cat and a turtle now that we're about to start our van life...We have never juggled before but she want us to start with 5 balls haha wish me luck guys
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  • Profile picture of the author Kay King
    A dog makes sense - a cat not so much. Never understood why people put turtles in small containers and call them 'pets'.
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  • Profile picture of the author Artkantos
    She loves cats, she's been insisting for like 6 years now haha turtle is a pet for the lazy ones, I guess
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  • Profile picture of the author Suman Rawat
    These mini pet houses are very pretty
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